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shutupimbleeding
01-02-2009, 08:36 PM
in here we cyber

i begin by slipping into a red velvet robe, pouring two glasses of wine, sprinkle rose petals on the bed, play brian mcknight and commence kissing you neck as i make my way down to your navel...

BROBOT
01-02-2009, 08:38 PM
i slowly bring a sharp knife to my balls...

pingu
01-02-2009, 08:39 PM
i jizz in my pants.

DVS_skater1
01-02-2009, 08:39 PM
but then the doorbell rings. who could it be? i walk to the door and its...

wuteverdude
01-02-2009, 08:40 PM
Spiderman!

ZeroOrDie.
01-02-2009, 08:40 PM
i punch my nads and snake begging it to please my wife but its as saggy as a soggy tit that belongs to an egyptian

shutupimbleeding
01-02-2009, 08:40 PM
the hunky ups man he has a delivery or us i look in the box and its

treflippers!
01-02-2009, 08:40 PM
in here we cyber

i begin by slipping into a red velvet robe, pouring two glasses of wine, sprinkle rose petals on the bed, play brian mcknight and commence kissing you neck as i make my way down to your navel...

Then I take out my robe and wizard hat..

Dr. Science
01-02-2009, 08:40 PM
hahahaha

DVS_skater1
01-02-2009, 08:41 PM
hahahaha

you messed it up lol.

Dr. Science
01-02-2009, 08:42 PM
you messed it up lol.

sorry :(

shutupimbleeding
01-02-2009, 08:43 PM
I scamper into the bathroom for lotion only to find out i have a stomach virus and shit everywhere i dont know what to do so i quickly disrobe and

kickflipsarehard
01-02-2009, 08:43 PM
BonesSkater was at the door, he's a cockblocker.

BonesSkater
01-02-2009, 08:43 PM
I put on my robe and wizard hat...

EDIT: fuck.

EDIT 2: I said sorry^

pingu
01-02-2009, 08:44 PM
i cast level 10....

kickflip4
01-02-2009, 08:44 PM
But I wanna be a bigger cockblock, so I walk in with a bomb strapped to my chest followed by two asian gangsters totting shotguns.

WhatThe
01-02-2009, 08:44 PM
i then tend to your every desire and stroke your long hard cock


wat

ZeroOrDie.
01-02-2009, 08:45 PM
as i lick your asshole, i find a 2 month old sexy dingle berry thats been hiding like a delicate chocolate on the day of easter.

DVS_skater1
01-02-2009, 08:45 PM
I scamper into the bathroom for lotion only to find out i have a stomach virus and shit everywhere i dont know what to do so i quickly disrobe and

i walk towards the shower to clean myself up. i walked 2 paces when suddenly i slipped in my own shit. i desperately tried to get up but..

Anders.
01-02-2009, 08:46 PM
I remain in the closet tied, crying as horrid memories of the night before fill my head

BonesSkater
01-02-2009, 08:46 PM
I rip out your eye and skull fuck you dry and hard.

kickflip4
01-02-2009, 08:47 PM
Fuck this. I take the bomb off my chest and toss it in the bedroom after setting it, and snap my fingers. The asian mobsters start to open fire on anyone in sight with their shotguns. I walk outta the house.

shutupimbleeding
01-02-2009, 08:48 PM
turns out it was all a dream and i wake up alone naked with my hand on my dick and then my mom calls she tells me to

IRideAlmost
01-02-2009, 08:49 PM
As I walk out of the house, there is a very lonely and hairy man, he asks if i would like a cup of..

wuteverdude
01-02-2009, 08:49 PM
his fresh jizz.

sk8board15
01-02-2009, 08:50 PM
stroke it harder

shutupimbleeding
01-02-2009, 08:50 PM
As I walk out of the house, there is a very lonely and hairy man, he asks if i would like a cup of..

his aged seamen soked in soy sauce

pingu
01-02-2009, 08:51 PM
and do a barrel roll

EDIT: 69th post

stinkingfish
01-02-2009, 08:52 PM
There is a empty room with a ghandi beating his meat to .....

DVS_skater1
01-02-2009, 08:53 PM
the guy in BFL's sig

The Trooper
01-02-2009, 08:54 PM
as the trooper sits on the outside, looking through the window, beating it furiously...

DVS_skater1
01-02-2009, 08:55 PM
the ghandi looks out the window to see the trooper. he invites him inside for a nice tall glass of

IRideAlmost
01-02-2009, 09:05 PM
Cat blood and then decides to cook him some nice fried..

The Trooper
01-02-2009, 09:06 PM
testicles, which the trooper declines, saying he doesn't drive on that side of the road. or the other side. or the middle. trooper offroads.

stinkingfish
01-02-2009, 09:09 PM
In the middle of the desert tripping out on magic mushroom when. He starts to hallucinate seeing

mindtrix34
01-02-2009, 09:09 PM
I vomit every where as I watch a man slowly drink the aged semen, as I get up to escape, I slip in my vomit face first. This causes me to vomit even more...

