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Yuuki
01-03-2009, 04:30 AM
And I will give you the ultimate and final answer.

Ask away, I know everything.

kickflipsarehard
01-03-2009, 04:31 AM
Will I shoot someone at some point today?

kickflipsarehard
01-03-2009, 04:35 AM
Thanks for answering. I now think I may shoot somebody today.

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 04:59 AM
Will I shoot someone at some point today?

Shoot someone with a camera, yes. Shoot someone with a gun, no.

BakerForLife
01-03-2009, 05:00 AM
I've always wondered what name your was from/how you came up with it.

doogmah
01-03-2009, 05:10 AM
Will my snowskate finally fucking come today?

galloway
01-03-2009, 05:14 AM
ok how do you become a multi billionaire legally if you can invest not more than 200€ and it has to happen really fast?

quetonto1
01-03-2009, 05:17 AM
have you ever eaten yellow snow?

Tardence
01-03-2009, 05:18 AM
Why is your penis wider than it is long?

galloway
01-03-2009, 05:25 AM
^^i just wonder how he found that out......

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 05:47 AM
I've always wondered what name your was from/how you came up with it.

Yuuki derived from my original username 'AnimeYuuki', from back when I drew manga. AnimeYuuki was/is a generic username on manga forums, like 'ElementSk8er' on here.

Will my snowskate finally fucking come today?

No, you'll still have to wait for a bit.

ok how do you become a multi billionaire legally if you can invest not more than 200 and it has to happen really fast?

Wait for global financial crisis. Convert 200 into Mexican dollars. Multi-Billionaire status achieved.

have you ever eaten yellow snow?

No.

Why is your penis wider than it is long?

No.

^^i just wonder how he found that out......

He didn't.

quetonto1
01-03-2009, 05:49 AM
how do you answer all these very important questions

miniman
01-03-2009, 05:49 AM
Do i have blue eyes?.

dutch madman
01-03-2009, 05:49 AM
42, i win

popwar sk8er
01-03-2009, 05:55 AM
whats my name

Tardence
01-03-2009, 06:06 AM
No.
Why did you fail to answer?

Ynot
01-03-2009, 06:30 AM
is there a God?

and when will i get laid?


two very opposite questions there

xxdead_dollxx
01-03-2009, 06:42 AM
Did God send his son Jesus to die for our sins or did he just get kinda screwed over?

Save_The_Pandas
01-03-2009, 06:43 AM
Did God send his son Jesus to die for our sins or did he just get kinda screwed over?

I think a bit of both.

BritishBoarder
01-03-2009, 02:15 PM
How are you?

Iskatestreet
01-03-2009, 02:22 PM
hes probably 14

i_don't_know
01-03-2009, 02:22 PM
Will your answer to this question be "No" are something equivalent to "No"?

Emerica
01-03-2009, 02:22 PM
Yes or no?

Randomzero
01-03-2009, 02:24 PM
will i succesfully learn 360 flipswithout a footplant this year


will i buy a new camera, or in some way obtain a new video camera thisyear

Iskatestreet
01-03-2009, 02:25 PM
Will your answer to this question be "No" are something equivalent to "No"?

o shit

girismyhomie
01-03-2009, 02:29 PM
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

i_don't_know
01-03-2009, 02:30 PM
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

None. Now shut up.



I am officially taking over this thread as of now. Ask me anything that is not a paradox.

Randomzero
01-03-2009, 02:31 PM
answer mine then.

im curious what i dont know has to say

sns
01-03-2009, 02:32 PM
how can i read this book that i have been procrastinating since noon?

i_don't_know
01-03-2009, 02:34 PM
will i succesfully learn 360 flipswithout a footplant this year


will i buy a new camera, or in some way obtain a new video camera thisyear

1) Possibly.

2) Depends. If you're going to buy one, buy one. If not, the answer to this question is no.

how can i read this book that i have been procrastinating since noon?

You can't. Have fun.

kickflip4
01-03-2009, 02:52 PM
I am hereby relieving I don't know of his command and taking this thread for myself. Come my children, bring questions and receive answers. Ask.


how do you answer all these very important questions

I use my all knowing omnipresent knowledge of the universe locked inside my mind to find what I seek. I then use my fingers to type the message on my keyboard and onto the screen. After, I click "POST".

Do i have blue eyes?.

Do I have gray eyes?


42, i win

42? Yes. You win? No.

whats my name

popwar sk8er

Why did you fail to answer?

