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new_skater99
01-05-2009, 03:02 PM
haha my ex is asking for all her stuff back that she gave me when we were dating (not bought, like stuff she let me borrow). none of them are things she needs and i know she only wants them back because she's a bitch, and i really dont want to give any of them to her. we do not talk anymore and she just messaged me on facebook saying "i want all my stuff back, drop it all off at my door when you get the chance". i'm not mad at her or anything, but she's like "i dont want to have anything to do with you". so do i really have to give it back to her? i mean, if i just dont do it can she really do anything about it? i dont want to be a total dick or anything but none of this stuff is important. i'm just wondering what your opinions are... would i be a total douche for keeping all this stuff? (by the way, i'd probably give it back eventually when i go to college cause i wont need it then)

deathbat411
01-05-2009, 03:04 PM
what kidn of stuff

pmskate721
01-05-2009, 03:04 PM
what stuff is it
?

Turboz
01-05-2009, 03:05 PM
did you get her anything?

Shred-Z
01-05-2009, 03:05 PM
yea unless you hate her guts give it back or else you'll start shit with her that you'll prob. regret

Anders.
01-05-2009, 03:07 PM
I remember this time this guy was bullying his ex. Six guys showed up at his door...

new_skater99
01-05-2009, 03:08 PM
i really dont want to say what it is.

because i will get flamed so bad.

but its not really expensive stuff (like total its probably like $50 worth of stuff)

anything she has from me is stuff i bought her, nothing that i just let her borrow.

Valo Negroth
01-05-2009, 03:11 PM
Just give it back stop being an ass

new_skater99
01-05-2009, 03:11 PM
i know she doesnt need it though, and is only asking for it because she wants to piss me off.

deathbat411
01-05-2009, 03:11 PM
i really dont want to say what it is.

because i will get flamed so bad.


now i wanna know

Anders.
01-05-2009, 03:13 PM
You cant be posotive, maybe theres someone else she wants to give it to or she needs it for something

Shred-Z
01-05-2009, 03:15 PM
i know she doesnt need it though, and is only asking for it because she wants to piss me off.

if she wants to purpously piss you off, that usually means she still likes you and wants you to apologize for whatever happened. asking for her stuff back is her way of making you notice her and think about her
don't mean to but in like that but that's the case 90% of the time lol

dustydust
01-05-2009, 03:16 PM
if you tell me what it was she gave you ill give you the best response ever.

pingu
01-05-2009, 03:17 PM
a vibrator

Slapdown
01-05-2009, 03:31 PM
The question is, regardless of whether she needs it, why do you want it?

My bet is it's a rampant rabbit, and you wanna plug your ass with it.

new_skater99
01-05-2009, 03:35 PM
i'm not telling you guys what it was.

i'll tell you one of them.

it was a little stuffed dragon that I think is really cool. she gave it to me when she went on vacation for three weeks. and I kept it. and now I just think its cool.

Anders.
01-05-2009, 03:35 PM
A dragon..

theonlysun81
01-05-2009, 03:37 PM
Just give him his stuff back, I mean it doesn't matter that much.

new_skater99
01-05-2009, 03:37 PM
see i told you guys its stupid stuff but i just dont want to drive all the way over to her house just to get rid of it.

its like four things and i honestly dont care about any of them except for one, which i use somewhat frequently, but i really am not saying what it is. also if i gave it up i'd have to replace it and spend like $30 on a new one.

ohh haha TOS you're hilarious

theonlysun81
01-05-2009, 03:38 PM
Dude I didn't even make a joke all I said was to give your ex his stuff back. Slapdown was the one who made the gay joke.

HardcoreT09
01-05-2009, 03:39 PM
tell her that if she wants it SHE can come pick it up from YOU.

cocacola skater
01-05-2009, 03:39 PM
what else?

Anders.
01-05-2009, 03:40 PM
"Pick it up you lazy cow-bitch, this is why I always cheated on you, to damn lazy to do anything, couldnt even cook right, how can you call yourself a woman?

mikeskatesenjois
01-05-2009, 03:41 PM
Keep the dragon if it means so much to you

theonlysun81
01-05-2009, 03:42 PM
tell her that if she wants it SHE can come pick it up from YOU.
Dude he's gay it was a guy.

WhiteTrash
01-05-2009, 03:43 PM
tell her that if she wants it SHE can come pick it up from YOU.

This.

HardcoreT09
01-05-2009, 03:44 PM
Dude he's gay it was a guy.
ohhhh well then...who would win in a fight?

graffeedy5
01-05-2009, 04:01 PM
Yeah having her pick it up is a good idea, just leave it in a mailbox, and leave the "item" that you use inside, and say you dont know where it is.

