I feel so bad...

[baker_skater]

I hit my girlfriend today and feel like shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

[BakerForLife]

haha, that was good.

[Teak]

YOU GOT MEhttp://img243.imageshack.us/img243/5427/ctrl7lx2.png

[adude113]

Hahaha you asshole.

[Fudopi]

Dude... you didn't even get the lyrics right...

He's not mexican, not once in the song does he say "Yo homes"

[pmskate721]

that was so good

[Zeroskater11]

Oh fuck off hahahahahaha you got me.

[Big D]

I should've known...

[Alamo]

Dude... you didn't even get the lyrics right...

He's not mexican, not once in the song does he say "Yo homes"
then what did he say to the cab driver?

[sloth198]

Dick move.

[baker_skater]

Dude... you didn't even get the lyrics right...

He's not mexican, not once in the song does he say "Yo homes"

I didn't type it, copy and pasted it. And it's one of the few that got me and I haven't seen on here for a while so I put it up.

[rcthatsme]

hahaha

that was a good one

[Fudopi]

then what did he say to the cab driver?

GO HOME TO BEL AIR!

not

YO HOMES BEL AIR

But aside from having the lyrics wrong it was clever...

[Connect5]

you should have stole the cab drivers money

[elijah66]

saw it coming

[blakiethaghettokid]

GO HOME TO BEL AIR!

not

YO HOMES BEL AIR

But aside from having the lyrics wrong it was clever...

I thought it was "YO HOMES, TO BEL-AIR"...

and that was an awsome one

[magic mushroom]

GO HOME TO BEL AIR!

not

YO HOMES BEL AIR

But aside from having the lyrics wrong it was clever...

"Results 1 - 10 of about 272 for "go home to bel air". (0.15 seconds)"

"Results 1 - 10 of about 10,100 for "yo homes to bel air". (0.27 seconds)"

so i herd u fael.

I was pissing myself, tbh. and not at the bel airing.

[Dr. Foundation]

ahahaahhaha that was the best bel-air ive seen.

[Dillon-Zolkavich]

You got me there! haha

[ToeFace]

that was geepish

[Connect5]

http://www.deanhunt.com/images/freshprince.jpg

[Fudopi]

"Results 1 - 10 of about 272 for "go home to bel air". (0.15 seconds)"

"Results 1 - 10 of about 10,100 for "yo homes to bel air". (0.27 seconds)"

so i herd u fael.

I was pissing myself, tbh. and not at the bel airing.

You "fael"

Google scans pages/urls/tags etc. for the words you put in, each word is scanned...

The words in "Yo homes" are a lot more common than "go home"

Because Yo is said in nearly every sentence by some people and Homes could be used by anyone from a gang banger to a real estate website...

[emerica12]

Haa damn that was funny

[baker_skater]

You "fael"

Google scans pages/urls/tags etc. for the words you put in, each word is scanned...

The words in "Yo homes" are a lot more common than "go home"

Because Yo is said in nearly every sentence by some people and Homes could be used by anyone from a gang banger to a real estate website...

You fail.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/willsmith/freshprinceofbelairthemesong.html
http://www.metrolyrics.com/fresh-prince-of-bel-air-theme-lyrics-will-smith.html
http://artists.letssingit.com/will-smith-lyrics-the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-theme-song-dq8l5kj

[boodige]

aaaaah fuck you...

[WhiteTrash]

I will admit, he got me :(

[Lil T]

Duuude it's yo homes mang. Take a gander at one of the episodes and I was feeling sad because of this story until the bel air'd part then I just lol'ed. Haven't seen a bel air in a while.

[Tardence]

Lyrics were wrong but it's the thought that counts, fucking hilarious.

[God damn it make up your mind]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

[woop tang]

I saw it coming.

Am I great or what?

[objective]

GO HOME TO BEL AIR!

not

YO HOMES BEL AIR

But aside from having the lyrics wrong it was clever...

wrong.

and baker. you got me so good, damn you and your sneakiness

[Hktronic]

win.

