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graffeedy5
01-02-2009, 11:05 PM
So i've been aquiring money in ways that my parents would probably punish me for if they found out. The thing is that i almost have enough for new snowboard stuff, and its impossible for them not to see my snowboard, and my dad knows how much snowboard stuff costs, so i cant just bullshit them into thinking that i just got shitty 50 dollar bindings and boots off of a friend. Ideas?

Alamo
01-02-2009, 11:07 PM
how have you been getting the money doing what?

campkill_yourself
01-02-2009, 11:08 PM
Tell your parents the truth.

Anders.
01-02-2009, 11:08 PM
say that you worked for it and that if you can work for it you should be able to spend your cash on what you want...

Ynot
01-02-2009, 11:10 PM
say you sucked alot of dick



this was gonna get posted sooner or later

graffeedy5
01-02-2009, 11:11 PM
how have you been getting the money doing what?

selling weed to idiot freshmen for twice the price

kickflip4
01-02-2009, 11:11 PM
One day before be like, "Woah! Look, I found *inset large amount under 150 here* in/on my *dresser/bed/table/etc.* I've done in multiple times when I was younger, though now my parents don't really question my money at all.

The Trooper
01-02-2009, 11:19 PM
"so mom, i think it's time you knew... i hate a lot of people... but i don't hate you!"



followed by you booking it the fuck outta there.

Ride The Sky
01-02-2009, 11:21 PM
You found a 300 dollar bill on the ground.

Phenomenon
01-02-2009, 11:32 PM
You found a 300 dollar bill on the ground.

They still make $300.00 dollar bills?

Lil T
01-02-2009, 11:36 PM
You decided to sell your old stuff to make some money

thejoelmister
01-02-2009, 11:37 PM
Say you've been saving it up, or I always say I found it in my room from when I was younger.

offtopic: When I was in younger I would make money off pokemon cards, I would buy them or steal them than sell them for a higher price I only made like 20 bucks but hell that was alot back then

Dr. Foundation
01-02-2009, 11:47 PM
tell them you stole the donation jar for abused animals from PETCO.

Grey Fox93
01-02-2009, 11:52 PM
You met a random stranger, and he just gave you money.

Fuck i've been playing to much GTA 4

Anders.
01-02-2009, 11:54 PM
I GOT IT.
Tell them the shops having a deal and you were able to trade your old one for it, or say you were sponsored?

Wayfarer
01-03-2009, 01:51 AM
its just past christmas.. you could always laugh and tell them you made a $300 bet with your mate, and won. just make sure your mate goes with it if he gets asked though.. they'll disagree with you for it, but you'll win fare and square. or what I do when I get new skate shit. "new skateboard? thats been sitting there for about a year.."

on the flipside, try not to get caght doing what you're doing to get dough. read up on your rights n shit. you'll be stunned at how much shit you can get away with in America.

kensil811
01-03-2009, 02:07 AM
there is so many ways you could do it...
i suggest coming home one day from being out and being really excited and say you found a money clip in the gutter (make sure you like, get it all nasty and shit) and that you took it home. if you want to please them, have it in a plastic like ralphs bag so they arent like GO WASH YOUR HANDS BITCH
then ask your mom if you can toss it in the washing machine to get it all clean. money CAN be washed. cha-ching?

BakerForLife
01-03-2009, 02:08 AM
So i've been aquiring money in ways that my parents would probably punish me for if they found out. The thing is that i almost have enough for new snowboard stuff, and its impossible for them not to see my snowboard, and my dad knows how much snowboard stuff costs, so i cant just bullshit them into thinking that i just got shitty 50 dollar bindings and boots off of a friend. Ideas?

Sucky sucky 5 dorra much?

Gopher
01-03-2009, 02:14 AM
All I can tell you is don't get caught selling shit. And when/if you do, don't admit to SHIT, they have to prove you've done anything and without a confession/physical evidence it's pretty hard to.

Tardence
01-03-2009, 03:00 AM
Tell them a wierd guy in a van said he'd pay you $X if you showed him your asshole, act all naive like "so I was just like whatever and showed him, too easy", then they'll lecture you on not showing wierd guys your asshole and running straight home if some wierd guy approaches you etc, but who cares, just listen and be like "ok, mom and dad, I will!" and then go buy your shit.

Flipped
01-03-2009, 07:23 AM
Tell them a wierd guy in a van said he'd pay you $X if you showed him your asshole, act all naive like "so I was just like whatever and showed him, too easy", then they'll lecture you on not showing wierd guys your asshole and running straight home if some wierd guy approaches you etc, but who cares, just listen and be like "ok, mom and dad, I will!" and then go buy your shit.

You suck at being funny, fag.

Breaking The Bond
01-03-2009, 07:32 AM
This one time I sold a baggie of stressball stuffings to a couple of wanksta freshmen for 20$. Fucking idiots believed it was pot hahaha.

the_unknown_soldier
01-03-2009, 07:43 AM
A. Tell them you've been selling old shit you don't need anymore.
B. Go with your idea and just tell them you got the stuff you're buying for really cheap.
C. Varation of B; tell them your friend quit snowboarding or got a new snowboard and didn't need the stuff anymore and gave it to you.