Breaking The Bond
01-05-2009, 04:02 PM
i really dont want to say what it is.

because i will get flamed so bad.

but its not really expensive stuff (like total its probably like $50 worth of stuff)

anything she has from me is stuff i bought her, nothing that i just let her borrow.

Just tell us what it is, don't be a pussy about it and we won't flame you... Well some 13 year olds might but who cares about some pre-pubescent little kids.

I_Ride_Girls
01-05-2009, 04:20 PM
Dragons are pretty badass...keep the stuff.

djk102091
01-05-2009, 05:02 PM
Nude pix of her, that's why you use it frequently huh?

I_Ride_Girls
01-05-2009, 05:05 PM
Nude pix of her, that's why you use it frequently huh?

He's gay...

djk102091
01-05-2009, 05:07 PM
He's gay...

Nude pix of him*, that's why you use it frequently huh?

Big D
01-05-2009, 05:08 PM
If you don't care about the stuff, then who cares if she gets it back. But ultimately I agree with making her pick her shit up instead of you going out of your way to drop it off.

nbdpete
01-05-2009, 05:12 PM
if she wants her virginity back then too bad, you cant give that back

Silent Skater
01-05-2009, 05:12 PM
I'm gonna guess.. Straightener?

NotoriousBigBird
01-05-2009, 05:18 PM
it's totally a buttplug

kickflip4
01-05-2009, 05:47 PM
See? See why I flipped the fuck out at you? Fucking threads like this, that pop up faster then baby rabbits.



But honestly, tell her if she really wants it that bad, she can come back and get it from you. If it's HER shit, she should be the one making the effort to get it back. So, tell her straight up. "It's your stuff, and you're the one who wants it. Come pick it up at my house."

And if you really want it that bad, well I guess just ignore her or something I guess. Don't see why you really would though.

theonlysun81
01-05-2009, 05:51 PM
You guys want to hear a joke...






new skater's GAY!

new_skater99
01-05-2009, 05:52 PM
Dude he's gay it was a guy.

except it wasn't a guy...

apmdcusa
01-05-2009, 05:53 PM
Sell it on e-bay and maybe it will show up on Jay Leno's "Things we found on e-Bay" segment.

new_skater99
01-05-2009, 05:54 PM
I'm gonna guess.. Straightener?

haha

yeah actually.

i dont feel like buying my own. and she bought a new one anyway. so she really doesn't need it.

as for the other stuff, i like the idea of making her come over here to get it. except i know she will never do that. so whatever, it's her fault if she doesn't get it i guess.

theonlysun81
01-05-2009, 05:57 PM
haha

yeah actually.

i dont feel like buying my own. and she bought a new one anyway. so she really doesn't need it.

as for the other stuff, i like the idea of making her come over here to get it. except i know she will never do that. so whatever, it's her fault if she doesn't get it i guess.
I can't get over how gay you are.

happy-skateboarding
01-05-2009, 05:57 PM
i haev a feeling she lift a vibrator
but just give it back cause your just gonna start problems

virus_805
01-05-2009, 06:03 PM
If you don't care about the stuff, then who cares if she gets it back. But ultimately I agree with making her pick her shit up instead of you going out of your way to drop it off.

i second this

sns
01-05-2009, 06:03 PM
aww come on give her dildo back

new_skater99
01-05-2009, 06:34 PM
i already said what it was...

Korn Cakes
01-05-2009, 06:47 PM
Is it a dildo or a dong?

new_skater99
01-05-2009, 06:54 PM
read like 6 posts up.

Dr. Foundation
01-05-2009, 07:06 PM
its rightfully her stuff.

i think you should just man up and give em back.

Phenomenon
01-05-2009, 07:12 PM
You wouldn't be a huge douche for not giving her her stuff back, but she'll probably get really pissed about it.

Paganboy
01-05-2009, 07:17 PM
well he definitely has her mega-dildo.

awqaw
01-05-2009, 07:21 PM
jut tell us what it is and then we can give the best response..if you dont trust them then you can trust me.

lol message me

I_Ride_Girls
01-05-2009, 07:23 PM
jut tell us what it is and then we can give the best response..if you dont trust them then you can trust me.

lol message me

It's a hair straightener.

:-P

WhiteTrash
01-05-2009, 10:14 PM
half you idiots are still asking what it was, he's posted it already haha

StarcraftLedZeppelin
01-05-2009, 10:37 PM
Just throw it all outside your house and tell her to grab it.

Sk8maniac
01-05-2009, 11:21 PM
Dude I didn't even make a joke all I said was to give your ex his stuff back. Slapdown was the one who made the gay joke.

yeah but when he said it at least he had the balls to be open about it, you just drop these little casual homosexual remarks and then act like you didn't say anything.

don't be a dick.