[BonesSkater]

best bel air ever. I was about to say, "you kicked her ass".


EDIT: Baker Skater feeling bad about something? shit, I should have known it was a joke.

[Ride The Sky]

You completely got me, I will admit. I never saw it coming.

[swordman540]

Got me! This was ingenious!

[Silent Skater]

Fuck..

[KREAM]

you got me

[Valo Negroth]

Yeah I saw it coming, I read the later part before the first. Remember kids theres never a reason to hit a woman......"Shit", Shit is the reason to push an old man down some stairs just don't do it. Plus Chris Rock also dropped some great infomation.....

Theres never, EVER a reason to hit a woman, but that don't mean you can't shake the shit out of her!

[Turboz]

I saw it coming.

Am I great or what?that's because you go on /b/

[Breaking The Bond]

You're such a charade.

[WhiteyPanda]

you bastard

[MullenSucks]

I always thought it was "Yo holmes!"...

[Grand_Hustle]

Fuck,you had me going.

[popwar sk8er]

that was amazing

[Grand_Hustle]

I was like "Dude,that Philadelphian fucker punched his girlfriend"


baker,you still have a geeky accent

[the_unknown_soldier]

I read through half of it and thought it was real until I saw the first response. But still, probably one of the better Bel-Aires posted here.

[Ynot]

good thing i glanced at the end

[bigmanbowers]

haha that was good I was thinking "shit I can't wait to flame this kid for hitting a girl" and then I read the bottom paragraph

[deathbat411]

hahahaha you got me

[spyboy1o1]

Ahhh thats not cool >.<

[(H‡TTING‡R)]

ughh why cant any of these stories be real! ahha

[Sensory Amusia]

Fuck :\

[B for Baker]

I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

he did get the lyrics wrong, but no the yo homes part.


It's.... "I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8..."

[Sensory Amusia]

I'm pretty sure he said the lyrics wrong on purpose.

[sns]

he did get the lyrics wrong, but no the yo homes part.


It's.... "I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8..."

7=over 9000

[Kumquat]

Baker you son of a bitch...

[masterkickflip]

that hasnt been done a million times.

[B for Baker]

7=over 9000
......:blink:

[baker_skater]

that hasnt been done a million times.

Well apparently it worked.

[BonesSkater]

that hasnt been done a million times.
shut the fuck up.

[$0uL1CiTii*~]

hahah you got meh, quite lulzy

[kickflip4]

Hahaha, that was good. I read ZippZinger's thread before so it ruined it for me, but I totally would of fallen for it had I read this first.

[LetsGetGnarly]

I was actually believing it until...

My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

[Goon]

id posi you if i could, that was hilarious

[749IVLIFESKATER]

Haha, fucking got me good.

[Brado]

That was good.

i was about to call you a real piece of shit.

[DVS Skater]

You forgot to add You just lost the game. It would have been the definition of owned.

[the_unknown_soldier]

You forgot to add You just lost the game. It would have been the definition of owned.
Ah fuck you!

[DVS Skater]

Ah fuck you!
I just read the quote and made myself lose. Shit.

[EmericasBlackSkater]

I hit my girlfriend today and feel like shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
Oh mann.

[B for Baker]

You forgot to add You just lost the game. It would have been the definition of owned.

http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

[MinusTheSkateboard]

Why the fuck would you hit a girl?

[DVS Skater]

http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
You got me.

[B for Baker]

You got me.

thank you thank you

you are just having a horrible day
haha

[Skating Forever Even in Heaven]

I saw it coming, but that was funny as fuck.

[skatejersey]

oh man that was awesome

[the_unknown_soldier]

I'm going to post this as a bulliten on MySpace to see if I get anybody. Haha

[BonesSkater]

lol. do it.

[michaelo]

Damn you got me good. I was like shit this guy really hit his girlfriend.

[BobbyGanoosh]

posi

[FraJILeSoul]

fuckkkkk.
i got pwned like a little bitch.
my face was so close to the screen and everything.

[doobbz]

best one ive ever read hahah, so good