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dain84
01-16-2006, 12:26 PM
Post em!

What's Michael Jackson's favorite key?

A Minor.

Charlie_Major
01-16-2006, 12:29 PM
why is stevie wonder always so happy?

cos he doesnt know hes black (sorry, i dont mean this its just a joke)

Klausfloride
01-16-2006, 12:32 PM
what has seven arms and sucks?

Def Leapord

dain84
01-16-2006, 12:36 PM
What has 6 arms, 6 legs, and two heads?





Nirvana.
Sorry, I love them, but I couldn't resist.

encyclopedia
01-16-2006, 12:39 PM
What band is NOT a complicated plan?

Simple Plan!!!!!!!

What band died in the 70s and was resurrected in a Underground Station in London?

LiverPool!!!!!!

system_of_a_down_rocks
01-16-2006, 12:40 PM
what do you call a person who hangs out with musicians?








a drummer!

dain84
01-16-2006, 12:42 PM
How do you know a drummer is the door?

The knocking keeps getting louder and faster and he doesn't know when to come in.

pj_rules
01-16-2006, 12:58 PM
What has three legs and an asshole?

A drum stool

p
01-16-2006, 03:00 PM
why did michael jackson go to wal mart?

he heard that boys pants were half off.


why did michael jackson go to the hospital?


cause he ate a five year old weiner

Kolzig
01-16-2006, 03:33 PM
How do you know a drummer is the door?

The knocking keeps getting louder and faster and he doesn't know when to come in.

excuse me. i bet your a egotistical guitarist. basically a drummer holds the timing together cuz most guitarists have horrible timing.

p
01-16-2006, 03:34 PM
drummers can only count to four and repeat

Kolzig
01-16-2006, 03:45 PM
from now on only drummers can make drummer jokes. heres one; what do you call a drummer who just got dumped by his gf




homeless

dain84
01-16-2006, 10:03 PM
excuse me. i bet your a egotistical guitarist. basically a drummer holds the timing together cuz most guitarists have horrible timing.
Actually, I'm a bassist.

skater danny
01-16-2006, 10:07 PM
What does Michael Jackson and JC Penny have in common?

Both have boys underwear half off.

dain84
01-16-2006, 10:17 PM
Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit?

A: The CD will eventually mature and make money.

Q:How do you get 2 electric guitar players to play in perfect unison ?

A: Shoot one of them.

Q: Did you hear about the heavy metal player who locked his keys in the car?

A: He had to break the window to let the drummer out!

Q: How many bassists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It doesn't matter. Bassists are never in the light anyways.

goten9001
01-16-2006, 10:59 PM
One was similar to this but I love it!

Did you hear about Michael Jackson getting food poisening? Yeah he ate a 12 year old weiner....

SoHereIAm
01-17-2006, 04:33 AM
Q: What's the definition of a minor second?
A: Two lead guitarists playing in unison.

Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty. One to change the bulb and nineteen to say, "Not bad, but I could've done better".

Q: What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?
A: Would you like fries with that?

Q: What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?
A: Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money

liebherk
01-17-2006, 07:42 AM
what has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him

mellowman
01-17-2006, 08:01 AM
what does elton john and a cooker have in common

they both get turned on by knobs

child-of-insanity
01-17-2006, 06:26 PM
some of them were funny but others just sucked. sorry, i just had to say that.