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Zippy
01-07-2006, 10:05 PM
i hosted the last one as bottomofthetop, now who wants to get in this one? rules to be determined, just check in if you wanna be in it

p
01-07-2006, 10:27 PM
ill be in yo. ill prollly embarass myself, but im in.

Zippy
01-07-2006, 10:46 PM
Alrite im countin you in. Im lookin for 5 or 6 signups depending if im gonna jude or if im gonna compte and then make a poll so that everyone can vote for the winner

nirvana12
01-07-2006, 10:49 PM
ill join, but same as pain, ill propoly embrass myself

Zippy
01-07-2006, 10:52 PM
cool cool dont worry you gotta practice your skills somewhere. im gonna get in on this so we need three more people and were good.

Green_Ass_Donkey
01-07-2006, 11:01 PM
ME, ill Sign up.

jckskellington12
01-07-2006, 11:06 PM
COUNT ME IN
embaressment central here we come
haha
ill judge if zippy aint

p
01-07-2006, 11:12 PM
this is gonna be so bad ass. not even joking.

jckskellington12
01-07-2006, 11:24 PM
so are u gonna message us when its on
cuz whenever wherever
im in
haha yall gonna get owned!
not really but
OK

Green_Ass_Donkey
01-07-2006, 11:32 PM
So who's in so far?

p
01-07-2006, 11:44 PM
me, nirvana12, jck, and green ass donkey right??

jckskellington12
01-07-2006, 11:50 PM
yah
hey my friend kingkomquats in on it to
hel post in a lil bit
kool
jus message us when its on

kingkomquat
01-07-2006, 11:51 PM
ok im with jckskellington ill be in.

d_n_b_and_d_u_b
01-07-2006, 11:55 PM
i'm in!

p
01-08-2006, 12:03 AM
i think thats seven if zippy is gonna be in on it.

Zippy
01-08-2006, 12:41 AM
okay we have 7 including me. ill bump it up to 8 so everyone can get in. one more person needs to sign up then ill randomly select who battles who and state the rules.

dudethedudeness
01-08-2006, 12:45 AM
I will join, even though I blow chunks at rapping.

p
01-08-2006, 12:48 AM
ok its over no one else can join. now lets hear the rules, zippy

Zippy
01-08-2006, 12:54 AM
ok the rules are

12 bars each
ill flip a coin and say who spits first
ill choose the pairs to battle eachother
once both people check in they have an hour to post their verse
everyone votes after a battle based on overall impression
if theirs a tie ill break it

ill post up the list of whos battling who and who spits first either later tonight or tommorow

Zippy
01-08-2006, 01:01 AM
each rap is 12 lines long

so theres six of these rhyming pairs

your lookin at me like you got hit with a co co nut
yo mom screams my name when i bust with my loco nut

zero sk8er punk1200
01-08-2006, 10:47 AM
you think u got abs, you think u got muscles, you aint got nuthin! not even couples!

00
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Snake
01-08-2006, 11:43 AM
Eh, maybe...
Ha, I rember last time you and sk8erwitand8 argued for like a month.

Zippy
01-08-2006, 12:14 PM
ok checkin in... right now were goin with the eight who said there doin it for sure, including me. ill be making the pairs shortly and flipping the coin to see who spits first. bear whith me tho i have a broken collarbone so im typing 1 handed

masterkickflip
01-08-2006, 01:36 PM
Count me in.

Zippy
01-09-2006, 12:29 AM
okay here it is

masterkickflip ill let you get in if the guy with one post doesnt spit

fisrst two to battle are


green ass donkey

vs


dudethedudeness

green ass donkey will spit first, once you check in you spit within the hour, and NO EDITING POSTS this is freestyle edited posts get you disqualified

2roberts
01-09-2006, 11:34 AM
I got the kinda style that makes disabled people run round
I rap from sunrise to sunset that's when the suns down
will every one stop blabbing, shape up and start spittin;
at this rate i wont see any craap youve written
im not here to judge make a mark or impress
but here to check some chat that matters with close finesse
but i digress, im not trying to be witty
but i pity people like you who try and spit their commitee so whitty
so come on zippy, lets see how you can rhyme!?
bust a move, bust a verse or bust a rhyme, but given time
you'll see's that wack MC's tryin' to battle me endding up on two knees
like this shit. "your lookin at me like you got hit with a co co nut
yo mom screams my name when i bust with my loco nut"
i dunno if you heard or not, but in real life those rhymes will get you shot
not because of insults, not because their lame, but beacuse its people like you who discrace this game! searchin' fame...
zippy dont battle, your shook, but your half way to being a half way crook!
ima peace everybody and leave yourself to the stage...
maybe soon youll see your better acting your age!


ps can you not sware in the respnse because im on a school computer which bans me from going on sites with sware words.......use fcuk of sh1t instead!

Zippy
01-09-2006, 11:46 AM
the fuck was that^? ill bust all over that weak shit but this is a structured battle dumbass. I'd appreciate it if a mod would help me out and delete that post and any other stuff that doesnt have anything usefull in it. If there was a real battle you dont jump in and start randomly tryin to diss people.

by the way i like that bar thats twice as long as the rest lol...

2roberts
01-09-2006, 12:01 PM
the ---- was that^? ill bust all over that weak shit but this is a structured battle dumbass. I'd appreciate it if a mod would help me out and delete that post and any other stuff that doesnt have anything usefull in it. If there was a real battle you dont jump in and start randomly tryin to diss people.

by the way i like that bar thats twice as long as the rest lol...

well come one lets here your chat!!!! but make sure your not one of the people who just rips of people like taskfrce and jehst...and for the record....how oftenn have you battled,...i mean properly...in a club....because thats what i do and luckly i have won each one.....i'd like to see you get up in front of 500 people with a wireless mic and chat some stuff to pendulum etc! aint easy geeza

2roberts
01-09-2006, 12:06 PM
http://intranet/extracurricular/AMS/20-03-04/IMG_1471.JPG

come battle!!!! whats to loose

2roberts
01-09-2006, 12:15 PM
the ---- was that^? ill bust all over that weak shit but this is a structured battle dumbass. I'd appreciate it if a mod would help me out and delete that post and any other stuff that doesnt have anything usefull in it. If there was a real battle you dont jump in and start randomly tryin to diss people.

by the way i like that bar thats twice as long as the rest lol...

hang on.......if you ever battle then you will learn that you do diss people matey!!!!! other wise you get crushed! idiot!!!