I can't get over how gay you are.

and when you don't make them subtle, you make them completely stupid and unnecessary.

enjoi the panda
01-05-2009, 11:27 PM
I remember this time this guy was bullying his ex. Six guys showed up at his door...

yeah but new_skater would probably like that

xCxCxHx
01-05-2009, 11:32 PM
ahahaha man just give her back the fuckin jeans, bras n panties back

its night right for dudes to wear that shit

enjoi the panda
01-06-2009, 12:24 AM
dude iono why but i feel like i havnt seen you post in a while ^

BonesSkater
01-06-2009, 12:58 AM
she wants her tampons back?

Grand_Hustle
01-06-2009, 06:26 AM
Go buy some lace panties,take me back and be all "shit,these aren't yours?

Turboz
01-06-2009, 06:47 AM
tell her to get it herself.

in the garbage dump

Slapdown
01-06-2009, 06:47 AM
Right, so, we all wanna know what the msytery item is that new_skater still uses and doesn't want to give back. What we know so far is, he uses it frequently, a girl would also use it, and it's $30, roughly.

Now I propose a game of 20 questions, and bearing in mind the information we already know, I have a rough idea of where we should start. So, without further ado...

Question 1: Can you stick it in your butt?

Occupant
01-06-2009, 07:00 AM
Tell her to come get it herself

DomPy
01-06-2009, 07:24 AM
Right, so, we all wanna know what the msytery item is that new_skater still uses and doesn't want to give back. What we know so far is, he uses it frequently, a girl would also use it, and it's $30, roughly.

Now I propose a game of 20 questions, and bearing in mind the information we already know, I have a rough idea of where we should start. So, without further ado...

Question 1: Can you stick it in your butt?


shhhh

strolo
01-06-2009, 07:25 AM
he already said what it was

Slapdown
01-06-2009, 07:44 AM
he already said what it was

No he didn't. He mentioned a dragon. He did not mention a $30 butt plug...yet.

Onxiam
01-06-2009, 08:12 AM
No he didn't. He mentioned a dragon. He did not mention a $30 butt plug...yet.

No, he never mention a buttplug, he mentioned hair straighteners.

Breaking The Bond
01-06-2009, 08:34 AM
Right, so, we all wanna know what the msytery item is that new_skater still uses and doesn't want to give back. What we know so far is, he uses it frequently, a girl would also use it, and it's $30, roughly.

Now I propose a game of 20 questions, and bearing in mind the information we already know, I have a rough idea of where we should start. So, without further ado...

Question 1: Can you stick it in your butt?

Hahahaha holy shit that sounds so hilarious when I imagine it in a really British voice, maybe I'm just tired but damn haha.

Slapdown
01-06-2009, 09:17 AM
The thing that disappoints me about SB-C these days, is that nobodies able to take a joke. So what if he said a dragon and hair straighteners? Can we not make jokes about the fact he likes stuff in his butt?!

Paganboy
01-06-2009, 09:26 AM
thats gotta be an awsome dildo...

andsd91
01-06-2009, 09:50 AM
give her teh dragon dildo back!!

The Sinistral
01-06-2009, 09:56 AM
i'd keep it if i were you, its not like she can do anything about it.

BigZZ
01-06-2009, 10:07 AM
i agree with giving it back, but if she wants the shit so bad she can come get it, your not her messenger boy.

Grand_Hustle
01-06-2009, 01:24 PM
FACT:



You know you're fucked when you and your girlfriend use the same dildo.

new_skater99
01-06-2009, 01:30 PM
so i talked to her today and told her she can come and get it, and she told me that if she doesnt see it all in her mailbox tomorrow she's going to get her sister's crazy coke-dealer boyfriend to deal with me. what the fuck?

sns
01-06-2009, 01:33 PM
so i talked to her today and told her she can come and get it, and she told me that if she doesnt see it all in her mailbox tomorrow she's going to get her sister's crazy coke-dealer boyfriend to deal with me. what the fuck?

shove the dildo in his ass.

theonlysun81
01-06-2009, 01:41 PM
so i talked to her today and told her she can come and get it, and she told me that if she doesnt see it all in her mailbox tomorrow she's going to get her sister's crazy coke-dealer boyfriend to deal with me. what the fuck?
I call shenanigans.

kickflip4
01-06-2009, 01:45 PM
so i talked to her today and told her she can come and get it, and she told me that if she doesnt see it all in her mailbox tomorrow she's going to get her sister's crazy coke-dealer boyfriend to deal with me. what the fuck?


She's bluffing. But if you're worried by this at all, just make up some bullshit about your car being fucked up so you can't get it to her for at least a week, so she has to come get it herself.

