View Full Version : My ode to Larse Ulrich

01-19-2011, 09:30 AM
After more than six months without writing a thing, for the last 3-4 days I wrote this and that other little thing in my own language which is totally unrelated.

I give to you - my greeting card to my favorite drummer of all time

Larse Ulrich is a bitch

At a time I barely knew what a computer was,
you were playing rock and metal
always topping charts.
Most people have no clue how much you're really worth and say
- I really dig this fellow's style
he is so great.

But set music aside you see a sour prick
A man with no passion
and a head so thick.

__________________________________________________ _______

There are other knobheads out there for sure
but you stick out with ignorance
so sad and pure.
If you could please do me a favor and bend over a bit
so the internet can bone you and bite on your nip

No one knows your money
you ungrateful cunt,
without pirates little kids will never hear your older stuff.

You might've been a better person back then
but I hope nobody buys an album by you
ever again.

I hope your neighbor's pet tiger
rips your balls off
on your way to your jeep,
then you'll be a true bitch
your life will be complete.


01-19-2011, 11:27 AM

01-19-2011, 11:51 AM
he's not even that good

01-19-2011, 12:38 PM
He had some ideas up untill two decades ago. He's worthless now.