Zippy
01-09-2006, 12:20 PM
nice triple post....

ive battled at school and shit and with friends.

of course you diss people but you dont just randomly start spittin shit in a structured battle. if you wanted to get in this you should have signed up before. just wait and ill let you get in, if theres a no show and theres space.

and your right there isnt anything to loose but your posts are messing up this topic so im gonna delete mine after a mod hopefully deletes yours.

Metcalfe
01-09-2006, 12:23 PM
Yo im the man chicky
Smokin the lik licky

10 freaky girls inside the chin tiki
Girl when ya see me, you better believe me

This aint a game
and pimpin aint easy

Anything goes when it comes to hoes
Im the kingpin when it comes to flows

Ya betta ask sumone, if you dont know
when ya see me though say "WHADDUP DOWG"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

2roberts
01-09-2006, 12:27 PM
nice triple post....

ive battled at school and shit and with friends.

of course you diss people but you dont just randomly start spittin shit in a structured battle. if you wanted to get in this you should have signed up before. just wait and ill let you get in, if theres a no show and theres space.

and your right there isnt anything to loose but your posts are messing up this topic so im gonna delete mine after a mod hopefully deletes yours.

ok but stop stalling and waiting for a mod to come and bail you out.....stand up and chat!!!!!!!

Zippy
01-09-2006, 12:53 PM
aite just for you some quick bars

2roberts tryin to ruin shit but ill leave him in ruins
gettin smoked up like cigars made by the cubans
if i put energy in this you know you would loose it
talkin about goin to clubs man why do you even pursue it
when you lay down a track wack shit has my ears bleedin
u rappin is sinnin' like eatin apples in tha garden of eden
you had a couple rhymes but no flow, no rappin style
ill leave yo ass speachless like pop a doc in 8 mile
every rap you spit just adds to your list of crimes
i could eat your rhyme book and shit out better lines
2robetrs get out the thread and stop shoutin off random disses
cause i gaurontee youll have less sucess then when you holla at bitches

there you got me to say somethin you happy, but im still tryin to run a proper battle

The One Who Once Was
01-09-2006, 01:01 PM
With a lot of the current competitors, this looks like it shall be crap.

p
01-09-2006, 01:03 PM
aite just for you some quick bars

2roberts tryin to ruin shit but ill leave him in ruins
gettin smoked up like cigars made by the cubans
if i put energy in this you know you would loose it
talkin about goin to clubs man why do you even pursue it
when you lay down a track wack shit has my ears bleedin
u rappin is sinnin' like eatin apples in tha garden of eden
you had a couple rhymes but no flow, no rappin style
ill leave yo ass speachless like pop a doc in 8 mile
every rap you spit just adds to your list of crimes
i could eat your rhyme book and shit out better lines
2robetrs get out the thread and stop shoutin off random disses
cause i gaurontee youll have less sucess then when you holla at bitches

there you got me to say somethin you happy, but im still tryin to run a proper battle
DAMN CUZ!!!

Zippy
01-09-2006, 01:03 PM
With a lot of the current competitors, this looks like it shall be crap.

im tryin... what happened to sum41 and skaterwitan8 i was hopin they would check in.

NWA Sk8er
01-09-2006, 01:06 PM
Ill be up in there wat u gotta do just rap i can do dat lol

The One Who Once Was
01-09-2006, 01:06 PM
im tryin... what happened to sum41 and skaterwitan8 i was hopin they would check in.

I haven't seen them around here in awhile. Am I in this? I don't think I am haha.

Zippy
01-09-2006, 01:09 PM
I haven't seen them around here in awhile. Am I in this? I don't think I am haha.

yeah ill let you in this since theres no shows.

listen up i guess im makin a new list and were startin this shit tonight!

everyone check in or re-check in below this post. no more bullshit

1. zippy
2. LFF
3. ryce
4. dont do drugs
5. nirvana12
6. peace child
7. masterkickflip
8. pain.

you gotta be active and re check in or join up now for the new list cause i think theres a couple new people who would do it tonight

The One Who Once Was
01-09-2006, 01:11 PM
I dunno about tonight, I have so much homework shit to do because Midterms are this week and I have tons of papers and shit. I also have to ace my PreCalc midterm or I'm gonna get a D this quarter. So, maybe some other time.

Zippy
01-09-2006, 01:14 PM
I dunno about tonight, I have so much homework shit to do because Midterms are this week and I have tons of papers and shit. I also have to ace my PreCalc midterm or I'm gonna get a D this quarter. So, maybe some other time.

im not tryin to get it all done tonight, just get a couple battles down so theres some participation. ill just put you down farther on the list cause i know your active on here and wont be one of the no shows

The One Who Once Was
01-09-2006, 01:16 PM
im not tryin to get it all done tonight, just get a couple battles down so theres some participation. ill just put you down farther on the list cause i know your active on here and wont be one of the no shows

Alrighty sounds good.

Zippy
01-09-2006, 01:22 PM
alrite cool we need 6 more. check in if youll participate tonight or within the next few days

ryce
01-09-2006, 01:24 PM
This looks like fun. Although it's not the same as in real-life (duh), since you have time to think of what to say and shit.

Dont do drugs
01-09-2006, 01:25 PM
yo im the only real black skater here so yeah ill kick some ass i mean ill be init

Zippy
01-09-2006, 01:27 PM
ok you guys are in im just gonna keep editing the post that has the list

dotcom
01-09-2006, 01:37 PM
Hey can a Chick get in on this action??

nirvana12
01-09-2006, 01:56 PM
k im in, for sure

peace_child
01-09-2006, 02:01 PM
I want in man.

masterkickflip
01-09-2006, 02:03 PM
I'm in!

p
01-09-2006, 02:27 PM
dont forget about me, im still in yo.

