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george costanza
12-30-2008, 09:21 PM
So, there i was listening to some music chilling out ya know. When all of a sudden "I'm Your Problem Now .mp3" comes up. I'm thinking it some new lil wayne shit that i just downloaded before. But hell naw man, next thing i know im hearing screams and shit. I close my eyes waiting for it to end and im seeing these crazy visuals like dead bodies and shit. The song finally ends (thank god) and next thing i know im fuckin lighting up a spliff with some faceless fuck at a bus stop. He then proceeds to tell me the secretz of life and shit. I take that motherfuckers bus ticket and gtfo. Next thing i know im waking up and bed and im now telling you my awesome story.


edit: this doesnt make sense unless youve seen Turboz thread "(stories)"

BakerForLife
12-30-2008, 09:23 PM
that's thuper

cornh0lio
12-30-2008, 09:24 PM
Wow. I wanna listen to ittttt.

Connect5
12-30-2008, 09:25 PM
wut

Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 09:25 PM
Did it look something like this when you closed your eyes? Cause you just broke down Nijuuyon Koku no Naki perfectly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFvTIGD5vyo&fmt=18

george costanza
12-30-2008, 09:35 PM
yeah sort of. shit lasted for 7 mins though, i was crying a little by the time it ended

Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 09:41 PM
A 7 min metal song, okay time to start a man hunt for the song.

Fuz
12-30-2008, 09:41 PM
you didn't happen to find a note telling you to WAKE UP, did you?

george costanza
12-30-2008, 09:45 PM
yeah, i shoved it somewhere in my desk

Shakezoola
12-30-2008, 09:50 PM
lul.
Video pl0x

cornh0lio
12-30-2008, 09:56 PM
I think you're lying. If you're not, tell us the secrets of life he told you.

Fudopi
12-30-2008, 09:57 PM
Will you always be terrorized by what happened?

Was it in win amp?

creepypasta is trippy shit man...

Yoshi
12-30-2008, 09:58 PM
So, there i was listening to some music chilling out ya know. When all of a sudden "I'm Your Problem Now .mp3" comes up. I'm thinking it some new lil wayne shit that i just downloaded before. But hell naw man, next thing i know im hearing screams and shit. I close my eyes waiting for it to end and im seeing these crazy visuals like dead bodies and shit. The song finally ends (thank god) and next thing i know im fuckin lighting up a spliff with some faceless fuck at a bus stop. He then proceeds to tell me the secretz of life and shit. I take that motherfuckers bus ticket and gtfo. Next thing i know im waking up and bed and im now telling you my awesome story.

Well....As you guys may not know I am this "faceless fuck at a bus stop". I made the mp3 "I'm Your Problem Now" a long time ago. I didn't know it would cause so much fuckin' drama. You see, I made this because when I got high I liked to hear screams and shit....I don't know it really helped me "get off". In this Mp3 I do share the secrets of life, and yes it is because God himself told me this when I went on Mount Zion after I smoked a bowl of Northern Lights. You see the "bus ticket" that I gave George was not a "bus ticket" at all....It was a membership card to Platinum Plus, the infamous gentleman's club. The secret to life is tits....Good Game.


5-0.

StairBear
12-30-2008, 09:59 PM
was this a dream, if it's real = fake

Ynot
12-30-2008, 09:59 PM
you got that from creepypasta, george

Vans4eva
12-30-2008, 10:00 PM
My hip hop will rock and shock the nation
like the Emcipation proclamation

george costanza
12-30-2008, 10:01 PM
you got that from creepypasta, george

well, actually i got it from Turboz thread and he got it from creepypasta. so thanks for pointing out the obvious, you fucking idiot

Fudopi
12-30-2008, 10:02 PM
My hip hop will rock and shock the nation
like the Emcipation proclamation

shame on a nigga

Ynot
12-30-2008, 10:03 PM
well, actually i got it from Turboz thread and he got it from creepypasta. so thanks for pointing out the obvious, you fucking idiot
yea, nothing personal, i just fucking hate those stories, especially at this time of night, when i gotta turn off like 3 lights before i go to sleep

Yoshi
12-30-2008, 10:04 PM
George, my young padawan. You misunderstood what I said..I said "live long and titfuck". Seriously man, you need to listen to that mp3 once more and we can have another pow-wow.

woop tang
12-30-2008, 10:05 PM
who try to run game on a nigga

george costanza
12-30-2008, 10:05 PM
George, my young padawan. You misunderstood what I said..I said "live long and titfuck". Seriously man, you need to listen to that mp3 once more and we can have another pow-wow.

damn, thought you were saying "live long and prosper". maybe one day ill come across that mp3 one more time

Vans4eva
12-30-2008, 10:06 PM
Good shit everyone, good shit.

washington_man
12-30-2008, 10:06 PM
were you AWAKE when this hapenned?

ZipZinger
12-30-2008, 10:07 PM
this isn't fun if you edit your post to explain it.

george costanza
12-30-2008, 10:09 PM
of course i was awake because i still have this Platinum Plus membership card


this isn't fun if you edit your post to explain it.

well im not sure how many people would get it if i didnt mention that. some people didnt know what the hell you were talking about in that thread "my boyfriend hit me" or whatever.

d-ville skater
12-30-2008, 10:12 PM
We gotta different kinda hustle, grind like a muhfucka get it from ya muhuh get it get get it.

Yoshi
12-30-2008, 10:15 PM
What I am about to tell you gentleman is above top secret. The site "creepypasta" is a government run site that was created to see just how fucking retarded today's youth really is. If you believe anything that the site "creepypasta" has said, or any content on that site then you should really turn on the television and go back to your PBS Shows.

Grand_Hustle
12-31-2008, 08:31 AM
I was listening to Green Day.





Then I shot myself

popwar sk8er
12-31-2008, 08:52 AM
at least you dont have a ghost teabagging your head.

Grand_Hustle
12-31-2008, 08:56 AM
at least you dont have a ghost teabagging your head.

/brightside.