Sorry for the stupid question, but...

[Dash]

What is the name of that guy who abducts you when you say his name so that you don't get to finish what you're typi

[Connect5]

bloody mary.

[Dash]

bloody mary.

No, it's a guys name.

[codyguy]

i thought he abducted you alre

[late_flip]

what about the guy who's breaks things when you say his name?

....uhmm,

lord moldybutt?

[andsd91]

wat?

[I_live_to_skate]

oh shi-

[Ibanez]

Oh! I remember his name. I better tell you before I get abduc

[Dash]

Oh! I remember his name. I better tell you before I get abduc

Nooooooooooooooooo

[Dr. Foundation]

is this the culprit?

http://img.4chan.org/b/src/1218608494177.jpg

i hear his name i---------------------

[Connect5]

is it beetlejuice?

[Vans4eva]

lolwu

[Dash]

Answer my question before he comes ba

[shampoo]

Hey, guys. What the fuck is with all th

[Dash]

Hey, guys. What the fuck is with all th

But in all reality, wasn't his name something like Winterjack?

POSI FOR WHOEVER FINDS IT

[Ibanez]

I dont remember... Sorry. Wait... I hear footsteps outside my room. brb..........

[Dash]

I dont remember... Sorry. Wait... I hear footsteps outside my room. brb..........

noez

[codyguy]

i just escaped from him and his nametag sai

[Dash]

i just escaped from him and his nametag sai

damn

[Mr. EorDie]

amidoinitr..........

[BritishBoarder]

Finish your fucking sentances you immature tw

[baker_skater]

So I found out the secret to life, it's such an easy concept too. All you gotta do is te

[Dash]

Whatever, I have to go to school in 7.5 hours so I'll check back up on this in like 15 hours. I BETTER HAVE AN ANSWER.

[nwodafometsys]

I like big black c

[BritishBoarder]

ake

[Vans4eva]

^ahahaha I was gonna put orn but you beat me too it.

[awqaw]

what is his name?

[nwodafometsys]

Why do you type like th

[kas]

It's candlejack. But everyone knows it's just some stupid old joke from 4chan nothing actually happens when you ty

[JerseySucks]

Dude, I seriously tried that once and everything went black and then all of a sudde

[Smokin' Whale]

lol its gettin out of hand n

[late_flip]

Holy shit you guys, I finnaly got my dog to speak english!

Its like, you gotta say these very simple words.

its jus

[WhatThe]

Guys i have a bo

[Clayton or die]

ner

[RebelSkater]

i highly doubt anyone's going to answer the thread maker's question because everyone keeps cutting there sentence o

[zoo yorker]

I'm just gonna post goatse in this thread like 400 times
[img]http://www.goats

[tobsta123]

Oh No You Di.....

[JerseySucks]

Goatse?! I think it's time for me to drop my banh-

[Smokin' Whale]

Full sentences are overr

[kensil811]

I am immune.

[Dr. Foundation]

im going to die. before i do though, i want to tell you all that i'm actually

[kensil811]

gay?

[Dr. Foundation]

....pwnt

[Braden Adio skater]

bloody mary.

i hate you

[BritishBoarder]

candlejack. Nothings happening this is ga

[setsujin]

Ronald mcdonalds!

[Breaking The Bond]

You guys are all a bunch of fucking fa

[Burrut]

this is such bullshit, there is no way some guy is gunna come and take me away from my desk and kill m

[drizzle]

hai guise wats goin on in dis thr

[xpn0yk0nceptzx]

oh snapz0rs...i hella know what you're talking about....i remember reading about it once on some other website an

EDIT: escaped his evil grasped!....i only have enough time to type out Rosie O'Do

[Mr. Electric Ocean]

oh fuc

[boodige]

I am immune.

lucky bi

[SkaterPotater]

Idk my bff Ji

[Mr. EorDie]

look guise i can type a full sente

[Vans4eva]

Man, I got some bad news, I think I just slept with my s

[I EAT BABIES]

You guys are fucking stupid, you have to actually say "candlejack" before he abduc

[Carva]

Haha, this thread is great, even though we all know nothing fucking happens if you sa

[xpn0yk0nceptzx]

wouldn't it be funny if he got you at the right time so what you ended up not finishing sounded real funny....anyways, i was thinking about this radio i won at school...i got it in the ass

[xVivalaskater94x]

I just got done taking a sh

[fulltimeskater]

What is going on in he

[Turboz]

lets get invisible

[I_Ride_Girls]

OK guys, I said "Candlejack", but nothing has happened so far, so you guys are obviously full of sh

[jakeblueisballin]

Candlejack, oooh I am sooooo sc

[Christopher_Navarro]

i like penis.
:D nothing happ

[RideMyWood]

i asked a guy if he wanted to pack a bowl and he said n

[popwar sk8er]

candlejackcandlejackcandlejackcandlejackcandlejack candlejack

see?nothing happened at a

[jakeblueisballin]

Oh jesus. Thank you, CandleJack returned me. I was scared. He abducted me. He tried to ra

[SkaterPotater]

I'm gonna be the cool guy who says "candlejack" and then types a full senten

[jakeblueisballin]

Candlejack can suck my peni

[nwodafometsys]

You guys think you're all so fucking clever. Candlejack isn't real you. You guys are all h

[Brutusoo]

Ahah, all of you are so fucking lame.

*Not including IEB, who isn't a complete fucking faggot.

[JerseySucks]

Fuck you, Candlejack is serious busine

[Brutusoo]

I don't care what lame memes they want to use, atleast do it right.