Zippy
01-09-2006, 02:30 PM
i decided i want an even 10 so ill wait for d_n_b and d_u_B cause i know hes down and one more person. so one more person can get in no shows will just be disqualified. sorry dotcom but you only have four posts so im not sure about your participation.

okay ill set up the list in a lil bit, i have a doctors appointment at like 4 a hour and a half so ill set up the list by then and get the first battle going. we wont do them alll tonight but well get it started.

heres the list so far, ill set the first battle in a sec


1. zippy
2. LFF
3. ryce
4. dont do drugs
5. nirvana12
6. peace child
7. masterkickflip
8. pain.
9. d_n_B and d_u_b (might be spelled wrong)
10.

Zippy
01-09-2006, 03:26 PM
ok

nirvana12

v

peace_child

nirvana spit 1st 12 bars each

afterwards ill start the voting

ryce
01-09-2006, 03:56 PM
lol I didn't even know I was going to be in it, but oh well that's okay. I'm gonna get wasted in this. Asians can't rap.

atmboy136
01-09-2006, 04:35 PM
Yo im the man chicky
Smokin the lik licky

10 freaky girls inside the chin tiki
Girl when ya see me, you better believe me

This aint a game
and pimpin aint easy

Anything goes when it comes to hoes
Im the kingpin when it comes to flows

Ya betta ask sumone, if you dont know
when ya see me though say "WHADDUP DOWG"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!


Man, that is so 8 mile. although still gotta give you props, cause i didnt even understand what that guy said

nirvana12
01-09-2006, 05:45 PM
k here it goes

now im the rapper from the street
and youll face a head up defeat
you dont have what it takes to play this game
you gotta get through me to get to the fame
ill slice ya, peel ya, and smash ya up
ill beat you so hard that youll be saying"yup"
so take your crying ass outta here
cuz in 8 mile, the real playas show no fear
im not even done yet, i just started
you know what , i just farted
but i dont give a mace
so ill just take my asian ass and show it to your ugly ass face

hahahahahahahahahahaha, i just read this and it made me laugh, but it was hard. so how did i do? i cant stop laughing

skate4life1
01-09-2006, 05:48 PM
^^^ nice.

Zippy
01-09-2006, 06:47 PM
brown town your in now against nirvana12 if you want, we need a battle done.

i yeah no voting, ill just judge cause people arent always on

ryce
01-09-2006, 06:57 PM
When is it my turn?
I wanna see how bad I get annihilated, lol

Zippy
01-09-2006, 06:57 PM
im done for now right? or what

yeah if browntown or the other guy doesnt spit in a couple hours you win by no show

ryce
01-09-2006, 06:59 PM
How many times does each person get to go before the vote?
Or is it just a one time-run?

Zippy
01-09-2006, 07:02 PM
Hey ill go right now

i was suppoosede to go against nirvana

alrite go spit right now

browntown your still in for someone else, ill add you to the list

peace_child
01-09-2006, 07:05 PM
Aight. Here we go.


I dont care about playas, you aint a rappa from da street
The only defeat I'll meet is when the pitter patter of my feet
leaves da stage while im in a fit of rage.
Start frontin and Ima lock you up in a cage.
you ain't from 8 Mile, hell, you aint even from 7 mile.
there aint nothin you can do that can match up to my style.
you may have an asian **** but my ass is brown.
you can call me black, white, yellow, but i'll still kick you out of town
guess what? im goin easy on you,
i dont wanna beat up on you.
so here we go
ima step off da floor.

ryce
01-09-2006, 07:08 PM
Not bad, peace_child...not bad at all.

peace_child
01-09-2006, 07:09 PM
I'm pretty happy with that. I think I could do better though.

luvintoskate
01-09-2006, 07:13 PM
i walked downtown
and had a frown
so i turned that frown
upside down


haha guys i win

Zippy
01-09-2006, 07:13 PM
okay cool, ill just choose the winner cause not everyones gonna be here to vote

ryce you and whoever checks in tonight to battle will be next

ill announce the winner of peace child and nirvana in a lil after i look their verses over for awhile

ryce
01-09-2006, 07:13 PM
I'm pretty happy with that. I think I could do better though.


So far you have my vote unless if there's going to be another round of spitting. hard to tell with just one round.

ryce
01-09-2006, 07:24 PM
okay cool, ill just choose the winner cause not everyones gonna be here to vote

ryce you and whoever checks in tonight to battle will be next

ill announce the winner of peace child and nirvana in a lil after i look their verses over for awhile


So is this just going to be a one-rounder?
I think it'd be better if we had a double-rounder.
One start off, another come back....
...Then the starter to have another shot, and the other guy to finish it off.
Because the starter has a disadvantage while the other guy can see what he said and can use that in his rap. Just an idea....you don't have to do it.

Zippy
01-09-2006, 07:28 PM
So is this just going to be a one-rounder?
I think it'd be better if we had a double-rounder.
One start off, another come back....
...Then the starter to have another shot, and the other guy to finish it off.
Because the starter has a disadvantage while the other guy can see what he said and can use that in his rap. Just an idea....you don't have to do it.

i know thats a hella disadvantage thats why im flippin a coin so its kinda fair.

ryce your spittin next now someone check it to verse him!

im goin over the raps now

browntown559
01-09-2006, 07:29 PM
k

this is againts ryce


this battle was a damn mismatch
uir shit is weak as a broken latch
wen u hear me u start runnin
stick my dick in ur nose so u can smell wen i m cummin
shit boi stop acting like ur da bomb
on myspace ur only friend is tom
yah and ur bitch she one hella of a dime
ill i had her suck me out like a lime
then played her bells like a chime
m comptemplatin wether its ur mom or ur siter i wann pregante
were playin chess and i jus called checkmate