I fail nothing, except my pre-calculus math class as of now.

is there a God?

and when will i get laid?

two very opposite questions there

Yes, there is a divine creator.

You will be laid when the oppurtunity presents itself and you seize it with no hesitation. I suggest talking to that blonde girl you see in the hall alot.

Did God send his son Jesus to die for our sins or did he just get kinda screwed over?

Really both, but more so the first one.

I think a bit of both.

You can shut the fuck up is what you can do.

How are you?

I could be better.

hes probably 14

No, I'm 17.

Will your answer to this question be "No" are something equivalent to "No"?

Wouldn't you like to KNOW?

Yes or no?

Maybe. Probably yes.

will i succesfully learn 360 flipswithout a footplant this year


will i buy a new camera, or in some way obtain a new video camera thisyear

You are very capable of it.

This you are also capable of, but wether or not you do will depend on your actions.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

A hell of a lot.

how can i read this book that i have been procrastinating since noon?

Get off the computer. Go in the room without a T.V.. Sit on the couch. Open the book.

$0uL1CiTii*~
01-03-2009, 02:54 PM
what is your password


(pm it to me)

reptiskate52
01-03-2009, 02:57 PM
So does that girl really like me or is she just fucking around.

kickflip4
01-03-2009, 02:57 PM
what is your password


(pm it to me)

My password is Bananas123N

kickflip4
01-03-2009, 02:58 PM
So does that girl really like me or is she just fucking around.

It really depends. What causes you to think she's just fucking around?

reptiskate52
01-03-2009, 03:02 PM
Well, we've kissed a couple times and little shit like that. But, her friends always tell her that we should go out and she just gives a kind of laugh everytime which I can't tell means she doesn't want to or she thinks I don't want to.

kickflip4
01-03-2009, 03:03 PM
Well, we've kissed a couple times and little shit like that. But, her friends always tell her that we should go out and she just gives a kind of laugh everytime which I can't tell means she doesn't want to or she thinks I don't want to.

She does it out of nervousness. She likes you. Go out on a date or to with her, and when you feel the time is right, ask her out offically. Confidence will be key. Don't hesitate. But, also keep the balence and don't be overbearing

zoo yorker
01-03-2009, 03:04 PM
I hereby take over this thread.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

None. Now shut up.



I am officially taking over this thread as of now. Ask me anything that is not a paradox.

answer mine then.

im curious what i dont know has to say

how can i read this book that i have been procrastinating since noon?

1) Possibly.

2) Depends. If you're going to buy one, buy one. If not, the answer to this question is no.



You can't. Have fun.

what is your password


(pm it to me)

So does that girl really like me or is she just fucking around.

My password is Bananas123N

It really depends. What causes you to think she's just fucking around?

Well, we've kissed a couple times and little shit like that. But, her friends always tell her that we should go out and she just gives a kind of laugh everytime which I can't tell means she doesn't want to or she thinks I don't want to.

NO.

kickflip4
01-03-2009, 03:06 PM
I hereby take over this thread.




NO.

You can not take what has not been given.

Try again.

zoo yorker
01-03-2009, 03:08 PM
You can not take what has not been given.

Try again.

Edit: Oh shit I'm stupid.

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 03:09 PM
ATTN ALL YUUKI WANNABE'S - STOP JACKING MY THREAD YOU PIECES.



how do you answer all these very important questions

Just add a little kitchen grease and apply it to the keyboard. My fingers just seem to slip to the right keys.

Do i have blue eyes?.

At a blue light disco, you do indeed have blue eyes.

whats my name

popwar sk8er - that one wasn't even hard.

Why did you fail to answer?

I didn't fail to answer - I was merely testing your endurance. The answer is:

Outlook looks bleak.

Does that answer your question?

is there a God?

and when will i get laid?

God is more of a concept than an actual thing. We could never comprehend the enormity of who or what god is, so if I told you, I'm afraid you'd die. I just want you to consider this before I continue with your answer.

You will get laid by your hand whenever you please.

You will get laid by a female (or male) whenever you decide to ask. They all think you're a sexy Italian beast.

Did God send his son Jesus to die for our sins or did he just get kinda screwed over?

According to 'The Browsers Book of Endings', God sent Jesus to Earth to tell everybody what the deal was with Christianity - but then the Jews got pissed off that they were doing it wrong. So no, God believed that Jesus was not to be killed. In hindsight, he probably should have made him immortal or something.

How are you?

kk lol idc, hwru?

hes probably 14

Not a question - gtfo my thread.

