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d-ville skater
12-29-2008, 06:54 PM
on the dick?

How unfortinate of a spider bite.

Discuss unfortinate-ness.

EDIT: Oh yea, I have a bad case of aracnaphobia.

Ynot
12-29-2008, 06:54 PM
hahaha at least somebody touched it haha

bigmanbowers
12-29-2008, 06:55 PM
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

lakai...um
12-29-2008, 06:56 PM
No no no, you want dogs to go for the peanut butter, not spiders.

Sensory Amusia
12-29-2008, 06:56 PM
The way you worded that made laugh haha. That sucks, does it hurt?

elijah66
12-29-2008, 06:56 PM
dude when i was like 3 or 4 i had a tick on my ballsack.

and when it was bath time that night after we got back from the woods, my mom came in with tweezers and used them to take it off. i still remember the pain.

/random

d-ville skater
12-29-2008, 06:57 PM
It sucks, it itches and kinda hurts when my pants and shit rub against it.

Of all the places, right on the fucking shaft of my dick.

Not my leg... Not my arm... just fucking dick.

Ynot
12-29-2008, 06:59 PM
It sucks, it itches and kinda hurts when my pants and shit rub against it.

Of all the places, right on the fucking shaft of my dick.

Not my leg... Not my arm... just fucking dick.
what did it crawl up your pant leg or something?

d-ville skater
12-29-2008, 06:59 PM
I was sleeping at my friends cabin, fuckers are everywhere. His sister woke up to a trantula on her bed lolz.

No no no, you want dogs to go for the peanut butter, not spiders.

Nah fool, its all good, your girlfriend licked it off just fine.

dude when i was like 3 or 4 i had a tick on my ballsack.

and when it was bath time that night after we got back from the woods, my mom came in with tweezers and used them to take it off. i still remember the pain.

/random

You poor thing. Thatd suck.

elijah66
12-29-2008, 07:00 PM
seriously

i didn't realize what was wrong with my ball sack at the time and why a tick was so bad.

objective
12-29-2008, 07:03 PM
I once had a spider bite on the left side of my sack. Like just one side of it swelled up so huge. It looked hilarious but itched like a motherfucker. So i just wore big baggy shorts for like 2 weeks and sat in the back of class so i could scratch all day.

d-ville skater
12-29-2008, 07:06 PM
seriously

i didn't realize what was wrong with my ball sack at the time and why a tick was so bad.

Did the bitch get huge? Those things get fat.

I once had a spider bite on the left side of my sack. Like just one side of it swelled up so huge. It looked hilarious but itched like a motherfucker. So i just wore big baggy shorts for like 2 weeks and sat in the back of class so i could scratch all day.

Did it look like you had a 3rd ball?

Fuck, when I woke up to take a piss, I thought my dick was growing a simese twin.

BonesSkater
12-29-2008, 07:09 PM
hahaha at least somebody touched it haha
hahahahahqahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

virus_805
12-29-2008, 07:11 PM
dude that fucking sucks balls i fell man i had some kind of pimple thing on my dick for like months then it turned black and i sratched it and it came off but yea that shit sucks ass

d-ville skater
12-29-2008, 07:15 PM
dude that fucking sucks balls i fell man i had some kind of pimple thing on my dick for like months then it turned black and i sratched it and it came off but yea that shit sucks ass

Id advice seeing a doctor next time.

BonesSkater
12-29-2008, 07:16 PM
dude that fucking sucks balls i fell man i had some kind of pimple thing on my dick for like months then it turned black and i sratched it and it came off but yea that shit sucks ass
WHAT THE FUCK MAN?! bro, go to the hospital next time.

Dr. Foundation
12-29-2008, 07:21 PM
how the FUCK does that even happen?

Emerica
12-29-2008, 07:21 PM
Um, how'd you know it was a spider?

new_skater99
12-29-2008, 07:23 PM
one time a girl bit my dick.

not really the same...

i bet mine hurt more

d-ville skater
12-29-2008, 07:24 PM
A... girl?

how the FUCK does that even happen?

I was about to go to sleep on the floor of my friends cabin in his room. I was watching Jackass 2.5, felt a weird little pinch on my dick, didnt really think of it. And yea. I was afraid to fall asleep the next night. I fucking HATE spiders.

Um, how'd you know it was a spider?

Fang marks. How it swelled. Its a spider bite.

virus_805
12-29-2008, 07:30 PM
WHAT THE FUCK MAN?! bro, go to the hospital next time.

Id advice seeing a doctor next time.

it was just like a regular pimpel except on my dick

how the FUCK does that even happen?

i have no idea

d-ville skater
12-29-2008, 07:31 PM
it was just like a regular pimpel except on my dick

Pimples are on yo face hun.

elijah66
12-29-2008, 07:37 PM
MAH NAME IS WILLIAM BAYNESH PIMPEL a

virus_805
12-29-2008, 07:38 PM
well then what the fuck was it!?

d-ville skater
12-29-2008, 07:41 PM
Thats why I adviced a doctor.

MAH NAME IS WILLIAM BAYNESH PIMPEL a

Oh hai thurr, yew new rown hurr?

objective
12-29-2008, 07:41 PM
Did the bitch get huge? Those things get fat.



Did it look like you had a 3rd ball?

Fuck, when I woke up to take a piss, I thought my dick was growing a simese twin.

It kind of did.

d-ville skater
12-29-2008, 07:42 PM
It kind of did.

loloh.

BakerForLife
12-29-2008, 07:44 PM
One time I was watching Rocket Power and feeling my pubes for God knows why, and I felt a little pebble shaped thing, and looked and it was a tick, and was all like "ew".

d-ville skater
12-29-2008, 07:47 PM
One time I was watching Rocket Power and feeling my pubes for God knows why, and I felt a little pebble shaped thing, and looked and it was a tick, and was all like "ew".

You need to wash better, damn.

Big D
12-29-2008, 07:50 PM
I got a spider bite in my ear. shit's scary, for all i know it could be living in my head now.

d-ville skater
12-29-2008, 07:52 PM
I got a spider bite in my ear. shit's scary, for all i know it could be living in my head now.

Probably is, if your stupid enough to think that now.

kickflip4
12-29-2008, 07:54 PM
Probably is, if your stupid enough to think that now.

Hahahaha.

Big D
12-29-2008, 07:55 PM
Well I hope it is.

virus_805
12-29-2008, 08:06 PM
I got a spider bite in my ear. shit's scary, for all i know it could be living in my head now.

what the fuck?
thats some creazy shit

boodige
12-29-2008, 08:36 PM
dude when i was like 3 or 4 i had a tick on my ballsack.

and when it was bath time that night after we got back from the woods, my mom came in with tweezers and used them to take it off. i still remember the pain.

/random

dud i actually had that, like three years ago
twas the weirdest thing...

a spider also bit me on my dick, and not only once, like fucking 5 or six times
it scrathced like crazy, and it didnt go away for like two/3 weeks
i was always trying to scratch my balls in class without anyone seeing
very bad/mest up experience...

sloth198
12-29-2008, 08:39 PM
It sucks, it itches and kinda hurts when my pants and shit rub against it.

Of all the places, right on the fucking shaft of my dick.

Not my leg... Not my arm... just fucking dick.

fucking god.
i've had a bite like right above my dick.
it was the worst. dick bites ftl.