Zippy
01-09-2006, 07:35 PM
ahhh to late for nirvana he already lost

PEACE_CHILD moves on to round two

brown town keep that if you want your against ryce

RYCE v BROWNTOWN step up and spit ryce

ryce
01-09-2006, 07:49 PM
"Where's my snare?!"
*hears the beat*
Awww, here we go. Yee-uh, UH...yee-uh, yee-uh! lol Sorry

...
...
browntown559
Oh my lord, you're rap to me was a fucking joke.
Damn, so terrible! I just might go and have a smoke.
It's people like you that make me wanna smoke a blunt or few.
Just so I can forget the patheticness that I'm listenin' to.
You think you're spitter? Hah, but you're only spittin' ice.
I'm not gettin' cold chills. Fuck no, I'm actually feelin' kinda nice.
You just don't understand, that the only thing I spit are flames.
So I can melt your ice, and melt away with your pathetic name.
You think you're rap is so great and versatile.
By reading all your bull***** I realized that you have no style.
So before I end, there's one thing you should know.
I'm just gettin' started...Just quit now and take your sorry ass home.

---- I'm game for a second round if you're up for it, but that's up to Zippy. Have at it, browntown559. Spit! :)

EDIT: I changed the first line since he changed it to me.

browntown559
01-09-2006, 08:16 PM
k

bitch u dont smoke weed fo shit u a homo
u get killed by trees like sunny bonno
go bac to skoo to learn how to wrtie ryce
my bad u got banned from skool cuz of exccesive lice
ur writtens soun childish and not real
sound like u read them off da back of a happy meal
ur jus a another media carbon copy
ur bars are really sloopy
i fucked ur mom last ngiht softly
den dis morning i got her up and fucker her up jus like coffe

browntown559
01-09-2006, 08:18 PM
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
dat 1 was fo my battle againts ryce

ryce
01-09-2006, 08:22 PM
Hehe, not bad browntown. :)


Here I go:

So you're the dude that started the V-I Skate?
Well hey you're back for more. So let me demonstrate.
I warned you once, that you should have quit already.
But I already know that your fucking rap is so unsteady.
Know what? I'll spit ice with you. I'll condescend to a hesh.
Only I'll be spitting icicles that'll rip right through your flesh.
I may be Asian, but you're not stopping me.
Go ahead, why don't you hit me with that "CHING CHONG CHI?!"
You think you can beat me? Yeah, I may be Asian and all.
You're forgetting one thing though. Ummm, I'm too sensational.
Don't tell me how to write, I could barely read what you typed.
Looks like you should go to school. Learn to capitalize, you fuckin' hype.
...

lol - I just kept going just for fun. YOu don't have to count this one.

Zippy
01-09-2006, 08:22 PM
shiiit ryce edited and browntown didnt have 12 bars so i gotta decide...ill edit this with the winner once i choose

browntown wins

sorry ryce but that whole flames and ice thing was kinda wack and browntown had a few nice punches

thats it for tonight, ill make an updated list later

ryce
01-09-2006, 08:24 PM
shiiit ryce edited and browntown didnt have 12 bars so i gotta decide...ill edit this with the winner once i choose


I only edited the part the first line when I said "The rap to nirvana" and I just changed it to "the rap to me" - Because that was originally to nirvana.

ryce
01-09-2006, 08:30 PM
Ahh well, I'm done for now. Nice job, browntown559.

Zippy
01-09-2006, 08:39 PM
alrite cool ima figure out who still needs to go and edit this but so far advancing to round two are

Peace_Child and Browntown

ryce
01-09-2006, 08:48 PM
azns cant rap ?
have u heard of jin
he was like da best battle rappper


That's about it, though.

d_n_b_and_d_u_b
01-09-2006, 11:17 PM
i'll try to keep these words MODest
afterall, i am a mod..i may get demodded but what the hell are the odds?forget a beat, naturally i make heads nod. Not many us can claim hip hop here, cause for many of you it's a fad like emo kids and i-pods.

i came out of the womb spitting ill rhymes and lines, with no intentions of receiving credentials but got more publicized than articles in the New York Times. Copy and paste is a crime, so why do so many of you do it? Those lyrics weren't yours, they were mine. Give them back or you'll regret and realize that the choice you made was stupid.

Nah just kidding, I wouldn't take credit for those rhymes if they were mine, because I'd be to ashamed to claim so, to tell you the truth I'd probably lie. I'm walking out of this battle with your girl, say goodnight and goodbye. I could crush your ego within a sentence and a sigh.



this post is a joke..nothing personal. i watched too much 8 mile.

magic mushroom
01-10-2006, 01:45 AM
can i join? i wanna see how gay i am at it? and also, will i be allowed to swear if i beep it out, if you get my meaning?

Zippy
01-10-2006, 11:00 AM
okay 2 battles done... i thought of a new format since not everyone is always on. when i say so two people from the round 1 list will check in and battle each other. first to check in can choose if they wanna spit first or second.


Round 1
1. zippy
2. LFF
4. dont do drugs
4. masterkickflip
5.pain.
6.d_n_B and d_u_b (might be spelled wrong)

Advancing
1. Peace_Child
2. Browntown

so whoever sees this first and is on the round 1 list check in and state wether your spittin first or second. then wait for another person on the list and we got the next battle. this might be better then scheduling them cause its likely people wont show up. we should get to round two tonight. also i need a judge for when i battle someone, so if you wanna do it pm me and ill decide

masterkickflip
01-10-2006, 12:47 PM
I'll spit first against pain.

Pain, that is the name of the game
I am the the claim to fame, put you to shame, my style is insane
Who the fuck are you?
Some gay ass noob checkin 1-2 1-2?
When we put the cards down, I'll smash you to the next town
Go ahead, hold your ground
I'll knock you down
You fuckin clown, I know I can
You fuckin retard, when you go tut-tut-tut
That means "masterk's the man"
I got something for you to hear
Try to be cool, but your as hardcore as Britney Spears
I'll put it this way, in a language you understand
You'll try to be poetical but you turn out bland
I win, you lose, go home, jerk off
And I bet you'll go home to find Victorrrrrr Holokov
I'm the teacher, you're the student, you just got schooled
Ring ring it's 3:00 now leave you fuckin tool.