IRideAlmost
01-02-2009, 09:12 PM
because you killed stinkingfish's line.

The Trooper
01-02-2009, 09:12 PM
until you vomit so much you die and the story which is actually supposed to be cybering, not a finish my sentence thread, and the focus goes back to trooper, offroading in the desert, where he comes across a bunch of hot ass asians, and he proceeds to fuck the ever loving shit out of every single one of them.

BonesSkater
01-02-2009, 09:14 PM
until you vomit so much you die and the story which is actually supposed to be cybering, not a finish my sentence thread, and the focus goes back to trooper, offroading in the desert, where he comes across a bunch of hot ass asians, and he proceeds to fuck the ever loving shit out of every single one of them.
then Bones comes and calls sloppy seconds.

The Trooper
01-02-2009, 09:15 PM
but trooper realizes he isn't done, so he comes back, pun intended, only to find bonesskater has raped and killed all of the hot bitches and has a fire in his eyes and turns around and looks at me and has fangs and tries to kill me, but i stab him in the neck with a dildo and he comes back to normal in the hood, and we go all around china and shit finding and sexing hot bitches and shit.

stinkingfish
01-02-2009, 09:19 PM
they both get aids and die. where I analy raped them over and over.

Ynot
01-02-2009, 09:19 PM
then Ynot comes in, with his magical dick, already being ridden on by 7 Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders......

Dr. Foundation
01-02-2009, 09:22 PM
i put on my robe and wizard hat....

IRideAlmost
01-02-2009, 09:23 PM
who had diseases only contracted from Yetis that live in Somalia.

Ynot
01-02-2009, 09:24 PM
but then Ynot, with his magic almighty cock, pwns any chance of you having any magical powers as well as making you impotent, as the side effects show.....

BonesSkater
01-02-2009, 09:28 PM
but trooper realizes he isn't done, so he comes back, pun intended, only to find bonesskater has raped and killed all of the hot bitches and has a fire in his eyes and turns around and looks at me and has fangs and tries to kill me, but i stab him in the neck with a dildo and he comes back to normal in the hood, and we go all around china and shit finding and sexing hot bitches and shit.
fuck yeah. then we tag team Eva Angelina.

kickflipsarehard
01-02-2009, 09:33 PM
But I cockblock you as revenge.

HardcoreT09
01-02-2009, 09:34 PM
i walk up to the window and peer inside only to find out that eva angelina is really a...

kickflipsarehard
01-02-2009, 09:34 PM
Goat, with a special...

kickflip4
01-02-2009, 09:35 PM
I really wish there was a decent thread people kept posting in, not this shit.

stinkingfish
01-02-2009, 09:37 PM
I appear out of the sky as half jesus half raptor.

Ynot
01-02-2009, 09:38 PM
cause Jesus raptor loves orgies......

The Trooper
01-02-2009, 09:40 PM
then trooper raises from the dead reanimator style, encounters some cockets, and shoots them all, which end up killing everyone that isn't a cute furry animal with a cock, and that includes killing lesbians, and it's just the trooper and a bunch of hot ass bitches, in one big 3 billion way orgy.

stinkingfish
01-02-2009, 09:41 PM
http://dinosaurfanfiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/raptor-jesus_02.jpg
How can I get on this action.

BonesSkater
01-02-2009, 09:42 PM
http://dinosaurfanfiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/raptor-jesus_02.jpg
How can I get on this action.
haha, holy shit.

The Trooper
01-02-2009, 10:13 PM
ZOMBIES!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF ZOMBIES!!! they come back from the dead as ZOMBIES!!! and try and kill me and my hot bitches and finger monkeys and shit, and all out war ensues. i tempt zombies onto a big ass rocket shit telling them that theres fried chicken inside, and shut that shit the fuck up and send it to mars, but oh noez!!! turns out mars has been identified as the universes largest colony of hot bitches!!!

BonesSkater
01-02-2009, 10:16 PM
ZOMBIES!!! LOTS AND LOTS OF ZOMBIES!!! they come back from the dead as ZOMBIES!!! and try and kill me and my hot bitches and finger monkeys and shit, and all out war ensues. i tempt zombies onto a big ass rocket shit telling them that theres fried chicken inside, and shut that shit the fuck up and send it to mars, but oh noez!!! turns out mars has been identified as the universes largest colony of hot bitches!!!
you know why I like zombie pussy? cause its always moist, hot, and smells like the dog.

thejoelmister
01-02-2009, 10:42 PM
HI billy maze here with big city sliders!

Grey Fox93
01-02-2009, 10:48 PM
...rusty trombone

Ynot
01-02-2009, 10:49 PM
...up the tuckus