Or if you really wanna be awesome, leave a note in her mailbox that says "COME GET IT CUNT!" with your adderess on the paper.

new_skater99
01-06-2009, 01:45 PM
I call shenanigans.

i wish dude.

i'm a little scared.

because i dont know if i can find all the stuff she gave me by tomorrow.

new_skater99
01-06-2009, 01:45 PM
She's bluffing. But if you're worried by this at all, just make up some bullshit about your car being fucked up so you can't get it to her for at least a week, so she has to come get it herself.

Or if you really wanna be awesome, leave a note in her mailbox that says "COME GET IT CUNT!" with your adderess on the paper.

hahaha that would be funny.

but no, i don't think she is... i met this guy and he's fucking weird.

kickflip4
01-06-2009, 01:48 PM
hahaha that would be funny.

but no, i don't think she is... i met this guy and he's fucking weird.

Then just make up an excuse like the one I said, and tell her if she really wants it that bad she can come get it. It's not like she can try and say you're lieing really. She CAN, but if you stick to the story and it's good enough she'll have no choice.

new_skater99
01-06-2009, 01:50 PM
she's a little crazy. like she might not believe me and send him anyway, or get pissed off and send him. she's like, really really crazy.

sns
01-06-2009, 01:53 PM
lock your door and don't let him in

kickflip4
01-06-2009, 01:58 PM
she's a little crazy. like she might not believe me and send him anyway, or get pissed off and send him. she's like, really really crazy.

Might as well try it. I really wouldn't give into it if I were you though. Probably because I'm a really prideful person but still, you really wanna be whipped when you aren't even dating the chick?

lock your door and don't let him in

Worddd. Like really, what's the worst he can do otherwise? Smash your car or windows or something? That'd be retarded because you could get him legally fucked for that so easily.

Breaking The Bond
01-06-2009, 02:53 PM
Haha dude, when the cokehead comes to your house just fuck him up, he'll be too high to be able to do something back anyway.

ALthough on the other hand, it IS cocaine, I don't know the effects it has on pain treshold but it might give him more strenght to work with, I don't know. You know what, just get yourself a baseball bat, lock the doors, and if he tries to get in or fucks up your shit smack him in the head with it. It's legal if he damaged your property first.

new_skater99
01-06-2009, 02:55 PM
i think i'm gonna pussy out and just bring her all the shit tomorrow. dammit. i dont even know if he'll come to my house, like what if hes more sneaky about it and jumps me or some shit?

kickflip4
01-06-2009, 02:56 PM
Haha dude, when the cokehead comes to your house just fuck him up, he'll be too high to be able to do something back anyway.

ALthough on the other hand, it IS cocaine, I don't know the effects it has on pain treshold but it might give him more strenght to work with, I don't know. You know what, just get yourself a baseball bat, lock the doors, and if he tries to get in or fucks up your shit smack him in the head with it. It's legal if he damaged your property first.

Haven't you ever seen the end of Scarface?

You do NOT fuck with someone on the yayo.

Slapdown
01-06-2009, 02:59 PM
i think i'm gonna pussy out and just bring her all the shit tomorrow. dammit. i dont even know if he'll come to my house, like what if hes more sneaky about it and jumps me or some shit?

88 posts, for this conclusion?

Waste of a thread indeed.

Fudopi
01-06-2009, 02:59 PM
So if it's nothing you need and you won't need it in college either what are you waiting for?

Besides, if you keep it it's not like you'll be fixing anything, you'll have a bunch of useless stuff, and she'll hate you more.

EDIT: And never fight a crack head... My dad loaned his nunchucks to his friend once so his friend could fight the crack head, and the guy was just getting bashed upside the head by lethal weapons and he wasn't even feeling it... and he was swinging back full force too...

kickflip4
01-06-2009, 02:59 PM
i think i'm gonna pussy out and just bring her all the shit tomorrow. dammit. i dont even know if he'll come to my house, like what if hes more sneaky about it and jumps me or some shit?


I HIGHLY doubt he'll be very strategic about it if he's a cokehead. Plus, if he jumped you first, then they'd still have no way of getting the stuff back and it'd be useless. He'd pretty much have to come to your house if he wanted to accomplish anything.

And hypothetically, if he DID jump you and you can't take him, just straight up book it out of there.

new_skater99
01-06-2009, 03:02 PM
she doesnt care about actually getting her stuff back, she just wants to be a bitch. ughhh i think im just gonna give it back. stupid bitch.

Fudopi
01-06-2009, 03:04 PM
Just give the shit back son...

kickflip4
01-06-2009, 03:07 PM
she doesnt care about actually getting her stuff back, she just wants to be a bitch. ughhh i think im just gonna give it back. stupid bitch.