M-K OUT!

ryce
01-10-2006, 01:02 PM
masterkickflip:
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! :D

p
01-10-2006, 01:04 PM
that was pretty dope masterkickflip, i give you props. well, here goes nothin.


master k's sig says you want it well or want it fast?
you wont even see me, cause my rhymes they are a blast.
you say im as hardcore as brittany spears.
its too bad that naked women are your biggest fears.
so as i sit here and crack my knucles,
there aint no pressure man, i aint gonna buckle.
i see you and now you look dumb founded
go to your room, son, youve just been grounded.
i dont know why i wasted my time here,
between me and you, the winner is clear
or are you blind, can you not see?
aww fuck you homie, im a P.I.M.P

d_n_b_and_d_u_b
01-10-2006, 01:12 PM
k, so am i supposed to go after pain or what?

Zippy
01-10-2006, 02:29 PM
k, so am i supposed to go after pain or what?

no ill judge their stuff, your battling whoever checks in next

wellll master k went over 12 bars so everything after 12 didnt count, which was some of the better stuff so..... pain. will be advancing to round 2


i still need someone top judge my verses

next battle is whoever checks in against dnb and dub

masterkickflip
01-10-2006, 03:57 PM
no ill judge their stuff, your battling whoever checks in next

wellll master k went over 12 bars so everything after 12 didnt count, which was some of the better stuff so..... pain. will be advancing to round 2


i still need someone top judge my verses

next battle is whoever checks in against dnb and dub

No offense, but the 12 bar thing is gay. Let people freestyle as long as they want, it makes it better. Oh, and good job pain.

Zippy
01-10-2006, 04:16 PM
No offense, but the 12 bar thing is gay. Let people freestyle as long as they want, it makes it better. Oh, and good job pain.

i know, but the thing is that in a real battle theres a time limit, and I cant do that here so I figured I should limit it somehow to make things more even

Zippy
01-10-2006, 04:36 PM
ok im checking in to spit now i guess...whoever is left and wants to go check in

ill spit second and ill arrange someone to judge the battle since i obviously cant

lordata
01-10-2006, 04:50 PM
rap is retarded
why are you having a "battle"
you don't even hit each other
remember kids you can't spell crap without R.A.P. (retards attempting poetry)

peace_child
01-10-2006, 04:54 PM
ok im checking in to spit now i guess...whoever is left and wants to go check in

ill spit second and ill arrange someone to judge the battle since i obviously cant

i can judge for you if you'd like. the earliest i can get a judgement in is tomorrow though.


rap is retarded
why are you having a "battle"
you don't even hit each other
remember kids you can't spell crap without R.A.P. (retards attempting poetry)

if you dont like rap, then don't read this topic.

Zippy
01-10-2006, 04:59 PM
alrite peace, unless i can find another judge sooner ill send you a u2u

im still waiting for someone to go against, ive got all day since im just sittin here with a broken shoulder

p
01-10-2006, 06:04 PM
No offense, but the 12 bar thing is gay. Let people freestyle as long as they want, it makes it better. Oh, and good job pain.
thanks, man. yours was real good. i thought you had me beat.

kickflip4
01-10-2006, 06:18 PM
I'll spit first against pain.

Pain, that is the name of the game
I am the the claim to fame, put you to shame, my style is insane
Who the fuck are you?
Some gay ass noob checkin 1-2 1-2?
When we put the cards down, I'll smash you to the next town
Go ahead, hold your ground
I'll knock you down
You fuckin clown, I know I can
You fuckin retard, when you go tut-tut-tut
That means "masterk's the man"
I got something for you to hear
Try to be cool, but your as hardcore as Britney Spears
I'll put it this way, in a language you understand
You'll try to be poetical but you turn out bland
I win, you lose, go home, jerk off
And I bet you'll go home to find Victorrrrrr Holokov
I'm the teacher, you're the student, you just got schooled
Ring ring it's 3:00 now leave you fuckin tool.


M-K OUT!

I know I'm not involved, but fuck that was good.

Swiss
01-10-2006, 06:18 PM
alrite peace, unless i can find another judge sooner ill send you a u2u

im still waiting for someone to go against, ive got all day since im just sittin here with a broken shoulder
Yo dude, can I get in on this? I'll take anybody...I just want a chance to spit some slick shit. U2U me if I'm in.

Zippy
01-10-2006, 06:25 PM
Yo dude, can I get in on this? I'll take anybody...I just want a chance to spit some slick shit. U2U me if I'm in.

aite i will you vs. me we need another person since that one guy quit. ill pm you i got a judge.

ryce
01-10-2006, 06:29 PM
rap is retarded
why are you having a "battle"
you don't even hit each other
remember kids you can't spell crap without R.A.P. (retards attempting poetry)

I think this is interesting. If you don't like rap, then why be in this thread? I had fun when it was my turn, I lost...so what? This is just something to entertain and all about fun for those who take a liking in it. About the "Retards Attempting Poetry" - I see no retardedness in it. You'd have to be smart to be able to rap and there's no way it's an "attempt" of poetry because it all is. Lines and rhyme patterns etc. So yeah, it's different than in real life and you have way more time to think....but it's something to do.

Swiss
01-10-2006, 07:20 PM
Sorry if it's not exactly what the rules demanded, but here it is...

I spit this sick and twisted shit to try an' lift a hit, don't like it?
You can suck a salty clit, bitch, I'll rip you from limb to limb,
dismember ya like Hostel's engrained in my brain stem.

You don't even seem to understand who you're dealin' with,
Imma put verbal rails through your head like a demented black smith.

I got these killer instincts, iller friends think, that i shred pricks to shit
and back again for their second hits,
I mangle and retangle your already unorganized bullshit--
it's indefinite, I'll murder you with your own blade and call it an accident.

