PDA

View Full Version : Ohhhh wtf........


Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 10:15 PM
So about 4 hours ago well Im still at a loss for words. Out of all the babies being born why me? How does one even deal with hearing the word fraternal twins? Knowing 1 on the way was stressful enough now finding out theres another fucker thats enough added stress to just make you walk off a roof.

Sometimes life is more then a bitch, no wonder I drink cause its enough to make you go crazy and kill someone.

Theres not going to be an abortion (though i feel its a girls decision) and Im not going to leave her. Not sure they are fraternal but seeing that most twins are fraternal Im just going to put 2 and 2 together.

But Im sorta excited, now theres going to be 2 people in the world that are
25% Japanese
25% Korean
25% African-American
25% Native American

legit.fo.sho.
12-30-2008, 10:18 PM
shoulda used a condom

BakerForLife
12-30-2008, 10:18 PM
Well life's a bitch, fuck it.

drizzle
12-30-2008, 10:20 PM
...you got twins?

Ynot
12-30-2008, 10:21 PM
so, you got twins huh?

well anyway congratulations, good luck raising the kids

Connect5
12-30-2008, 10:26 PM
well...your life is over.. you better try and commit suicide while you can

skater fo ever
12-30-2008, 10:32 PM
congrats homie.

Try to be a good dad though, don't just ditch the chick, go for abortion or ignore them when there born.

Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 10:32 PM
If its 2 girls then theres going to be FAR to much pms for me. If its 2 boys then they'll kill me in a few years.

washington_man
12-30-2008, 10:37 PM
2 fraternal black/asian twins. sounds hectic

Chump Champ
12-30-2008, 10:42 PM
I want to start an argument and then leave the thread.

DON'T GET AN ABORTION!

BonesSkater
12-30-2008, 10:47 PM
so, they got good weed over there?

V3
12-30-2008, 10:48 PM
Well, happy to hear they're ok as of now. And show them the cultures of all 4 ethnicity, not just one. It'll make them appreciate you more and give them a wider range if knowledge and help them in the future.

cornh0lio
12-30-2008, 10:49 PM
Push her down some steps.
















No really congradulations bro, keep us posted on the boy/girl status.

Fudopi
12-30-2008, 10:54 PM
I'm guessing since they're fraternal it's one of each...

I want a son...

Mail me the boy...

boodige
12-30-2008, 10:55 PM
you just called your kid a fucker
:0

Ellsworthskate
12-30-2008, 10:59 PM
I have a two year old. Its hard as fuck at first, but once they start getting a little older and you can actually have fun with them and shit it gets pretty cool.

woop tang
12-30-2008, 10:59 PM
so, they got good weed over there?

the fuck does that have to do with anything?

but good luck with your kids, man

Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 11:02 PM
Bones the weed its nothing fancy but the high end stuff will knock you on your ass and make you pass out for the rest of the day.

Well, happy to hear they're ok as of now. And show them the cultures of all 4 ethnicity, not just one. It'll make them appreciate you more and give them a wider range if knowledge and help them in the future.

I hardly know anything about Native Americans, I failed it in high school and almost failed African-American history (They covered more then the stuff hammered in my head, but didn't talk about Malcom!). But theres always articles online.

new_skater99
12-30-2008, 11:04 PM
I'm guessing since they're fraternal it's one of each...

I want a son...

Mail me the boy...

no... fraternal just means that there are two eggs, whereas identical means it was one egg that split. so you cant have identical twins that are one of each, but its possible to have fraternal twins that are one of each, but its equally possible to have two boys or two girls.

V3
12-30-2008, 11:04 PM
For sure, im sure you'll be a great dad.

Bleed the Freak
12-30-2008, 11:10 PM
I had a preggo scare not long ago. The morning I found out she was clean, I was so stoked. To be honest, the less connections I have with her the better, she's being such a bitch lately. I'm going to dump her soon

Fudopi
12-30-2008, 11:10 PM
Oh and grish...

Don't actually mail me the kid, I can't afford that shit...

Plus shipping would cost a ton for you...

Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 11:11 PM
I have a two year old. Its hard as fuck at first, but once they start getting a little older and you can actually have fun with them and shit it gets pretty cool.