Seriously dude, don't give it back! That's all she wants is to show she's stronger then you, if you give in after ONE threat like that it'll just make her happy. If she's as much a bitch as you say, tell her "Fuck you, I'm not wasting gas to give stuff away."

Fudopi
01-06-2009, 03:14 PM
something tells me he's just saying she's a bitch cause he's mad.

Slapdown
01-06-2009, 03:17 PM
To be fair, if I was a girl, and found out my ex-boyfriend was a fudge-nudger, I'd be a bit of a bitch too, particularly if he was refusing to give back my hair straighteners because he's that much of a gayer.

sns
01-06-2009, 03:30 PM
she doesnt care about actually getting her stuff back, she just wants to be a bitch. ughhh i think im just gonna give it back. stupid bitch.

i fucking hate it when people say ughh

new_skater99
01-06-2009, 03:32 PM
i fucking hate it when people say ughh

hahaha i say it all the time

Anders.
01-06-2009, 03:42 PM
Schizophrenics are almost impossible to stop when they are in their mode, This jacked guy who was 40 train mua thai his whole life and was fucking awesome at it punched this schizo in the face like 5 times and the guy didnt go down, he then chokeholded him, he didnt go out but he started talking like a little girl.
Just be calm and give the weird bf the stuff and act chill

d-ville skater
01-06-2009, 03:45 PM
Stuff. Stuff consists of more then one thing. So a little dragon must not be just it.

My question. Why do oyu have a CHICKS stuff?

Grand_Hustle
01-06-2009, 03:49 PM
Stuff. Stuff consists of more then one thing. So a little dragon must not be just it.

My question. Why do oyu have a CHICKS stuff?

Because,his doesn't vibrate.

DVS Skater
01-06-2009, 03:53 PM
Alright guys he is openly gay everyone knows, the jokes aren't funny anymore.

enjoi the panda
01-06-2009, 03:56 PM
was this your girlfriend that was a really hot model or something?

or am i thinking of someone else

LIL OG PANDA
01-06-2009, 04:03 PM
was this your girlfriend that was a really hot model or something?

or am i thinking of someone else

Yeah, I think so. Might've been someone else. All I know is someone CLAIMED to have had a supermodel girlfriend.

enjoi the panda
01-06-2009, 04:17 PM
yeah exactly

new_skater99
01-06-2009, 04:18 PM
was this your girlfriend that was a really hot model or something?

or am i thinking of someone else

yes she is a model.

Anders.
01-06-2009, 04:25 PM
Was it you that said your girlfriend was going to whore herself out for a fence?

new_skater99
01-06-2009, 04:29 PM
Was it you that said your girlfriend was going to whore herself out for a fence?

that was sorta the start of the crazy... then i broke up with her and it got worse

Korn Cakes
01-06-2009, 04:30 PM
I thought you were gay?

new_skater99
01-06-2009, 04:33 PM
i am not explaining all this again.

Korn Cakes
01-06-2009, 04:33 PM
Ohhh nevermind.
I remembers.

Hombre
01-06-2009, 04:41 PM
Keep it. Don't be a pussy, what is she going to do?

Woman don't deserve material possessions anyways.

kidskater912
01-06-2009, 04:42 PM
drop it off with a stinkbomb inside of the stuff as a surprise

Anders.
01-06-2009, 05:02 PM
Did she say shed send him over to beat you up or to get the stuff?

CatDog
01-06-2009, 05:04 PM
zomg ya dood i luv stuffed dragonz

nwodafometsys
01-06-2009, 05:14 PM
wait, a straightener and a dragon costeed $50?

Paganboy
01-06-2009, 05:59 PM
i am not explaining all this again.

haha you stil have me in your sig...


...

...

fag

theonlysun81
01-06-2009, 06:15 PM
yes she is a model.
She's a penis model right?

Paganboy
01-06-2009, 06:16 PM
She's a penis model right?

she = pre-op tranny

kickflip4
01-06-2009, 06:38 PM
Was it you that said your girlfriend was going to whore herself out for a fence?

Woah whatttt? I wanna hear about this!


that was sorta the start of the crazy... then i broke up with her and it got worse

Seriously. DON'T give it back. Don't give up all your dignity to a cunt.

sns
01-06-2009, 06:40 PM
Woah whatttt? I wanna hear about this!

neighbor was a dick, fence on his property like 2 feet, expensive to move, more expensive to be sued, no money, hot girl, girl can have sex with men for money.

kickflip4
01-06-2009, 06:47 PM
neighbor was a dick, fence on his property like 2 feet, expensive to move, more expensive to be sued, no money, hot girl, girl can have sex with men for money.

Seriously? She was basically gonna be a prostitute?

StairBear
01-06-2009, 06:53 PM
Well if he attacks you, close and lock the door and ring the cops or something, or if you live with your parents get them.