So go ahead, step up and get raped by my lyrical razor blades,
Imma spray for days, cut fucks up if they delay,
Just make sure to have someone tell your family 'bout your reputive death today.

Zippy
01-10-2006, 07:50 PM
good battle right now

aite spit this real quick


spit that rap out-load---youll catch an atsma attack--- choke-die and fade-to-black
and ill fade you on a track-leave you trapped-like a cage of lab rats-
and im hard to catch, rappin half pace and still lappin that
like your still affixin the jimmy hat-but i grabbed ya girl and started tappin that
claimin to be a blacksmith? you choke on black dick you cant compete with this
you shread pricks to shit cause when you were suckin it you bit holes on tha dick
murder with my own blade? you couldnt handle my ***** much less merc me
ill pose as the doctor, and cut ya throat with the scapel durin surgery
so go ahead and spray for days that sperm in ya throt needs time to escape
after being on your knees for days, your body must be ina unnatural shape
you can call my family yourself about that reputive death today
id give you the number, but you cant make phone calls from tha grave


hey we need a GOOD judge, someone who knows whats up so pm me

J.Page
01-10-2006, 07:54 PM
Damn, good shit goin' on here, I hope I get a chance to spit...

Zippy
01-10-2006, 08:00 PM
you will if LFF and d n b and d u b dont spit by tommorow night

we need a judge, so pm me, im lookin for people right now

d_n_b_and_d_u_b
01-10-2006, 09:13 PM
That was a great battle, both of you have your amount of skill going for you but I'd have to go with Zippy. He came with more of an aggresive approach.

Goodjob to the both of you though.

Zippy
01-10-2006, 09:25 PM
thanks man, that battle was sick. good job swiss youll be in the next one for sure. okay 2 battles left in round one

Lff vs d n b and d u b

and

j page vs givehugsnotdrugs

check in and spit whenever, hopefully round 1 is done by tommorow night

advancing

1. Peace_Child
2. Browntown
3. Zippy
4. pain.

Swiss
01-10-2006, 09:47 PM
Thanks to everyone, and good luck to my doggs First Effect (J.Page) and Zippy, I know you won't disappoint. So till the next battle, peace.

2roberts
01-11-2006, 11:45 AM
man chester!
i dont love you, i hate u, i feel to ducktape you and slap u until i get swollen palms.sample the snap wen i broke ya arm, run u over in a stolen car, then i'll dump you in a burnin barn wiv nittin needles in ya spinal cord, hangin by a scarf, stab u wiv a rino's horns, fracture ur skull wiv the bones of a dinosaur, catchin ya soul, i aint finishd.why ya dyin for? slit ya belly, leave ya hangin in a dinin room, mummy's little boy, the safest place was inside her womb..i dont love u, i hate u, i want to sedate u and tape u and drop u in afganistan! beat u down wiv a solid gold talis man 'n bury u alive in the burnin hot desert sand.tie you up to an elephant by ya hands, make it stampede, breakin every bone known to man

soad_rock_alot
01-11-2006, 11:54 AM
nice

SkateElemental
01-11-2006, 11:55 AM
ill go in l0lz. or am i too late?

peace_child
01-11-2006, 12:01 PM
ill go in l0lz. or am i too late?

You're way too late.

If you had read previous posts, you'd see the entire process has already been planned out.
Maybe next time, man.

d_n_b_and_d_u_b
01-11-2006, 12:48 PM
i'm letting LFF go first, it's really effortless for me to come up with a few lame rhymes.

The One Who Once Was
01-11-2006, 12:58 PM
Alrighty, I should have time today. When should I start? Ah ***** I'm up against dnb? I'm gonna go read through the rest of the thread now.

The One Who Once Was
01-11-2006, 01:54 PM
This shit is full of wannabes thinkin' they can spit
But all I see is some little kiddies throwin' a tissy fit
Now dnb decided it was too much to step up to the plate
Well he can just sit back and accept his fate
Who you jokin’ man? You ain’t got the make up for any type of spite
I’m a diehard veteran, I’m flyin’ high like a kite
While you down on the ground minglin’ with some peaceful deer
This shit just keeps flowin’ out, you got nowhere to steer
I got my internal crosshairs locked right onto yo’ heart
And in these final lines the trigga is feelin’ the pressure so you best dart
Cuz I’m about to blow you clear out to Mars
Now look up to the sky, cuz that’s my name glitterin’ in da stars

SkateorElse
01-11-2006, 02:34 PM
Lff that was awesome!

Zippy
01-11-2006, 03:24 PM
nice verse LFF, ill be checking in waiting for dnb's so I can judge the battle

coreyhuck
01-11-2006, 03:36 PM
okok...here goe smy random rap

ur mom is hot but ur dad is gay
he goes to tha fudge packery all day
and ur sister
oh my god ur sister
id like to look at her ass all day
it jiggles and wiggles and goes side to side
while i sit back and say " hey can i ride?!"

haha that was stupid but funny

p
01-11-2006, 03:48 PM
no it really wasnt that funny

J.Page
01-11-2006, 06:02 PM
This is mine against givehugsnotdrugs...

Words escape you, ya stand and gape too,
now tell me, who raped who,
I gotta lot on my mind, I spit I don't find,
lyrics on the web and claim that they're mine.
I go out for a smoke, just bought ya some time,
come back, and you still haven't thought of a rhyme.
Fine, I'll wait a little bit longer, so you can try to ill a little bit harder,
boy you gotta be smarter than that, you gotta shoot to kill its a fact,
after I'm done ya won't be intact, so put down the gun and stop the act,
playin' with a replica don't make you a mack, sayin' you a killa isn't exact,
you can't spray back with an illa attack, you too soft so pray for some slack,
and you'd better ask whatever god it is you pray to, to save you...

dotcom
01-11-2006, 06:09 PM
[QUOTE=Zippy] sorry dotcom but you only have four posts so im not sure about your participation.

o, yea sure w/e, thats cool, ill guess ill jus be a witness to this one.

d_n_b_and_d_u_b
01-11-2006, 07:40 PM
This shit is full of wannabes thinkin' they can spit
But all I see is some little kiddies throwin' a tissy fit
Now dnb decided it was too much to step up to the plate
Well he can just sit back and accept his fate
Who you jokin’ man? You ain’t got the make up for any type of spite
I’m a diehard veteran, I’m flyin’ high like a kite
While you down on the ground minglin’ with some peaceful deer
This shit just keeps flowin’ out, you got nowhere to steer
I got my internal crosshairs locked right onto yo’ heart
And in these final lines the trigga is feelin’ the pressure so you best dart
Cuz I’m about to blow you clear out to Mars
Now look up to the sky, cuz that’s my name glitterin’ in da stars


Well, you know the rule. My mother raised me up to believe that ladies should always go first.