I'll teach them how to play bass or guitar, perhaps even skate seeing that sooner or later their going to get into video games. If their going to be like me then me and my girl are in trouble!

woop tang
12-30-2008, 11:11 PM
I had a preggo scare not long ago. The morning I found out she was clean, I was so stoked. To be honest, the less connections I have with her the better, she's being such a bitch lately. I'm going to dump her soon

who the hell uses skype?

washington_man
12-30-2008, 11:11 PM
teach them to do the double peace sign to their cheeks

BakerForLife
12-30-2008, 11:12 PM
Do you know when she's due?

Fudopi
12-30-2008, 11:14 PM
I'll teach them how to play bass or guitar, perhaps even skate seeing that sooner or later their going to get into video games. If their going to be like me then me and my girl are in trouble!

Noooo...

Teach it how to produce...

Try to make him the next premo...

Then... you can be the proud father of the next premo...

Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 11:14 PM
Well I do have my BOSS BR-900 here with is a personal portable digital recorder. But if anything (if 2 boys) one can be like Kyo and the other Ai if anything.

I had a preggo scare not long ago. The morning I found out she was clean, I was so stoked. To be honest, the less connections I have with her the better, she's being such a bitch lately. I'm going to dump her soon

Well if your not feeling the relationship nows a good time to bail out. Even if there was a kid now would still be a good time to bail out. Just be there for the kid thats all a dad has to do.

Fudopi
12-30-2008, 11:15 PM
And be there while not hitting the kid... for no reason...

Ride The Sky
12-30-2008, 11:16 PM
This is why I'm sticking with abstinence. The only kids I will have to worry about, are the planned ones after I'm married.

d-ville skater
12-30-2008, 11:18 PM
HA how you live your fucking life, is beyond me.

Fudopi
12-30-2008, 11:19 PM
Alright though people...

stop with the condom comments.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbgPZlxbsUc&feature=related

Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 11:19 PM
And be there while not hitting the kid... for no reason...

And have some bad ass kids like the ones trying to have a baby that show up on Murry? Hell to the nizzal I'll whip my belt off like Pooty Tang.

Bleed the Freak
12-30-2008, 11:19 PM
who the hell uses skype?
Iono, I downloaded it because this girl promised to show me her boobs on it if i did. I never use it.

Fudopi
12-30-2008, 11:21 PM
And have some bad ass kids like the ones trying to have a baby that show up on Murry? Hell to the nizzal I'll whip my belt off like Pooty Tang.

Beat the shit outta the lil fucker if he does something wrong...

But don't just let your fiance turn into a crack hoe and start beatin em while your at work k?

Not that she would or anything... but still...

And dude unless your girl is rakin in mad cash then you're gonna need to start pullin hard for more money...

Bleed the Freak
12-30-2008, 11:21 PM
Well I do have my BOSS BR-900 here with is a personal portable digital recorder. But if anything (if 2 boys) one can be like Kyo and the other Ai if anything.



Well if your not feeling the relationship nows a good time to bail out. Even if there was a kid now would still be a good time to bail out. Just be there for the kid thats all a dad has to do.
I know, I'm going to take her out for her 16th birthday thursday, and then I'm done. I don't have the heart to dump her before her 16th and have her crying on it all day.

BakerForLife
12-30-2008, 11:23 PM
So do you know when she's due?

Fudopi
12-30-2008, 11:23 PM
I know, I'm going to take her out for her 16th birthday thursday, and then I'm done. I don't have the heart to dump her before her 16th and have her crying on it all day.

Dude...

Do you realize the potential here? Write a letter that says you're breaking up and give that to her as her gift... Then when she starts crying just be like "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

I mean, that would be epic and cruel at the same time...

epicly cruel..

Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 11:29 PM
Fud nah man you give her a birthday card late looks all happy on the outside and a break up letter on the inside. ALong with a cupon to some ice cream place.

Beat the shit outta the lil fucker if he does something wrong...

But don't just let your fiance turn into a crack hoe and start beatin em while your at work k?

Not that she would or anything... but still...

And dude unless your girl is rakin in mad cash then you're gonna need to start pullin hard for more money...

You've talked to Kook I think but her becoming a crack whoreis very low. She doesn't even like weed or beer that much. Its rare that she would do any of it.

So do you know when she's due?

