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ZipZinger
12-30-2008, 09:54 AM
my asshole boyfriend started arguing with me about what kind of underwear I'm allowed to wear according to him and he was being a real dick swearing at me and shit. all I was trying to do was calm him down and I told him I didn't want us to end up like his parents and that we shouldn't fight like this, real nice like, you know? but he flipped out in a drunken rage and exploded my nose with his fist. I mean for fucksake jackie chan, you're beating your woman not punching through a brick wall. either way I went and talked to his mom 'cause we're like tight as hell and she sent him way the hell across the country where he can't hurt me no more.

sorry guys, just wanted to vent a bit.

Sensory Amusia
12-30-2008, 09:55 AM
Your boyfriend is Jackie Chan? Nice.

(H‡TTING‡R)
12-30-2008, 09:56 AM
haha

sk8board15
12-30-2008, 09:57 AM
Wait am I missing something?

(H‡TTING‡R)
12-30-2008, 09:58 AM
yes

sk8board15
12-30-2008, 09:59 AM
I think I left my socks if you wouldn't mind shipping them to me.

enjoi the panda
12-30-2008, 10:07 AM
haha where did his mom send him?

Dr. Foundation
12-30-2008, 10:11 AM
lolbel-aire ^

Ellsworthskate
12-30-2008, 10:11 AM
wat

Slapdown
12-30-2008, 10:12 AM
Tell your boyfriend that Rush Hour 2 butchered the good work of Rush Hour 1.

popwar sk8er
12-30-2008, 10:16 AM
oh lawd

cocacola skater
12-30-2008, 10:33 AM
hahaha

ZipZinger
12-30-2008, 11:26 AM
you guys are slow.

http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/showthread.php?t=194543

ejackulation
12-30-2008, 11:36 AM
this is about baker_skater's thread earlier, he wrote he hit his girlfriend and did a detailed good story and turned it into a bel-air

The_Q
12-30-2008, 12:05 PM
this is about baker_skater's thread earlier, he wrote he hit his girlfriend and did a detailed good story and turned it into a bel-air
http://somecallmeduh.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/captainobvious.jpg

Shakezoola
12-30-2008, 12:43 PM
lul i c wut u did thar

objective
12-30-2008, 12:50 PM
http://somecallmeduh.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/captainobvious.jpg

not really. seeing as alot of the nubs in here have no idea whats going on.

Breaking The Bond
12-30-2008, 12:54 PM
This hasn't been done before.

ZipZinger
12-30-2008, 12:59 PM
This hasn't been done before.

neither have bel air jokes.

ChicknLittle
12-30-2008, 12:59 PM
Don't be such a girl.

Put the prick in line.

I mean I would have stabbed him.

Grand_Hustle
12-30-2008, 01:03 PM
Don't be such a girl.

Put the prick in line.

I mean I would have stabbed him.

Fuck you're stupid.

The_Q
12-30-2008, 01:44 PM
not really. seeing as alot of the nubs in here have no idea whats going on.
Yeah I just wanted to use that picture.

WhiteTrash
12-30-2008, 03:11 PM
Tell your boyfriend that Rush Hour 2 butchered the good work of Rush Hour 1.

haha really? I watched Rush Hour 2 last night and enjoyed it:-$

ejackulation
12-30-2008, 03:13 PM
not really. seeing as alot of the nubs in here have no idea whats going on.

Word

Wayfarer
12-30-2008, 03:55 PM
stay with him. at least now u know how confident and independent and masculine he is

Shred-Z
01-01-2009, 02:29 PM
punch him in the balls. he's a prick

Turboz
01-01-2009, 02:33 PM
punch him in the balls. he's a prickit is copypasta.

DVS_skater1
01-01-2009, 02:34 PM
not really. seeing as alot of the nubs in here have no idea whats going on.

we gotta keep the 09's up to date

Tardence
01-01-2009, 02:36 PM
Fucking faggot 09s...

AdioSkate229
01-01-2009, 02:42 PM
faggot 08s and 09s

(with the exception of a few)

almost a skater123
01-01-2009, 03:28 PM
r u a girl skater

almost a skater123
01-01-2009, 03:30 PM
Zip Zinger r u a girl skater

AdioSkate229
01-01-2009, 03:40 PM
yes she is a girl

Grand_Hustle
01-01-2009, 03:45 PM
Zip isn't a girl,in a thread a few days ago he talked about masturbating with a warm banana peel.

AdioSkate229
01-01-2009, 03:53 PM
who said girls cant masterbate with warm banana peels

Scoffman
01-01-2009, 04:01 PM
thats completely fucked up. how far did she send him. like to china or a neighboring town

Grand_Hustle
01-01-2009, 04:19 PM
who said girls cant masterbate with warm banana peels

That would have to be a stiff ass banana peel!


And to all of you slow motherfuckers,baker skater made a Bel Air about hitting his girlfriend.This is a joke,shut the hell up.

Turboz
01-01-2009, 04:23 PM
thats completely fucked up. how far did she send him. like to china or a neighboring townhttp://www.terminally-incoherent.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/slowpoke.gif

stinkingfish
01-01-2009, 04:37 PM
fuck I'm not going to lie I forgot about bel air. well played.

graffeedy5
01-01-2009, 04:46 PM
thats completely fucked up. how far did she send him. like to china or a neighboring town

i think he went to his auntie and uncle's in bel air