I also know you're permanently rusty and needed to rehearse.

n00b, I bet it took you 48 hours just to come up with one crappy verse.

You shoulda did yourself a favor and backed out, cause when you choose to battle me you should've expected the worse.

But hey, you tried. You rhymed, you loss. Yes, I know the truth hurts.

You never let fire fall, you're just not that skilled to handle heat. You're stigmatized by phobias, cry when you get papercuts from the slice of a sheet.

You're a part time poser, and the other half of your time you beat your meat..over gay pr0n, transvestites, and men's feet.

You're probably so damn ugly, you never leave your house and everyday for you is Trick Or Treat. You get candy for free, but that probably doesn't contribute to your large amount of acne.

I'll run you down more than 10 kids at a track meet, I bet you're the type of cat to claim he's ghetto but wears a saftey helment every time he crosses the streets.

You're not medium, small, or large. You're a female; petite. With no steez, if I were to shread your poems I'd probably be grating cheese.

You seek attention from cops, so you skate on public property 'till they tell you to freeze, drop to your knees..and well..I'll let you figure out the rest.

Zippy
01-11-2006, 08:33 PM
ahhhh shit dnb has to win even though it wasnt 12 bars

alrite i gotta figure shit out but i think were on to round 2

hullo
01-11-2006, 08:38 PM
ill go

HeavenOrHell232
01-11-2006, 08:40 PM
ill join i guess.....or i guess im too late.... (wow i dodged the bullet on this one)

Zippy
01-11-2006, 08:43 PM
This is mine against givehugsnotdrugs...

Words escape you, ya stand and gape too,
now tell me, who raped who,
I gotta lot on my mind, I spit I don't find,
lyrics on the web and claim that they're mine.
I go out for a smoke, just bought ya some time,
come back, and you still haven't thought of a rhyme.
Fine, I'll wait a little bit longer, so you can try to ill a little bit harder,
boy you gotta be smarter than that, you gotta shoot to kill its a fact,
after I'm done ya won't be intact, so put down the gun and stop the act,
playin' with a replica don't make you a mack, sayin' you a killa isn't exact,
you can't spray back with an illa attack, you too soft so pray for some slack,
and you'd better ask whatever god it is you pray to, to save you...

nice, you win by no show. ill set up round 2

J.Page
01-11-2006, 09:01 PM
nice, you win by no show. ill set up round 2
That's gay, I wanted to win for real, oh well, thanks for the compliment.

Zippy
01-11-2006, 09:05 PM
That's gay, I wanted to win for real, oh well, thanks for the compliment.

yeah, but your verse was good and i dont think that guys showin up, so ima keep it moving

Metcalfe
01-12-2006, 11:49 AM
ok so

yo, look at you trying to spit
yo need to calm down and just sit
whack ass lyrics, whack ass lines
i could beat the shit outta all of yo rhymes
when its my time to rhyme, you betta think twice
cuz my words are like a bullet, they'll end yo life
dang, what you say about me?
yo wanna battle? this i'll be so E-Z
T-W.........................A-T
that is what...............you be
see?
its pointless trying to battle me
now in the words of the great shady
"heres a pencil, go home, write some ***** make it suspensful, and dont come back till something dope hits you"
see how far yo "bad" lines get you?
nowhere, nil, nilch, none
bitch you know what?, fuck this song
fuck you man, fuck everybody
this is dumb, this is wank
now its your turn to try and sink my tank
but dam, you betta do it fast
coz if this was a race, your coming in last


lol, i know im ***** just thought id join in though.

The One Who Once Was
01-12-2006, 01:30 PM
ahhhh shit dnb has to win even though it wasnt 12 bars

alrite i gotta figure shit out but i think were on to round 2

Heh, yea it was good. I hate going first. He edited though.

peace_child
01-12-2006, 02:41 PM
Heh, yea it was good. I hate going first. He edited though.

Dude, you're right. I think you are going to be the one who advances when Zippy sees.

Zippy
01-12-2006, 09:31 PM
Yeah i didnt see that edit. sorry dnb but your out cause of it. LFF your in round 2. Everyone whos advanced please check in and state when you can battle

browntown559
01-12-2006, 10:17 PM
Its really late right now fo me and have to go to bed
so i can prob battle tommorow

Zippy
01-12-2006, 10:19 PM
alrite thats cool, i always forget most people arent west coast so their times are later

p
01-13-2006, 12:42 PM
im checkin in. ill be on for another hour maybe.

The One Who Once Was
01-13-2006, 12:53 PM
Heh, damn, I wasn't expecting you to knock him out because of it.

lordata
01-13-2006, 06:36 PM
I think this is interesting. If you don't like rap, then why be in this thread? I had fun when it was my turn, I lost...so what? This is just something to entertain and all about fun for those who take a liking in it. About the "Retards Attempting Poetry" - I see no retardedness in it. You'd have to be smart to be able to rap and there's no way it's an "attempt" of poetry because it all is. Lines and rhyme patterns etc. So yeah, it's different than in real life and you have way more time to think....but it's something to do.
i don't konw
i wasn't liking rap that day and saw the thread name and i posted

p
01-13-2006, 08:14 PM
im checkin in right now if anyone wants to battle.

peace_child
01-13-2006, 08:19 PM
I'm here to check in.