NollieTre
01-06-2009, 07:26 PM
see i told you guys its stupid stuff but i just dont want to drive all the way over to her house just to get rid of it.

its like four things and i honestly dont care about any of them except for one, which i use somewhat frequently, but i really am not saying what it is. also if i gave it up i'd have to replace it and spend like $30 on a new one.

ohh haha TOS you're hilarious
is it a dildo chair from burn after reading?

Fuz
01-06-2009, 08:04 PM
oh my god he's bisexual, WE FUCKING GET IT. none of you are creative besides slapdowns one little 20 questions post.

anyway, to be on subject, make her come get it, if the crazy guy comes to your house and breaks shit, take legal action or dip. make her family more poor. dont let that skank get that shit. especially the dragon.

nose_bonk
01-06-2009, 08:08 PM
take a dump on the dragon and leave it in front of her door

kickflip4
01-06-2009, 08:12 PM
oh my god he's bisexual, WE FUCKING GET IT. none of you are creative besides slapdowns one little 20 questions post.

anyway, to be on subject, make her come get it, if the crazy guy comes to your house and breaks shit, take legal action or dip. make her family more poor. dont let that skank get that shit. especially the dragon.

Yeah, that was one of the last real funny ones. Now its just repetative and only shows you can read and copy others.

kickflipsarehard
01-06-2009, 08:16 PM
tell her to get it herself.

in the garbage dump
Oh you and your invisi-text.

Lil T
01-06-2009, 08:25 PM
Dragons are quite cool, I remember reading the thread about the model chick, she's the crazy bitch? Man, girls really suck sometimes.....I know how you feel about the coke dealer, everyone around here calls someone big or dangerous and shit if you get them mad.

kickflip4
01-06-2009, 08:42 PM
Dragons are quite cool, I remember reading the thread about the model chick, she's the crazy bitch? Man, girls really suck sometimes.....I know how you feel about the coke dealer, everyone around here calls someone big or dangerous and shit if you get them mad.

Shit's so gay, around here if someone tried that they'd probably just get laughed at.


Speaking of that, today there was this insane fight in the hall before school. This kid in my grade has been dating this girl for a year or two now, and over the weekend she hooked up with this other kid their both friends with. The boyfriend (Dave) called out the other kid in the hall, who was a retarded and talked a lot of shit (retard because he's a scrawny little motherfucker, and the other kid can throw a punch) Dave then beat the SHIT out of the kid, till three of his friends pulled him off, and then he started to walk away. The other kid stood up and starting yelling shit like, "Really Dave? That's all you fucking got?"

Dave walked back up to him, looked at him, then threw one whicked punch at the kids face and DROPPED him. Kid fell right down and didnt get back up again. Then he started to walk away as teachers came running up.

enjoi the panda
01-06-2009, 09:39 PM
pretty badass

Sk8maniac
01-07-2009, 02:27 AM
do you have any animals or anything?

if you want to keep it really bad, I say don't give it to her, she wouldn't actually send that guy to your doorstep, I'm sure she's sane enough to know how much trouble she'd get in. And even if she does, keep all door+windows locked and you should be fine.

if you just don't want to give it to her cos she's a bitch and you don't want to be weak, put it all in a box. Then shit in the box, piss in it, do everything putrid you can to everything in the box then leave it on her doorstep.

new_skater99
01-07-2009, 11:06 AM
well i didnt drop it off today, and i don't plan on leaving the house again because it's raining. so we'll see what happens.

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 12:17 PM
well i didnt drop it off today, and i don't plan on leaving the house again because it's raining. so we'll see what happens.

I'm proud of you. You did the right thing.

sns
01-07-2009, 12:44 PM
I'm proud of you. You did the right thing.

boyfriends

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 12:46 PM
boyfriends

Not even slightly you fuck. I'm making sure he doesnt pussy out. That would be very, very fucking pathetic.

new_skater99
01-07-2009, 12:46 PM
*waits for kickflip4 to flip shit*

damn i was late haha

CatDog
01-07-2009, 12:47 PM
Not even slightly you fuck. I'm making sure he doesnt pussy out. That would be very, very fucking pathetic.

I think you just want a little reach around from new skater

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 12:48 PM
*waits for kickflip4 to flip shit*

damn i was late haha

It's alright. He was all over LFF in that one thread it was sicking.

sns
01-07-2009, 12:50 PM
It's alright. He was all over LFF in that one thread it was sicking.

hahaha you were the one like "OMG PICZ WE NEED PIX"

he'd be like "alright does this look good"

me- "yeah it's alright but it would be better with a green shirt"

kickflip- "yeah green shirt THEN PIX PLZ PIX TO BE SURE WE NEED PIX"

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 12:50 PM
I think you just want a little reach around from new skater

"OH FO SHO NIGGA! DAMN, YOU A HARDCORE MUTHAFUCKA WITH ALL THEM HEATERS UP IN YO SIGGg! STRAIGHT FUCKING G, TALKIN TO DA 16 YEAR OLDS ON SB-C ALL DAY MANG!!"