Will your answer to this question be "No" are something equivalent to "No"?

Perhaps.

Yes or no?

It depends if candy and sex are being proposed.

will i succesfully learn 360 flipswithout a footplant this year


will i buy a new camera, or in some way obtain a new video camera thisyear

You will succesfully learn 3-flips without footplants this year, if you spend three solid hours practicing.

You will buy a new picture camera, is what my foresight is seeing.


how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

The question is redundant. It's like saying "If Dane Cook was funny, how funny would he be?" THERE IS NO MEASUREMENT FOR WOOD.

how can i read this book that i have been procrastinating since noon?

Get someone with a really soothing voice to read it outloud and record it, then listen to it.

I am officially taking over this thread as of now. Ask me anything that is not a paradox.

No, you're not. You cunt monkey.

kickflip4
01-03-2009, 03:09 PM
Edit: Oh shit I'm stupid.

It's only human.

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 03:12 PM
So does that girl really like me or is she just fucking around.

Well, we've kissed a couple times and little shit like that. But, her friends always tell her that we should go out and she just gives a kind of laugh everytime which I can't tell means she doesn't want to or she thinks I don't want to.

She's obviously aching for your willy and her laughs are just to cover up the screaming orgasm she's having just by looking at you.

But in seriousness, generally when friends are like "Oh, you should ask her out, hahaha lol", it means that the feelings are mutral. Go for it man.

i_don't_know
01-03-2009, 03:14 PM
I hereby steal this thread in a way that neither kickflip4 nor Yuuki has any control over.


This thread is now about kittens!
http://free-zg.htnet.hr/cat-world/pics/kittens-orange-large.jpg
Awwwwwwww...

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 03:15 PM
This thread is no longer about kittens.


Soz.

i_don't_know
01-03-2009, 03:16 PM
You have no control. The only way is to make it about kittens AND you answering questions.

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 03:16 PM
Can it be about kitten related questions?

girismyhomie
01-03-2009, 03:19 PM
None. Now shut up.



I am officially taking over this thread as of now. Ask me anything that is not a paradox.

actually NASA found out the answer. it's like 12 and a half lol

kickflip4
01-03-2009, 03:22 PM
Way to fucking ruin the thread guys. FUCK kittens. Ask me shit.

PenzorStomper
01-03-2009, 03:26 PM
I hereby take control of this thread and it is now a thread about. . . . cocks



http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o102/colton4512/rooster.jpg

aww

PenzorStomper
01-03-2009, 03:26 PM
will my cock ever be bigger than kickflip4's cock?

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 03:27 PM
Way to fucking ruin the thread guys. FUCK kittens. Ask me shit.

Stop biting my thread, bish. Should have thought of it yourself.

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 03:28 PM
will my cock ever be bigger than kickflip4's cock?

Once you reach the age of 18, your doodle will be 5.8 inches.

You decide.

PenzorStomper
01-03-2009, 03:29 PM
so it will shrink?

Ride The Sky
01-03-2009, 03:30 PM
Do Canons really have bad colors?

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 03:33 PM
so it will shrink?

You're a January 09. Easily the most hated join date until Feb 1st '09. So you have to cut the sass and let us troll the shit out of you until you become remotely OK. So, cut the sass bitch.

Do Canons really have bad colors?

www.kenrockwell.com (www.bringvictory.com)

PenzorStomper
01-03-2009, 03:35 PM
You're a January 09. Easily the most hated join date until Feb 1st '09. So you have to cut the sass and let us troll the shit out of you until you become remotely OK. So, cut the sass bitch.



www.kenrockwell.com (http://www.bringvictory.com)


i sorry, just to let people know, i actually am a former member, nothing great, but i used to get on a lot in 05, but i forgot my password

Ride The Sky
01-03-2009, 03:36 PM
www.bringvictory.com

Nice try asshole.

stinkingfish
01-03-2009, 03:38 PM
Would you rather stick a dildo or a penis up your ass.

PenzorStomper
01-03-2009, 03:42 PM
nobody probably remebers me, i was "krux"

sk8tingextreme
01-03-2009, 03:43 PM
Can you mantain this thread without others stealing it?

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 03:47 PM
Would you rather stick a dildo or a penis up your ass.

Dildo, no question.

nobody probably remebers me, i was "krux"

It was still lame.

Can you mantain this thread without others stealing it?

Probably not.

kickflip4
01-03-2009, 03:49 PM
will my cock ever be bigger than kickflip4's cock?