Zippy
01-13-2006, 08:51 PM
alrite cool, pain vs peace_child is the first battle of round 2

first to post decides if there spittin first or second

ill judge it tonight

d_n_b_and_d_u_b
01-13-2006, 08:56 PM
It was a spelling error, but whatever. I don't care. Peace.

p
01-13-2006, 08:56 PM
ill go second.

Zippy
01-13-2006, 08:59 PM
It was a spelling error, but whatever. I don't care. Peace.

your rap was sick, i just put that in the original rules in case people decided to change stuff after they already spit, so i had to do it

d_n_b_and_d_u_b
01-13-2006, 09:21 PM
alright, no worries man. it's all love.

magic mushroom
01-13-2006, 09:30 PM
no, but you can.

ryce
01-13-2006, 10:40 PM
i don't konw
i wasn't liking rap that day and saw the thread name and i posted

Yeah, I know where you're coming from, but what do you mean by not liking rap "that day?" lol

browntown559
01-14-2006, 10:55 AM
whos battlin next

The One Who Once Was
01-14-2006, 11:28 AM
your rap was sick, i just put that in the original rules in case people decided to change stuff after they already spit, so i had to do it

Eh, dnb can go on to round two, it's straight. His rap was pretty nice.

Zippy
01-14-2006, 04:47 PM
okay lff, if you want dnb can have your place

PEACE CHILD V. PAIN

Peace Child your spittin first, lets get round 2 crackin

peace_child
01-14-2006, 06:18 PM
Alright. Here's my rap against pain.

WELL lookee here, we've got a screamer,
so shut up, sit down, and I'll make you a believer.
Listen to my rhymes and you'll be mesmerized,
never again will you see such a sight with your own eyes.
The pressure is on, you've got to pay attention,
make sure you're taking notes, I detect some apprehension.
Everyone wins some, everyone loses some,
but I bet this rap is making you feel dumb.
You can't compete with a man spittin' fire.
P.I.M.P? I believe we have a lier.
Would ya' look at that, no cuss words.
I can take you on, make you look like a bunch of blurs.

I am Jesus Cheist
01-14-2006, 06:38 PM
Yo, Im somethin yall cant beat!

I guess in a way you could call me 1337.

All you pussies cant rap for shit

have you all realized im the one that can spit.

your rhymes are like a person that drank to much.

Because im sumthin yall cant touch

you all act and look and act like you got raped

no wonder victorrrrrs dick got shaped.

sit down, take out a pencil

write something down and make it fuckin suspencful.

write it here and make me pissed

and maybe, ill put you on my fuckin waitin list.


ha ha hahahhaha, that sucked royally

Marevix
01-14-2006, 07:33 PM
Unless you people upload audio files of you performing your rap, I consider this rap battle useless because none of you leave your personal imprint or style on the lyrics. All that leaves is raw poetry.

p
01-14-2006, 07:36 PM
all right, here it goes against peace child

look at this kid, thinkin that he spit fire,
they call me the ice man, im gonna make you retire.
some call me a pimp, or an original gangster.
ask them about peace child, theyll say hes a wankster.
everyone loses, but not me, not today.
and thats because your rymes blew no one away.
my beats snap bones, listen, CRACK!!
after they hit you, you'll be takin a dirt nap.
so there you are, dont know what hit you?
its ok, dont cry, here, take a tissue.
so before i move on, i just want you to know this.
even ask your mother, IM HUNG LIKE CHUCK NORRIS!!

Metcalfe
01-15-2006, 02:20 AM
Yo, Im somethin yall cant beat!

I guess in a way you could call me 1337.

All you pussies cant rap for shit

have you all realized im the one that can spit.

your rhymes are like a person that drank to much.

Because im sumthin yall cant touch

you all act and look and act like you got raped

no wonder victorrrrrs dick got shaped.

sit down, take out a pencil

write something down and make it fuckin suspencful.

write it here and make me pissed

and maybe, ill put you on my fuckin waitin list.


ha ha hahahhaha, that sucked royally

you man that isnt your own lyrics, its em's from 8 mile, atleast qoute them like i did, dont go stealing um then trying trying to twist them up its wrong.

sick!!!
01-15-2006, 02:31 AM
meet this women form japan never made love to an african
fucked her once
i fucked her tiwce
i ate that pussy like scrimpfriedrice

The One Who Once Was
01-15-2006, 08:33 AM
So, is it me or dnb?

If it's me I call second in round two.

Zippy
01-16-2006, 07:55 PM
Overall, ill have to go with pain. for the win.

Ive been busy, but if anyone is here to spit tonight ill be available.

LFF, if were not counting his edit, ill have to go with DNB since his verse was better as long as thats cool with both of you.

The One Who Once Was
01-16-2006, 08:07 PM
Overall, ill have to go with pain. for the win.

Ive been busy, but if anyone is here to spit tonight ill be available.

LFF, if were not counting his edit, ill have to go with DNB since his verse was better as long as thats cool with both of you.

Doesn't matter to me, if he wants it he can have it. I just haven't seen him post.

Zippy
01-16-2006, 08:12 PM
Doesn't matter to me, if he wants it he can have it. I just haven't seen him post.


Yeah thats true, he probably isnt gonna read this since he was disqualified, so you can battle tonight if someone else is here

Zippy
01-18-2006, 08:07 PM
whats up with round 2.... you should know if your in or now

ill check in to spit 2nd against whoever

Someguy
01-18-2006, 09:32 PM
Yo im the man chicky
Smokin the lik licky

10 freaky girls inside the chin tiki
Girl when ya see me, you better believe me

This aint a game
and pimpin aint easy

Anything goes when it comes to hoes
Im the kingpin when it comes to flows

Ya betta ask sumone, if you dont know
when ya see me though say "WHADDUP DOWG"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!


You've watched 8 mile one to many times.

p
01-23-2006, 03:56 PM
whos gonna battle next? lets start it up!!!