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baker_skater
12-29-2008, 10:24 PM
I hit my girlfriend today and feel like shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

BakerForLife
12-29-2008, 10:26 PM
haha, that was good.

Teak
12-29-2008, 10:27 PM
YOU GOT MEhttp://img243.imageshack.us/img243/5427/ctrl7lx2.png

adude113
12-29-2008, 10:27 PM
Hahaha you asshole.

Fudopi
12-29-2008, 10:28 PM
Dude... you didn't even get the lyrics right...

He's not mexican, not once in the song does he say "Yo homes"

pmskate721
12-29-2008, 10:29 PM
that was so good

Zeroskater11
12-29-2008, 10:32 PM
Oh fuck off hahahahahaha you got me.

Big D
12-29-2008, 10:32 PM
I should've known...

Alamo
12-29-2008, 10:32 PM
Dude... you didn't even get the lyrics right...

He's not mexican, not once in the song does he say "Yo homes"
then what did he say to the cab driver?

sloth198
12-29-2008, 10:34 PM
Dick move.

baker_skater
12-29-2008, 10:35 PM
Dude... you didn't even get the lyrics right...

He's not mexican, not once in the song does he say "Yo homes"

I didn't type it, copy and pasted it. And it's one of the few that got me and I haven't seen on here for a while so I put it up.

rcthatsme
12-29-2008, 10:36 PM
hahaha

that was a good one

Fudopi
12-29-2008, 10:36 PM
then what did he say to the cab driver?

GO HOME TO BEL AIR!

not

YO HOMES BEL AIR

But aside from having the lyrics wrong it was clever...

Connect5
12-29-2008, 10:36 PM
you should have stole the cab drivers money

elijah66
12-29-2008, 10:40 PM
saw it coming

blakiethaghettokid
12-29-2008, 10:40 PM
GO HOME TO BEL AIR!

not

YO HOMES BEL AIR

But aside from having the lyrics wrong it was clever...

I thought it was "YO HOMES, TO BEL-AIR"...

and that was an awsome one

magic mushroom
12-29-2008, 10:56 PM
GO HOME TO BEL AIR!

not

YO HOMES BEL AIR

But aside from having the lyrics wrong it was clever...

"Results 1 - 10 of about 272 for "go home to bel air". (0.15 seconds)"

"Results 1 - 10 of about 10,100 for "yo homes to bel air". (0.27 seconds)"

so i herd u fael.

I was pissing myself, tbh. and not at the bel airing.

Dr. Foundation
12-29-2008, 10:56 PM
ahahaahhaha that was the best bel-air ive seen.

Dillon-Zolkavich
12-29-2008, 10:57 PM
You got me there! haha

ToeFace
12-29-2008, 10:58 PM
that was geepish

Connect5
12-29-2008, 10:58 PM
http://www.deanhunt.com/images/freshprince.jpg

Fudopi
12-29-2008, 11:01 PM
"Results 1 - 10 of about 272 for "go home to bel air". (0.15 seconds)"

"Results 1 - 10 of about 10,100 for "yo homes to bel air". (0.27 seconds)"

so i herd u fael.

I was pissing myself, tbh. and not at the bel airing.

You "fael"

Google scans pages/urls/tags etc. for the words you put in, each word is scanned...

The words in "Yo homes" are a lot more common than "go home"

Because Yo is said in nearly every sentence by some people and Homes could be used by anyone from a gang banger to a real estate website...

emerica12
12-29-2008, 11:04 PM
Haa damn that was funny

baker_skater
12-29-2008, 11:08 PM
You "fael"

Google scans pages/urls/tags etc. for the words you put in, each word is scanned...

The words in "Yo homes" are a lot more common than "go home"

Because Yo is said in nearly every sentence by some people and Homes could be used by anyone from a gang banger to a real estate website...

You fail.

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/willsmith/freshprinceofbelairthemesong.html
http://www.metrolyrics.com/fresh-prince-of-bel-air-theme-lyrics-will-smith.html
http://artists.letssingit.com/will-smith-lyrics-the-fresh-prince-of-bel-air-theme-song-dq8l5kj

boodige
12-29-2008, 11:17 PM
aaaaah fuck you...

WhiteTrash
12-29-2008, 11:23 PM
I will admit, he got me :(

Lil T
12-29-2008, 11:31 PM
Duuude it's yo homes mang. Take a gander at one of the episodes and I was feeling sad because of this story until the bel air'd part then I just lol'ed. Haven't seen a bel air in a while.

Tardence
12-29-2008, 11:32 PM
Lyrics were wrong but it's the thought that counts, fucking hilarious.

God damn it make up your mind
12-29-2008, 11:43 PM
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahaha

woop tang
12-29-2008, 11:48 PM
I saw it coming.

Am I great or what?

objective
12-29-2008, 11:49 PM
GO HOME TO BEL AIR!

not

YO HOMES BEL AIR

But aside from having the lyrics wrong it was clever...

wrong.

and baker. you got me so good, damn you and your sneakiness

Hktronic
12-30-2008, 12:05 AM
win.

BonesSkater
12-30-2008, 12:22 AM
best bel air ever. I was about to say, "you kicked her ass".


EDIT: Baker Skater feeling bad about something? shit, I should have known it was a joke.

Ride The Sky
12-30-2008, 12:25 AM
You completely got me, I will admit. I never saw it coming.

swordman540
12-30-2008, 01:38 AM
Got me! This was ingenious!