Ynot
01-03-2009, 07:56 AM
A. Tell them you've been selling old shit you don't need anymore.
B. Go with your idea and just tell them you got the stuff you're buying for really cheap.
C. Varation of B; tell them your friend quit snowboarding or got a new snowboard and didn't need the stuff anymore and gave it to you.
yeah, that's a good idea

Save_The_Pandas
01-03-2009, 08:12 AM
Too bad you don't have Popwar Pill's parents.

new_skater99
01-03-2009, 08:24 AM
just tell them you saved up...?

enjoi the panda
01-03-2009, 09:23 AM
yeah i was pretty sketched out the other day, my dad asked me for like change to a hundred. so i go in my room and my secret stash of cash i keep in this hollowed out book on my shelf and get some 20s. afteri give it to him hes like where did you get this money.

so i was like oh well i keep some cash in my room( its like 800 bucks), and he got all mad and told me to show him all of it like i stole it or something. so i go and get my book and i grab most of the money and throw it under my bed and only show him like 300 bucks and he was lke wtf why do you have this in your room

i was scared he was gonna take it all.. iono why i have it either i have just been saving it up since i was like 11

(H‡TTING‡R)
01-03-2009, 09:26 AM
say your friends decided to pay you back from wayyy back when tehy owed you. unless your constantly getting $

cornh0lio
01-03-2009, 09:42 AM
yeah i was pretty sketched out the other day, my dad asked me for like change to a hundred. so i go in my room and my secret stash of cash i keep in this hollowed out book on my shelf and get some 20s. afteri give it to him hes like where did you get this money.

so i was like oh well i keep some cash in my room( its like 800 bucks), and he got all mad and told me to show him all of it like i stole it or something. so i go and get my book and i grab most of the money and throw it under my bed and only show him like 300 bucks and he was lke wtf why do you have this in your room

i was scared he was gonna take it all.. iono why i have it either i have just been saving it up since i was like 11

I'm gonna rob you.

KREAM
01-03-2009, 09:55 AM
you traded in some games or sold some shit

Brutusoo
01-03-2009, 10:00 AM
yeah i was pretty sketched out the other day, my dad asked me for like change to a hundred. so i go in my room and my secret stash of cash i keep in this hollowed out book on my shelf and get some 20s. afteri give it to him hes like where did you get this money.

so i was like oh well i keep some cash in my room( its like 800 bucks), and he got all mad and told me to show him all of it like i stole it or something. so i go and get my book and i grab most of the money and throw it under my bed and only show him like 300 bucks and he was lke wtf why do you have this in your room

i was scared he was gonna take it all.. iono why i have it either i have just been saving it up since i was like 11

Wait..if you legit earned it then why would you be all sketched out?

sns
01-03-2009, 10:03 AM
i have a job so my parents have no idea how much money i have.


right now it sucks though because my parents owe me like 500 bucks and i always have to figure out why before they pay me and sometimes i forget.

king
01-03-2009, 10:46 AM
tell them you won a poker game or a bet or something

blindskateboarder
01-03-2009, 10:50 AM
Job.

igrindtwinkies
01-03-2009, 11:02 AM
Hustlin'

zoo yorker
01-03-2009, 11:36 AM
Say you've been saving it up, or I always say I found it in my room from when I was younger.

offtopic: When I was in younger I would make money off pokemon cards, I would buy them or steal them than sell them for a higher price I only made like 20 bucks but hell that was alot back then

My friend once gave me 40 dollars for a blue eyes white dragon, and me being the hustler I am realized I could buy 4 Kaiba decks (which all come with a blue eyes, mind you) and be a 2nd grade hustla.


But I pussed out and told my mama about it and I hid the money in my dads wallet :'(

new_skater99
01-03-2009, 11:46 AM
my parents dont care about how much money i have. why should they?

Grand_Hustle
01-03-2009, 11:50 AM
Tell em you hustled it in a game of pool.


Speaking of which,I fucking TRIPLED my money last night on pool.I played till 1:30 in the morning and didn't lose a game all night.

graffeedy5
01-03-2009, 11:50 AM
my parents dont care about how much money i have. why should they?

if you somehow pop up with 500 dollars worth of stuff? My parents find that sketchy

new_skater99
01-03-2009, 12:07 PM
i buy shit all the time and my parents dont say anything. like, obviously you're working or saving up or whatever...

Grand_Hustle
01-03-2009, 12:08 PM
Tell em you're hiking your pants leg up on the corner.

pingu
01-03-2009, 01:14 PM
I sold this kid a deck of Yugioh cars for $100 and i just told my parents I already had the money.

emericaxskater
01-03-2009, 01:19 PM
This one time I sold a baggie of stressball stuffings to a couple of wanksta freshmen for 20$. Fucking idiots believed it was pot hahaha.

Haha this kid I know sold another kid a gram of shisha for $20 and told him it was weed.

Anyway, you should just try to get a job for like a month.

theonlysun81
01-03-2009, 01:25 PM
It is quite pathetic you cannot think of something yourself.

ILikeDeck
01-03-2009, 01:32 PM
Tell them you got alot of of money from the holidays from people. My grandparents and uncle gave me money for christmas and my parents didn't even know about it. Just tell them you got it with money from gifts.

el barto
01-03-2009, 02:17 PM
Sucky sucky 5 dorra much?
wtf is with your sig..

Gopher
01-03-2009, 02:19 PM
wtf is with your sig..

He's gay...

enjoi the panda
01-03-2009, 03:37 PM
Wait..if you legit earned it then why would you be all sketched out?

cuz its like my secret stash... iono it just seems pretty sketchy to be keeping a shit load of money in my room as a secret.

zoo yorker
01-03-2009, 03:40 PM
Just tell your dad you make more money than he does and maybe he'll get jealous and join you.

stinkingfish
01-03-2009, 03:41 PM
Your friend gave it to you for a cheap price cuz they work thier.

Yuuki
01-03-2009, 03:51 PM
They still make $300.00 dollar bills?

http://www.latinoreview.com/images/user/picard-facepalm.jpg

Tardence
01-03-2009, 04:01 PM
my parents dont care about how much money i have. why should they?
Well, your parents have bigger things to worry about. For hetero kids it can sometimes be like your parents are scrounging around for dirt on you. It's rough, you're so lucky.