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Tardence
01-04-2009, 05:18 PM
This is bad man, I was skating in west philly (where I was born and raised- *pfft*), just like near the playground outside of the school (lol *ahem*) and these two like fuckin wannabe gangsta thugs started giving me shit and laughing cause I bailed on this 8 stair and I was pissed cause I twisted my ankle, so I'm like "why don't you do it, nigger fucks" and I know I shouldn't have used the n-word but anyway they fuckin lose it and one pulls a blade so I just fuckin swung my deck hard into his face and he fell back and hit his neck on this springy bird seat for kids (remember I'm at the playground) and now he's like a quadreplegic and he was like some boxing prodigy and now his boxing career is ruined and his family who always treated him real bad are like screwing him over trying to get all his money but his old grizzly coach is sticking up for him, still, it doesn't look good.

So anyway yeah my mother is like forcing me to move to my aunties where it's real nice but they have like no spots compared to west philly.

This is bogus man, anyway my cabs coming I better whistle it down, hmmm, what a strange looking cab...
the licensplate says fresh and it has dice on the mirror, whatever, I have to go now.

sk8board15
01-04-2009, 05:20 PM
Very original.

woop tang
01-04-2009, 05:20 PM
Anyone that posts below the following line is gay.

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Silent Skater
01-04-2009, 05:21 PM
This is getting stupider and stupider.

EDIT: Fuck!

Tardence
01-04-2009, 05:23 PM
Omgz I got youse guys totally haha

Till Death 21
01-04-2009, 05:23 PM
Banz?

drizzle
01-04-2009, 05:25 PM
all i had to do was read the title to know what it was.

george costanza
01-04-2009, 05:26 PM
k

StairBear
01-04-2009, 05:26 PM
ban for a joke no way dude, no way, it was just a joke.

Twizzler
01-04-2009, 05:28 PM
fail

Tardence
01-04-2009, 05:30 PM
Actually I think it would be fair to ban someone for a bad joke, and I knew people would call for a ban if I did a regular bel air, but you'll notice instead I faked a bel air and started the million dollar baby.
pay attention tards.

Deth Kult
01-04-2009, 05:31 PM
Goddamnit.


I fucking hate you.
No, you didn't get me.


I just seriously fucking hate you.

Tardence
01-04-2009, 05:32 PM
Lolzors, you got baby'd!!!! Look at him, he can't stand it!

Grand_Hustle
01-04-2009, 05:33 PM
How does it feel to be this fucking lame?

bubbleboy
01-04-2009, 05:34 PM
You are an idiot.

Ynot
01-04-2009, 05:35 PM
Tardence, please die

Tardence
01-04-2009, 05:36 PM
How does it feel to be this fucking lame?
How does it feel to get million dollar baby'd?

"aww, I hope he's ok, his family are jerks, he earned that money not them, aww boo hoo"- you

Haha, fucking idiot.

BakerForLife
01-04-2009, 05:38 PM
How does it feel to get million dollar baby'd?

"aww, I hope he's ok, his family are jerks, he earned that money not them, aww boo hoo"- you

Haha, fucking idiot.

Dude, you say the most random shit ever, hahaha.

deathbat411
01-04-2009, 05:42 PM
tardence more like retardence

Grand_Hustle
01-04-2009, 05:43 PM
How does it feel to get million dollar baby'd?

"aww, I hope he's ok, his family are jerks, he earned that money not them, aww boo hoo"- you

Haha, fucking idiot.

I knew you were full of shit.

Any motherfucker with one eye and half a brain could tell this was some stupid failed attempt at a joke.


Shut the fuck up now.

Twizzler
01-04-2009, 05:45 PM
Fight

king
01-04-2009, 05:46 PM
that was gay

Tardence
01-04-2009, 05:47 PM
retardence? I don't get what you're trying to ....






hey!!!!!

Damn man, it was just a million dollar baby, no need to get aggressive.
Ahhh, who am I kidding, if I was million dollar baby'd I'd be fucking furious too. So humiliating for all of you.

BROBOT
01-04-2009, 06:50 PM
dude, shut the fuck up. *pfft* *snicker*

EmericasBlackSkater
01-04-2009, 06:56 PM
This is bad man, I was skating in west philly (where I was born and raised- *pfft*), just like near the playground outside of the school (lol *ahem*) and these two like fuckin wannabe gangsta thugs started giving me shit and laughing cause I bailed on this 8 stair and I was pissed cause I twisted my ankle, so I'm like "why don't you do it, nigger fucks" and I know I shouldn't have used the n-word but anyway they fuckin lose it and one pulls a blade so I just fuckin swung my deck hard into his face and he fell back and hit his neck on this springy bird seat for kids (remember I'm at the playground) and now he's like a quadreplegic and he was like some boxing prodigy and now his boxing career is ruined and his family who always treated him real bad are like screwing him over trying to get all his money but his old grizzly coach is sticking up for him, still, it doesn't look good.

So anyway yeah my mother is like forcing me to move to my aunties where it's real nice but they have like no spots compared to west philly.

This is bogus man, anyway my cabs coming I better whistle it down, hmmm, what a strange looking cab...
the licensplate says fresh and it has dice on the mirror, whatever, I have to go now.
Ooooohhh. The period police is gonna get you.

d-ville skater
01-04-2009, 06:57 PM
Dude, you say the most random shit ever, hahaha.

Are you gay? Be honest, I wont rag on you like new skater99 and his prius.

Dash
01-04-2009, 06:57 PM
This was especially funny the ninth time around.

wuteverdude
01-04-2009, 06:59 PM
He better get banned. I got banned for making a thread before the warning thread.

Zeus
01-04-2009, 07:07 PM
hahahahahahaha wtf

rcthatsme
01-04-2009, 08:02 PM
This was absolutely the worst attempt I've ever witnessed.

Phenomenon
01-04-2009, 08:06 PM
I've seen worse... although the spelling and grammar was putrid.

WhiteTrash
01-04-2009, 08:10 PM
ugh I made a thread about this shit.