[skateron NC 539]

I love how everyone who stops their sentence somehow types again. and again. and aga

[zoo yorker]

I love how everyone who stops their sentence somehow types again. and again. and aga

Oh really? 'cause I love y

[skateron NC 539]

here we go........i'm goonnnna be badass......candlejack..... i did it woot woot yeah i rock. I just slept with zoo yorkers m

[Billabong]

Candlejack. Do i win?

[Sev7nTGWTM]

dewd wtf?

[Hombre]

You are all total newfags who don't realize how shitty memes work.
Twas Candlejack.

[RUFNbanned]

Black Peop

[zoo yorker]

here we go........i'm goonnnna be badass......candlejack..... i did it woot woot yeah i rock. I just slept with zoo yorkers m

My mom's a lesb

[Hombre]

Either you are all total idiots, or I just got seriously trolled.

[SkaterPotater]

Either you are all total idiots, or I just got seriously trolled.
You're a fucking idio

[Follow Your Dreams]

Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And Id like to take a minute just sit right there
Ill tell you how I became the prince of a town called bel-air

In west philadelfia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys said were up in no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said youre moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air

I whistled for a cab and when it came near the
Licensplate said fresh and had a dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought now forget it, yo home to bel-air

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight
And I yelled to the cabby yo, home smell you later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To settle my throne as the prince of bel-

[Flipped]

what about the guy who's breaks things when you say his name?

....uhmm,

lord moldybutt?

Hahaha, Billy and Mandy.

[Billabong]

You're a fucking idio

^^That guy neg'd me cause i didn't get abdu-

[rcthatsme]

8====

[Vans4eva]

Whoa, I made billions by doing a simple co

[kickflip4]

So I found out the secret to life, it's such an easy concept too. All you gotta do is te

This is ruined. If you had left off at "is", it would have been an endless and impossible to find answer. But now that you have "te", and it says "All you gotta do is...", we know it must be some sort of verb starting with te. Such as:

-Teach
-Tell
-Teleport
-Test


So we could find some more sort of specificity to this "secret" if we really wanted to.

Fail.

[strikemcgee]

This is ruined. If you had left off at "is", it would have been an endless and impossible to find answer. But now that you have "te", and it says "All you gotta do is...", we know it must be some sort of verb starting with te. Such as:

-Teach
-Tell
-Teleport
-Test


So we could find some more sort of specificity to this "secret" if we really wanted to.

Fail.

haha that was fucking bru

[Hombre]

This is ruined. If you had left off at "is", it would have been an endless and impossible to find answer. But now that you have "te", and it says "All you gotta do is...", we know it must be some sort of verb starting with te. Such as:

-Teach
-Tell
-Teleport
-Test


So we could find some more sort of specificity to this "secret" if we really wanted to.

Fail.
The closer you are to telling us, the better. He did just enough to tease us, but not enough to be cliche.

[skateEmerica69]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/5d/Candlejackinmy.jpg

[enjoi the panda]

Rumpelstiltskin?

[jakeblueisballin]

Dude. You guys don't know anything. Candlejack isn't rea

[FREELOVEPARK]

its matt damon.

[jakeblueisballin]

Candle Jack is nothing like Matt Damo

[RUFNbanned]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/c/ce/Epic_candlejack_copypasta.jpg/800px-Epic_candlejack_copypasta.jpg

[late_flip]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/c/ce/Epic_candlejack_copypasta.jpg/800px-Epic_candlejack_copypasta.jpg

She quickly lowered her her cunt twords wh

[NotEvenDM]

candle ja

[Sevendust]

candlejack is my BR

[brandonkayda07]

this is seriously fucking la

[Popwar Pill]

Fuck every single one of you who participated in this.

[Turboz]

too bad I didn't participate in this.

[Mr. EorDie]

too bad i didn't participate in this.

[Connect5]

too bad i didn't participate in th

[woop tang]

Everyone cease this candlejack faggotry right n

[jakeblueisballin]

I'm gonna need more rope.

[Monkeyskater]

his name is candlejack and he's not even r

[badasskater1]

his names candlejack, and he is not real.

[Mr. EorDie]

her name is jackcandle and shes not even fake

[zoo yorker]

It's name is Jake Kandle and that's not even in the non-fiction section of Barnes & Nobles

[jakeblueisballin]

his names candlejack, and he is not r.
Fix'd.

Guys. Remember, CandleJack needs more r

[ToeFace]

Well fuc

[Teak]

i could've swore i posted in here bef

[dutch madman]

what the hell is candlejack? i call shen

[fulltimeskater]

Hey guys I found out how to kill Candlejack, just h

[shampoo]

This is the gayest thing I've taken part in all da

[Dash]

Whoa, thank you, I just checked back on it. I knew it had Jack in it. Candlejack kicks ass. I just had a mental org

[badasskater1]

guys, seriously. this is getting really o

[Taaffe]

Penises are aw

[JerseySucks]

Seriously, this thread is retarded. You are honestly a fool if you think saying candlejack is going to get you abduc

[Vlad the Conqueror]

this candlejack thread is ga

[froto]

do you think candlejack would like co

[Vlad the Conqueror]

do you think candlejack would like co

nah, I bet candlejack would definitely prefer some c

[BobbyGanoosh]

i never even clicked on this thread, but im so glad i did. its fucking fu

[HUnGary_SAmUraI]

too bad i didn't participate in th

hahhahahaah loling so hard hahahahahaha

fucking best bandwagon post

[BobbyGanoosh]

FUCK I DROPPED ALL MY FUCKIN SKITTLES!

the whole bag. sh

[Grey Fox93]

I like this thre

[Teak]

well nothing to do now but finish this sentence uninterrup

[Vlad the Conqueror]

so guys, lets change the subject from this candlejack crap. Lets talk about fe