Sometime in July since that'll be 9 months from Oct. I think, Im terrible at math and don't feel like thinking.

washington_man
12-30-2008, 11:30 PM
tell me if they were born on july 29, that'd make them the most blessed twins in all of japan

Fudopi
12-30-2008, 11:31 PM
You've talked to Kook I think but her becoming a crack whoreis very low. She doesn't even like weed or beer that much. Its rare that she would do any of it.



Sometime in July since that'll be 9 months from Oct. I think, Im terrible at math and don't feel like thinking.

Nah dude I didn't talk to your girlfriend...

That'd be weird...

And no it's due in june...

or maybe may

shit...

Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 11:34 PM
Nah dude I didn't talk to your girlfriend...

That'd be weird...

And no it's due in june...

or maybe may

shit...

Might have been Jumble well I know Akk did before. Im too lazy to go see.

Bleed the Freak
12-30-2008, 11:50 PM
Dude...

Do you realize the potential here? Write a letter that says you're breaking up and give that to her as her gift... Then when she starts crying just be like "HAPPY BIRTHDAY!"

I mean, that would be epic and cruel at the same time...

epicly cruel..
hahahaha, I'm probably better off just killing her right there, because if i did that, she'd probably try to kill herself. I'm sick of dating crazy bitches.

Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 11:53 PM
Ellegarden? They have a weird sound

BonesSkater
12-30-2008, 11:55 PM
This is why I'm sticking with abstinence. The only kids I will have to worry about, are the planned ones after I'm married.
just wrap it up. that is, unless you've already made a firm decision. I never talked to an abstinente person. what's it like?

Fudopi
12-31-2008, 12:00 AM
http://www.footballfanatics.com/MLB_Detroit_Tigers_Hats/Twins_Enterprise_Detroit_Tigers_Navy_Blue_Newborn_ Team_Baby_Beanie

Scroll down...

Get that stuff.

Breaking The Bond
12-31-2008, 06:17 AM
Damn, that sucks, but in a way it might be cool. What does a mix of asian/african american look like anyway?

The Sinistral
12-31-2008, 06:22 AM
how old are you? good luck and all

Breaking The Bond
12-31-2008, 06:28 AM
Fud nah man you give her a birthday card late looks all happy on the outside and a break up letter on the inside. ALong with a cupon to some ice cream place.



You've talked to Kook I think but her becoming a crack whoreis very low. She doesn't even like weed or beer that much. Its rare that she would do any of it.



Sometime in July since that'll be 9 months from Oct. I think, Im terrible at math and don't feel like thinking.
Tell me if they're born on the 26st July (my birthday).

bigmanbowers
12-31-2008, 08:29 AM
I guess we won't be seeing much of valo anymore.....

Ynot
12-31-2008, 08:35 AM
I guess we won't be seeing much of valo anymore.....
yeah we will, pretty soon it'll be threads on "Why the fuck is this baby crying?!?!?!" and "What are the best brand of diapers?"

Bill Cosby
12-31-2008, 09:13 AM
Yo i herd you like kids so we put a baby in yor baby so you can hate life while you hate life

Ynot
12-31-2008, 09:14 AM
Yo i herd you like kids so we put a baby in yor baby so you can hate life while you hate life
hehehe, dude i loved Pimp My Ride

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 09:42 AM
how old are you? good luck and all

22

Damn, that sucks, but in a way it might be cool. What does a mix of asian/african american look like anyway?

Im willing to bet Tiger Woods, but Im not fully sure if hes half Native American.

Grand_Hustle
12-31-2008, 09:59 AM
Push her down some steps.
















No really congradulations bro, keep us posted on the boy/girl status.


Gone With The Wind?

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 10:05 AM
Push her down some steps? Why and have my prints there. I would roll out my skateboard

Dr. Foundation
12-31-2008, 12:34 PM
Name one Akira.

better yet. name them both Akira.

good luck though. don't drink like crazy though that shit causes problems.


best of luck with them.

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 12:42 PM
Name one Akira.

better yet. name them both Akira.

good luck though. don't drink like crazy though that shit causes problems.

It only causes problems when you don't know when to say you've had too much to drink same with drugs. I know my limits, well minus when I had 151, 8 shots in 10-15 mins was a bad idea cause it hits you late. But drinking and drugs never caused me problems even after 8 years I can go months without them but I well admit its nice every now and then just not everyday.