CatDog
01-07-2009, 12:52 PM
YEAH YEAH THUGG TIME

OG LOC ASS NIGGER IN THIS BIIITCH
aa motherfucka aaa

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 12:53 PM
hahaha you were the one like "OMG PICZ WE NEED PIX"

he'd be like "alright does this look good"

me- "yeah it's alright but it would be better with a green shirt"

kickflip- "yeah green shirt THEN PIX PLZ PIX TO BE SURE WE NEED PIX"

Helllll no. You were all, "Come out of the closet, what?" "No no no, the stripes to NOT match at all with those jeans. Go fix that now Mr." "Uhmm, post pics so I can like, check out your clothes and body and stuff."

And you said it all with the gay lisp I imagined in my head while I typed that out.

CatDog
01-07-2009, 12:54 PM
ohhh shiiit turnin da heat up mang

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 12:54 PM
YEAH YEAH THUGG TIME

OG LOC ASS NIGGER IN THIS BIIITCH
aa motherfucka aaa

I just noticed the "Lil Weezy for life" all up in your sig.


Go rot in your mothers basement. Actually, seeing as you're most likely already there, just straight up rot away.

sns
01-07-2009, 12:55 PM
Helllll no. You were all, "Come out of the closet, what?" "No no no, the stripes to NOT match at all with those jeans. Go fix that now Mr." "Uhmm, post pics so I can like, check out your clothes and body and stuff."

And you said it all with the gay lisp I imagined in my head while I typed that out.

i didn't say anything about pictures. and most of the time when i said stuff didn't match i was joking.

you are gayer than me.

CatDog
01-07-2009, 12:56 PM
dood fucc u mang lil weezy is da bozz. hiz talents iz unmatchable, unsurpassable, and un... uhhhh yeah motherfucka yeah

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 12:58 PM
i didn't say anything about pictures. and most of the time when i said stuff didn't match i was joking.

you are gayer than me.

Yo you just blew it. See, I'm gonna stand by the fact I'm definitley not gay at all. You just admitted you are partially gay but tried to say I was "gayer". Which I'm not.

new_skater99
01-07-2009, 12:59 PM
i think that the pattern on the hoody clashes with the stripes


but that's just me

change yo shirt if you gonna be wearin them patterned hoodies


no more gay poses either

just wear like a simple sweater that doesn't show your undershirt

Yeah, the green and blue don't go together at all.

Or just the undershirt thing. We'll need pics of both.

I say collared undershirt. Sweaters can be pretty hit or miss. But still, we need pics to verify.

.

sns
01-07-2009, 01:01 PM
Yo you just blew it. See, I'm gonna stand by the fact I'm definitley not gay at all. You just admitted you are partially gay but tried to say I was "gayer". Which I'm not.

you are quite gay. a straight man does not ask for pictures of another man, especially when the other guy was probably going to post some anyway, so you just were showing off your faggotry.

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 01:12 PM
you are quite gay. a straight man does not ask for pictures of another man, especially when the other guy was probably going to post some anyway, so you just were showing off your faggotry.




This coming from someone who openly admits his lack of physical contact with the womens, ehhhh? Nor do they give specific fashion advise, or comment on "poses" in pictures.


And we all know there's no way I can be gay because of the ridiculous amount of stupid girl-related threads I've had in the past.

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 01:14 PM
.

You missed all his posts on the second page. I think I quoted literally every one of his posts on pages 2 and 3 haha, and they all seemed gay in some sense.

new_skater99
01-07-2009, 01:14 PM
... why are you guys arguing this?

it doesn't really matter...

SkaterPotater
01-07-2009, 01:14 PM
Yo you just blew it. See, I'm gonna stand by the fact I'm definitley not gay at all. You just admitted you are partially gay but tried to say I was "gayer". Which I'm not.
That means he's even less not gay then you are.

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 01:15 PM
... why are you guys arguing this?

it doesn't really matter...

Shut the fuck up.

SkaterPotater
01-07-2009, 01:15 PM
no u

new_skater99
01-07-2009, 01:15 PM
actually, come to think of it, the more you guys are arguing about this the more i'm convinced that you both are in fact homosexual to some degree.

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 01:16 PM
That means he's even less not gay then you are.

No, not in the slightest. Think:

A: "You're gayer then I am" (Translation: We're both gay to an extend, but you are more gay then me)
B: "No, I'm not gay. You're gay" (Translation: No, I'm not gay. You're gay.")