Silent Skater
12-30-2008, 04:23 AM
Fuck..

KREAM
12-30-2008, 05:11 AM
you got me

Valo Negroth
12-30-2008, 05:26 AM
Yeah I saw it coming, I read the later part before the first. Remember kids theres never a reason to hit a woman......"Shit", Shit is the reason to push an old man down some stairs just don't do it. Plus Chris Rock also dropped some great infomation.....

Theres never, EVER a reason to hit a woman, but that don't mean you can't shake the shit out of her!

Turboz
12-30-2008, 05:53 AM
I saw it coming.

Am I great or what?that's because you go on /b/

Breaking The Bond
12-30-2008, 06:06 AM
You're such a charade.

WhiteyPanda
12-30-2008, 06:42 AM
you bastard

MullenSucks
12-30-2008, 06:50 AM
I always thought it was "Yo holmes!"...

Grand_Hustle
12-30-2008, 06:57 AM
Fuck,you had me going.

popwar sk8er
12-30-2008, 07:02 AM
that was amazing

Grand_Hustle
12-30-2008, 07:06 AM
I was like "Dude,that Philadelphian fucker punched his girlfriend"


baker,you still have a geeky accent

the_unknown_soldier
12-30-2008, 07:35 AM
I read through half of it and thought it was real until I saw the first response. But still, probably one of the better Bel-Aires posted here.

Ynot
12-30-2008, 07:43 AM
good thing i glanced at the end

bigmanbowers
12-30-2008, 07:59 AM
haha that was good I was thinking "shit I can't wait to flame this kid for hitting a girl" and then I read the bottom paragraph

deathbat411
12-30-2008, 08:14 AM
hahahaha you got me

spyboy1o1
12-30-2008, 08:17 AM
Ahhh thats not cool >.<

(H‡TTING‡R)
12-30-2008, 08:25 AM
ughh why cant any of these stories be real! ahha

Sensory Amusia
12-30-2008, 08:27 AM
Fuck :\

B for Baker
12-30-2008, 08:52 AM
I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

he did get the lyrics wrong, but no the yo homes part.


It's.... "I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8..."

Sensory Amusia
12-30-2008, 08:55 AM
I'm pretty sure he said the lyrics wrong on purpose.

sns
12-30-2008, 08:55 AM
he did get the lyrics wrong, but no the yo homes part.


It's.... "I pulled up to a house about 7 or 8..."

7=over 9000

Kumquat
12-30-2008, 08:57 AM
Baker you son of a bitch...

masterkickflip
12-30-2008, 09:23 AM
that hasnt been done a million times.

B for Baker
12-30-2008, 09:40 AM
7=over 9000
......:blink:

baker_skater
12-30-2008, 10:10 AM
that hasnt been done a million times.

Well apparently it worked.

BonesSkater
12-30-2008, 11:41 AM
that hasnt been done a million times.
shut the fuck up.

$0uL1CiTii*~
12-30-2008, 11:45 AM
hahah you got meh, quite lulzy

kickflip4
12-30-2008, 11:58 AM
Hahaha, that was good. I read ZippZinger's thread before so it ruined it for me, but I totally would of fallen for it had I read this first.

LetsGetGnarly
12-30-2008, 12:27 PM
I was actually believing it until...

My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.

Goon
12-30-2008, 12:40 PM
id posi you if i could, that was hilarious

749IVLIFESKATER
12-30-2008, 01:17 PM
Haha, fucking got me good.

Brado
12-30-2008, 01:31 PM
That was good.

i was about to call you a real piece of shit.

DVS Skater
12-30-2008, 01:56 PM
You forgot to add You just lost the game. It would have been the definition of owned.

the_unknown_soldier
12-30-2008, 02:03 PM
You forgot to add You just lost the game. It would have been the definition of owned.
Ah fuck you!

DVS Skater
12-30-2008, 02:06 PM
Ah fuck you!
I just read the quote and made myself lose. Shit.

EmericasBlackSkater
12-30-2008, 02:06 PM
I hit my girlfriend today and feel like shit.

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilege or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the cops or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about over 9000 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my thrown as the prince of bel air.
Oh mann.

B for Baker
12-30-2008, 02:11 PM
You forgot to add You just lost the game. It would have been the definition of owned.

http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh

MinusTheSkateboard
12-30-2008, 02:23 PM
Why the fuck would you hit a girl?

DVS Skater
12-30-2008, 02:26 PM
http://tinyurl.com/2g9mqh
You got me.

B for Baker
12-30-2008, 02:47 PM
You got me.

thank you thank you

you are just having a horrible day
haha

Skating Forever Even in Heaven
12-30-2008, 03:09 PM
I saw it coming, but that was funny as fuck.

skatejersey
12-30-2008, 03:13 PM
oh man that was awesome

the_unknown_soldier
12-30-2008, 06:48 PM
I'm going to post this as a bulliten on MySpace to see if I get anybody. Haha

BonesSkater
12-30-2008, 06:49 PM
lol. do it.

michaelo
12-30-2008, 06:52 PM
Damn you got me good. I was like shit this guy really hit his girlfriend.

BobbyGanoosh
12-30-2008, 07:17 PM
posi

FraJILeSoul
12-30-2008, 08:19 PM
fuckkkkk.
i got pwned like a little bitch.
my face was so close to the screen and everything.

doobbz
12-30-2008, 08:21 PM
best one ive ever read hahah, so good