But for names well we have all that down.
Boys- Junpei and Kanji
Girls- Yukiko and Yukari

Dr. Foundation
12-31-2008, 12:45 PM
isn't kanji like a form of writing in japanese or something like that?

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 12:47 PM
isn't kanji like a form of writing in japanese or something like that?

Yeah but it can also be a name, I work with a guy named Kanji. This is what Kanji writing looks like though 黒 キリスト

Dr. Foundation
12-31-2008, 12:52 PM
ah thats so cool. i used to be really into japanese culture and even tried teaching myself the language. i didnt get very far though haha. one day i really want to visit japan though it looks amazing.

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 12:54 PM
ah thats so cool. i used to be really into japanese culture and even tried teaching myself the language. i didnt get very far though haha. one day i really want to visit japan though it looks amazing.

It is so great here, people aren't crazy and really nice.

skatergirl555
12-31-2008, 12:59 PM
How about if you have a girl name her Utadu, like after Utadu Hikaru. But then again Yukiko or Yukari are awesome as well. I prefer Yukari.

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 01:23 PM
How about if you have a girl name her Utadu, like after Utadu Hikaru. But then again Yukiko or Yukari are awesome as well. I prefer Yukari.

Yeah we didn't really think of Utadu but I do like her songs same with BoA.

Fudopi
12-31-2008, 01:50 PM
How about Bulma?

But just so you don't do it... sbc will have absolutely nothing when you ask the questions Ynot said...

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 02:00 PM
Nah I can take care of a few kids, I watched my 2 little cuzs when they were a year old. Then they replay me by being scare of my till they turned 6 years old but hey its all good.

Fudopi
12-31-2008, 02:02 PM
One time when my cousin was like 4 he tried to fight my friend...

it was kinda funny.

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 02:05 PM
One time when my cousin was like 4 he tried to fight my friend...

it was kinda funny.

At that age when they want to throw a punch you have to block your nuts at all cost.

Fudopi
12-31-2008, 02:08 PM
At that age when they want to throw a punch you have to block your nuts at all cost.

Yeah...

My cousin and his brother would be like "If I punch your balls you can punch mine"

And we'd all just stare at em like... you're retards...

And you know Iowa plays South Carolina in the Outback Bowl.

Crazylikeafox
12-31-2008, 02:25 PM
Everyone on the dance floor is doomed. Hit the ground, shut your mouth!

Are these helicopters for me?

naked skater
12-31-2008, 03:09 PM
Show them this thread when they grow up.

DO IT FAGGOT.

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 03:11 PM
I pretty sure the database doesn't save threads that long.

naked skater
12-31-2008, 03:15 PM
Take close up pictures,printscreens,etc

naked skater
12-31-2008, 03:16 PM
oooh kasemie bby iv been mizzing u :(

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 03:19 PM
oooh kasemie bby iv been mizzing u :(

What?

naked skater
12-31-2008, 03:22 PM
I saw teak viewing this thread and havent talked to him in ages. :( lull

Grand_Hustle
12-31-2008, 06:11 PM
Brightside:You'll never have to rake the yard/do the dishes/clean up the house again.


Kids=free labor

i love drywall
12-31-2008, 06:15 PM
put them in a burlop sack and throw them in the colorado river, thats what i did when my dog had puppies.

bubbleboy
12-31-2008, 06:19 PM
put them in a burlop sack and throw them in the colorado river, thats what i did when my dog had puppies.
<3

MinusTheSkateboard
12-31-2008, 07:33 PM
i have abortions for fun

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 10:06 PM
put them in a burlop sack and throw them in the colorado river, thats what i did when my dog had puppies.

Why whould I go to Colorado? A plane ticket wouldn't be worth it.

StarcraftLedZeppelin
12-31-2008, 10:10 PM
Terrible two's will have an all new meaning for you.

Valo Negroth
12-31-2008, 10:21 PM
Terrible two's will have an all new meaning for you.

I plan to duck tape them to the walls, even duck tape can fix that! But if its 2 girls, teenage years will be pure hell! But at least I'll fun a few times in their lives, when I meet their boyfriends.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRiT3ISEN3M&fmt=18

Oh yeah thats going to go down!

stinkingfish
12-31-2008, 11:11 PM
congrats dude.