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 01:17 PM
actually, come to think of it, the more you guys are arguing about this the more i'm convinced that you both are in fact homosexual to some degree.


I could of slammed you with a gay joke there actually.

But I didn't.

new_skater99
01-07-2009, 01:17 PM
again, each post you make, i'm questioning your sexuality more and more

sns
01-07-2009, 01:17 PM
... why are you guys arguing this?

it doesn't really matter...

idk i thought it was gonna be like a 1 or 2 post kinda thing then it got out of hand

CatDog
01-07-2009, 01:19 PM
srsly get your acts together boys.

act like gentlemen.

Stay_Gold
01-07-2009, 01:19 PM
seriously, since when are we supposed to argue who is gayer? like who takes offense so badly to someone being called gay. chill guys its not that big of a deal cause you both probably know that the other isn't gay , no need to prove yourself and get in arguments about it.

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 01:21 PM
idk i thought it was gonna be like a 1 or 2 post kinda thing then it got out of hand

Yeahh....it kinda did. =/


Truce?


srsly get your acts together boys.

act like gentlemen.


How about we do that, and in the meantime you go find yourself a nice cliff to jump off of?

sns
01-07-2009, 01:21 PM
lets just buttfuck and make up (l)

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 01:22 PM
lets just buttfuck and make up (l)

Proof. Right here folks. You saw it.



Skatensurf wants to buttfuck me. He's gay.

CatDog
01-07-2009, 01:22 PM
Yeahh....it kinda did. =/


Truce?





How about we do that, and in the meantime you go find yourself a nice cliff to jump off of?

Kk lemme find my parachute

sns
01-07-2009, 01:23 PM
Proof. Right here folks. You saw it.



Skatensurf wants to buttfuck me. He's gay.

that was sarcasm. and satire. and a joke.

Turboz
01-07-2009, 01:23 PM
Your ex is a nut.

kickflip4
01-07-2009, 01:25 PM
that was sarcasm. and satire. and a joke.


Didn't look like it to me buddy.



Well I'ma go to work now. Later fools.

daniel741
01-07-2009, 01:27 PM
If i knew you id buy you a hair straightener

CatDog
01-07-2009, 01:27 PM
ya DUDE ZUMIEZ 10 BUCKS AN HOUR GETTIN PAIIIDD

sns
01-07-2009, 01:32 PM
10 bucks an hour is good

CatDog
01-07-2009, 01:33 PM
10 bucks an hour is good

if you're a lonely jew...

sns
01-07-2009, 01:34 PM
or if you're 16..

how much do you make?

CatDog
01-07-2009, 01:37 PM
All depends on how much I sell, commission.

sns
01-07-2009, 01:40 PM
you're really fucking annoying. just say how much you make. you can translate it into dollars an hour. i used to work in a restaurant and i got paid 5 bucks an hour plus tips which made it 10 to 12 per hour.

CatDog
01-07-2009, 01:41 PM
you're really fucking annoying. just say how much you make. you can translate it into dollars an hour. i used to work in a restaurant and i got paid 5 bucks an hour plus tips which made it 10 to 12 per hour.

What the fuck do you mean?

I don't have a base pay you fucking moron, it's called commission. On a good week I've made 2800, does that happen every week? No, but a bad week is never below a grand.

sns
01-07-2009, 01:42 PM
yeah, but if it takes you 5 hours to make 100$ commission, it's like 20$ an hour.

CatDog
01-07-2009, 01:43 PM
yeah, but if it takes you 5 hours to make 100$ commission, it's like 20$ an hour.


But it doesn't matter how much I work, I have to have ORDERS in order to SELL.

Jesus Christ...

sns
01-07-2009, 01:45 PM
why do you go around acting like you're better than everyone else? you're acting like i'm being completely stupid and i'm not. i'm just saying it's stupid to go around making fun of peoples pay and not even saying what you make, it depends isn't good enough. you could say what percent commision you get, what you sell, or something like that. instead you give a little bit of information per post so that i ask again then you act like i'm the one being fucking stupid.

CatDog
01-07-2009, 01:48 PM
Even if I told you any percentages, it wouldn't make any sense to you. Not because you're retarded, because you're not familiar with the type of work.

new_skater99
01-07-2009, 01:51 PM
gtfo of my thread

sns
01-07-2009, 01:51 PM
you do not need to because of your 10 dollars an hour job with crappy commision, you can not afford to take your gay self over to her house to give her stuff back.


better?

new_skater99
01-07-2009, 01:52 PM
you do not need to because of your 10 dollars an hour job with crappy commision, you can not afford to take your gay self over to her house to give her stuff back.


better?

what?

i was talking to CatDog...

CatDog
01-07-2009, 01:53 PM
wat da fucc