Ahahahaha. No.

Stop biting my thread, bish. Should have thought of it yourself.

Then why don't you actually answer their questions?

Once you reach the age of 18, your doodle will be 5.8 inches.

You decide.

Hahaha, still no.

so it will shrink?

It can't shrink if it isn't that big already, can it?

Do Canons really have bad colors?

Nope. It's all relative to opinion though.

Would you rather stick a dildo or a penis up your ass.

Why do you wanna know? Hmmm?

Neither.

Can you mantain this thread without others stealing it?


This should be a sufficant answer.

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 03:52 PM
I'm answering questions, dummy.

Ride The Sky
01-03-2009, 03:54 PM
Kickflip4, GET OUT THE FUCK! This is my thread, not yours.

kickflip4
01-03-2009, 04:02 PM
Kickflip4, GET OUT THE FUCK! This is my thread, not yours.

Make me BITCH!

PenzorStomper
01-03-2009, 04:06 PM
Kickflip4, GET OUT THE FUCK! This is my thread, not yours.


oh no you done it now, tisk tisk tisk

i_don't_know
01-03-2009, 04:18 PM
DEW U LUV MEH
http://www.littlefolkspuzzle.com/catalog/1350-30PCFLOORPUZZLE-KITTEN.JPG

PenzorStomper
01-03-2009, 04:27 PM
DU U WUB ME

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o102/colton4512/roosters.jpg

Phenomenon
01-03-2009, 05:49 PM
What is the answer to the world, the universe and life in general?

PenzorStomper
01-03-2009, 05:59 PM
What is the answer to the world, the universe and life in general?

Miley Cyrus, she is the key

Phenomenon
01-03-2009, 06:04 PM
So it's not 42?

kickflip4
01-03-2009, 06:07 PM
So it's not 42?

Don't listen to the poser, it's still 42.

i_don't_know
01-03-2009, 06:09 PM
Does this picture make Shawn Johnson look manlier than usual?

http://www.gk-elitesportswear.com/images/bemail/SJ110708_10.jpg

kickflip4
01-03-2009, 06:10 PM
Does this picture make Shawn Johnson look manlier than usual?

http://www.gk-elitesportswear.com/images/bemail/SJ110708_10.jpg

You son of a bitch.






I resign, keep your shitty thread Yukki.

i_don't_know
01-03-2009, 06:12 PM
I still think she's hot. She just needs to lighten up on the arm exercises a little. She was fine right after the Olympics, but now those arms are very, very muscular.

d-ville skater
01-03-2009, 06:13 PM
The meaning of life

Yuuki
01-04-2009, 03:27 AM
What is the answer to the world, the universe and life in general?

Despite popular belief, it is actually 24, not 42. He forgot to carry the 9.

The meaning of life

There is no ultimate meaning of life. That would just be silly. A serial killer couldn't possibly have the same meaning of life as Miley Cyrus. The meaning of life is carefully crafted to each individual person. When Stefan Janoski was born, God was quoted on saying "Let there be Steeze". Therefore, his ultimate meaning of life was to be the steeziest motherfucker in the world. It's all crafted to who you are mannnnnn.

Does this picture make Shawn Johnson look manlier than usual?

http://www.gk-elitesportswear.com/images/bemail/SJ110708_10.jpg

Yes, she has packed on a bit of bulk. She would probably kill you with those arms.

BritishBoarder
01-04-2009, 03:39 AM
Should i post footy today?

Yuuki
01-04-2009, 03:45 AM
It depends if you have footy.

BritishBoarder
01-04-2009, 03:46 AM
Like film some lines at the park.

Yuuki
01-04-2009, 03:47 AM
Wait until you get some real hammers, and use the park lines as filler.

BritishBoarder
01-04-2009, 03:49 AM
Ok i'll see how it goes, this isn't for a part, just because i never post footy.

Yuuki
01-04-2009, 04:15 AM
Yeah man, but if you're gonna post footy, just blow em away.

rweyland
01-04-2009, 04:33 AM
Dear Yuuki,
Can you please get me a car? You see, I'm currently driving my father's Holden Commodore. Although this is a nice car there are some problems. Firstly I am afraid to do anything bad in Daddys car like dragging some hoons. Secondly I would find it rather uncomfortable getting with a nice young lady in the back of the Commodore. I would be concerned that there's a chance my own parents could have been together in there. I could've been concieved there. I'm sure you can understand how uncomfortable that would be.
ps I have no money to buy my own car.