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ZipZinger
01-05-2009, 06:24 PM
how horribly undesirable you are? I mean chances are someone probably reckons you look alright - no questions there. I am reffering to the actual act of relations. I mean honestly, who could actually like a cold clammy hand tugging like a tarantula up their torso to their tits? Or being crushed under gratuitous hip pressure while you relentlessly slobber and bite all over their lips, neck, ears, really anything and everything in your reach? I'm fairly positive you could be the most eloquent person in the world and still your sex language would come out as a egotistical coalition of cliche, crude commands, pathetic questions, and otherwise dramatically disfunctional dribble. There's a reason why you don't get as much action as you feel like you should - that reason lies in your boarish behavior in bed.

sns
01-05-2009, 06:25 PM
i have never desired to tarantula my way up somebodys tits, or boar my way into their bed.


failed attempt at being "deep"

Silent Skater
01-05-2009, 06:27 PM
k Zip, you used to be cool..

Deth Kult
01-05-2009, 06:27 PM
I'm going to shit on someones chest before I die.

Now that's deep.


"Nothing says date movie like a 3d ride to hell."

drizzle
01-05-2009, 06:28 PM
i dont know about you, i'm sexy as FUCK.

Dr. Foundation
01-05-2009, 06:28 PM
wrong. im so desirable.

ZipZinger
01-05-2009, 06:29 PM
i have never desired to tarantula my way up somebodys tits, or boar my way into their bed.


failed attempt at being "deep"

no need to be an asshole. you're missing the point slightly: by coming to terms with my own actions I'm prompting you to, perhaps, re-examine your own behavior.

kickflip4
01-05-2009, 06:29 PM
wrong. im so desirable.

Agreed.



Fuck, about myself that is.

sns
01-05-2009, 06:29 PM
well then maybe instead of saying "you" you should have said "I"

drizzle
01-05-2009, 06:30 PM
i'd fuck myself if i met me in a bar.

popwar sk8er
01-05-2009, 06:31 PM
im damn sexy

Anders.
01-05-2009, 06:31 PM
Nice try downer but im a conceited motherfucker.

Deth Kult
01-05-2009, 06:33 PM
i'd fuck myself if i met me in a bar.

Great, because that gives new meaning to when I say "go fuck yourself."

ZipZinger
01-05-2009, 06:33 PM
well then maybe instead of saying "you" you should have said "I"

nah that'd straight up sound too whiny. it's a matter of artistic preference, really - which appears to be an area where we aren't going to agree. maybe you should just go hang out in one of the other threads?

and sorry silent skater, I was never cool.

Dr. Foundation
01-05-2009, 06:34 PM
id fuck me.

edit: wat

drizzle
01-05-2009, 06:34 PM
Great, because that gives new meaning to when I say "go fuck yourself."

*looks in mirror*
hey there, good lookin'... where you from

popwar sk8er
01-05-2009, 06:35 PM
id fuck me.

edit: wat

lol @ clerks 2

Deth Kult
01-05-2009, 06:38 PM
If I were to fuck anybody it'd be myself or Jessica Alba (pre-pregnancy)

ZipZinger
01-05-2009, 06:46 PM
I have the craziest feeling I'm not being taken too seriously here - which is fine, you guys can have your fun. I'll join in tomorrow when my mood gets better.

HigH-FloW
01-05-2009, 06:47 PM
lol @ clerks 2

that movie was soo funny

Valo Negroth
01-05-2009, 08:35 PM
Im no Usher but Im far from Lil Wayne so I have a shot with some. I just take what I can when the girl doesn't look fuck ugly.

killyourfamily
01-05-2009, 08:37 PM
I feel sorry for the woman that has to be underneath me as I slam down on her and breath like a rabid animal.

awqaw
01-05-2009, 08:40 PM
i'd fuck myself if i met me in a bar.

wouldnt you be gay? or like...father yourself or something?

Let Fire Fall
01-05-2009, 08:43 PM
All I have to say is...I made a guy question his sexuality. Twice.

Grand_Hustle
01-05-2009, 08:56 PM
All I have to say is...I made a guy question his sexuality. Twice.

Slapown doesn't count Mikey