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RoeSlover
09-13-2005, 04:36 PM
masturbating is it bad 4 you
biff_corp
09-13-2005, 04:36 PM
no. go try it and find out
RoeSlover
09-13-2005, 04:38 PM
oh i have belevie me
biff_corp
09-13-2005, 04:39 PM
then dont ask if its bad for you
crooked09
09-13-2005, 05:34 PM
it gives you AIDS
Magical Sharpie
09-13-2005, 05:36 PM
It stretches out all the skin around your penis so it's all wrinkly and shit.
ihearticecream
09-13-2005, 05:38 PM
i hear a lot of people say its healthy, i dont really know though.
liebherk
09-13-2005, 05:39 PM
it's actually good for you.
ihearticecream
09-13-2005, 05:40 PM
Originally posted by liebherk
it's actually good for you.

how is it good for you, ive always wanted to know.

Does it just clean out your system or something?
Element For Life
09-13-2005, 05:43 PM
Masterbating is healthy in many ways but also bad in many ways.
One good way is,Masterbating produses hormones which in return gives you glowing skin and shiny hair.
Bad way is,It causes you to think dirty thoughts which in return isnt all that good for your brain.
Popwar Pill
09-13-2005, 05:43 PM
who cares...it feels awesome.
kornskaterlambofgod
09-13-2005, 05:44 PM
^what he said
Popwar Pill
09-13-2005, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by Element For Life
Masterbating is healthy in many ways but also bad in many ways.
One good way is,Masterbating produses hormones which in return gives you glowing skin and shiny hair.
Bad way is,It causes you to think dirty thoughts which in return isnt all that good for your brain.

shit, ill think of dirty thoughts no matter what.
ihearticecream
09-13-2005, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by kornskaterlambofgod
^what he said
you guys can masturbate to my sig.....

i did (/)
Popwar Pill
09-13-2005, 05:47 PM
i wouldnt doubt it queer.
1.77
09-13-2005, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by ihearticecream
Originally posted by liebherk
it's actually good for you.

how is it good for you, ive always wanted to know.

Does it just clean out your system or something?

um... my friend told me that if you dont masturbate then sperm gets built up and your at higher risks of getting testicular cancer or something
ihearticecream
09-13-2005, 05:48 PM
oh, hey people are calling me queer stick up for me 1.77!

hehe
Mcrankfan
09-13-2005, 05:49 PM
It gives some people urinary tract infections... that DOESN'T feel good.
ihearticecream
09-13-2005, 05:50 PM
Originally posted by Mcrankfan
It gives some people urinary tract infections... that DOESN'T feel good.

isint that a VD though, were talking about masturbating not sex
Mcrankfan
09-13-2005, 05:57 PM
No, it happened to me. It burned soooooo bad.
Popwar Pill
09-13-2005, 05:58 PM
3.....2........1.......BEAT OFF http://media.mediaplazza.com/t_15/101x80/040607_sexyKRO_armee.gif
Hairy Johnson
09-14-2005, 03:47 PM
Its healthy!
Project
09-14-2005, 03:49 PM
Originally posted by Element For Life
Masterbating is healthy in many ways but also bad in many ways.
One good way is,Masterbating produses hormones which in return gives you glowing skin and shiny hair.
Bad way is,It causes you to think dirty thoughts which in return isnt all that good for your brain.

Fag.
Atm0909
09-14-2005, 03:53 PM
Just get a girlfriend...=|
Slapdown
09-14-2005, 03:55 PM
Masturbation reduces the chances of getting prostate cancer by 75%.

However, it gives you hairy palms and makes you go blind.
BlooDhoUndGanG
09-14-2005, 04:54 PM
Originally posted by Slapdown
Masturbation reduces the chances of getting prostate cancer by 75%.

However, it gives you hairy palms and makes you go blind.

it does make u go blind cuz when u come sumtimes it shoots in ur eyes........
but i got the hairy palms from shaving my pubes and gluing them to my hands not masturbating
Juicage
09-14-2005, 10:17 PM
Originally posted by Slapdown
Masturbation reduces the chances of getting prostate cancer by 75%.

However, it gives you hairy palms and makes you go blind.

aha myths
Sk8_n_Azn
09-14-2005, 10:36 PM
its really good for you...like if you're gonna have sex with a lady next week..you should wank off to get rid of the crappy sperm(if you haven't already you naughty person you)and then you have really healthy sperm...and you lover will be like..
hmm... that was tasty....."....tis true...i tried it me self. http://www.amandabeard.net/images/PhotoGallery/Olympics/Amanda-silver-thumbs%20up.jpg
Project
09-14-2005, 10:41 PM
Originally posted by Sk8_n_Azn
its really good for you...like if you're gonna have sex with a lady next week..you should wank off to get rid of the crappy sperm(if you haven't already you naughty person you)and then you have really healthy sperm...and you lover will be like..
hmm... that was tasty....."....tis true...i tried it me self. http://www.amandabeard.net/images/PhotoGallery/Olympics/Amanda-silver-thumbs%20up.jpg

I don't care how yours looks, but my lover does NOT look like that.
Sk8_n_Azn
09-14-2005, 10:44 PM
Originally posted by Project
Originally posted by Sk8_n_Azn
its really good for you...like if you're gonna have sex with a lady next week..you should wank off to get rid of the crappy sperm(if you haven't already you naughty person you)and then you have really healthy sperm...and you lover will be like..
hmm... that was tasty....."....tis true...i tried it me self. http://www.amandabeard.net/images/PhotoGallery/Olympics/Amanda-silver-thumbs%20up.jpg

I don't care how yours looks, but my lover does NOT look like that. nah its not like that i was just trying to find a funny picture of someone doing a thumbs up..it so happens to be a crazed female olympic swimmer...*sigh*=|....(y)
Element For Life
09-15-2005, 05:17 PM
Originally posted by Project
Originally posted by Element For Life
Masterbating is healthy in many ways but also bad in many ways.
One good way is,Masterbating produses hormones which in return gives you glowing skin and shiny hair.
Bad way is,It causes you to think dirty thoughts which in return isnt all that good for your brain.

Fag.
Yeah,what a good quality post.And yes that is true,i found it somehwere or someone told me can't remember which one.
Oh and how does that make me a "fag" ?
campkill_yourself
09-15-2005, 05:50 PM
Well if you masterbate you will develope testicular cancer and increse your chances of getting STD's because if you don't wash your hands and your dick riddled hand had already touched your meals then that'll happen.

Oh and it you do it more then 348 times in your lifetime you're gonna die
volcomskater4454
09-15-2005, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by campkill_yourself
Well if you masterbate you will develope testicular cancer and increse your chances of getting STD's because if you don't wash your hands and your wonka bar riddled hand had already touched your meals then that'll happen.

Oh and it you do it more then 348 times in your lifetime you're gonna die

my count is 347:O
campkill_yourself
09-15-2005, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by volcomskater4454
Originally posted by campkill_yourself
Well if you masterbate you will develope testicular cancer and increse your chances of getting STD's because if you don't wash your hands and your wonka bar riddled hand had already touched your meals then that'll happen.

Oh and it you do it more then 348 times in your lifetime you're gonna die

my count is 347:O
Then you best keep that waistline thin and strong