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GetBent
08-12-2008, 07:53 PM
lets open this thread up with no regrets

i was fapping earlier today, you know the usual, no ones home, i had a random erection...etc etc

so i sit down in front of my computer and bring up some porn, and out of nowhere i see a picture of a black dude with possibly the biggest dick ive ever seen in my life, i was ashamed because i didnt x out of the page, i just looked and was like....WTF??? im talking it was about the size of my arm, and i see this all the time but now i feel the need to ask someone about it...

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN? how is it possible? i mean how much blood do u need to get flowing to the dick to get it up? i feel like you would just die...

also i fucking hate it when something for like fuckedupfacials or whatever comes on, and its a video of a guy just like spraying gallons of man chowder all over a girl, again...

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN? id say a fuckin tablespoon would be normal, but it just keeps fuckin spraying, its fucking repulsive....egggghhhh

ok enough with that talk

so recently ive been getting this rash on the top of my ass after skating, and i know what its from, i sweat like a fuckin animal and my boxers get wet and the friction..etc etc etc so it gives me a rash and it looks like i have acne all over the top of my ass, it usually goes away after a few hours after i shower but how can i prevent this? i mean theres this girl im seeing and ive done everything but sex with her and i know its coming within the next couple days, but i dont want this red bumpy shit all over my ass when im fucking her, it seems that it would be very unattractive for the lack of a better term

/rant
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Burrut
08-12-2008, 07:54 PM
for real, i saw this one porn, two of the biggest fuckind penises i've ever fucking seen. i guarentee two plus feet.

Sevendust
08-12-2008, 07:54 PM
OMG IS NOT FAKE OR ANYTHING!!!!!a

Billabong
08-12-2008, 07:57 PM
Uhhh. Ya. Im not sure what to say broskeee. Not sure what to say about ANY of it. Good Luck with everything.

GetBent
08-12-2008, 08:02 PM
how the fuck can you have a fake fleshy massive penis and fake gallons of cum come out of a penis?

new_skater99
08-12-2008, 08:03 PM
huge dicks are so overrated. anywhere between 6-8 inches is fine, any bigger is just kind of weird.

Emerica
08-12-2008, 08:04 PM
I'm pretty sure that is physically impossible. The average dick is only 4 inches. While I consider myself above average, being that big can't be real.

Vans4eva
08-12-2008, 08:05 PM
For some reason, Cum Showers make me laugh, the chick anxious to get her face blown to smithereen's by A gallon of said"Man chowder" really get me the lulz.

GetBent
08-12-2008, 08:07 PM
thats fucked dude, it makes me sick to my stomach

iamtheyeti
08-12-2008, 08:11 PM
huge dicks are so overrated. anywhere between 6-8 inches is fine, any bigger is just kind of weird.

is that right

๏_๏
08-12-2008, 08:12 PM
lets open this thread up with no regrets

i was fapping earlier today, you know the usual, no ones home, i had a random erection...etc etc

so i sit down in front of my computer and bring up some porn, and out of nowhere i see a picture of a black dude with possibly the biggest dick ive ever seen in my life, i was ashamed because i didnt x out of the page, i just looked and was like....WTF??? im talking it was about the size of my arm, and i see this all the time but now i feel the need to ask someone about it...

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN? how is it possible? i mean how much blood do u need to get flowing to the dick to get it up? i feel like you would just die...

also i fucking hate it when something for like fuckedupfacials or whatever comes on, and its a video of a guy just like spraying gallons of man chowder all over a girl, again...

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN? id say a fuckin tablespoon would be normal, but it just keeps fuckin spraying, its fucking repulsive....egggghhhh

ok enough with that talk

so recently ive been getting this rash on the top of my ass after skating, and i know what its from, i sweat like a fuckin animal and my boxers get wet and the friction..etc etc etc so it gives me a rash and it looks like i have acne all over the top of my ass, it usually goes away after a few hours after i shower but how can i prevent this? i mean theres this girl im seeing and ive done everything but sex with her and i know its coming within the next couple days, but i dont want this red bumpy shit all over my ass when im fucking her, it seems that it would be very unattractive for the lack of a better term

/rant
/weirdshitthatyoudontneccessarilydontwanttobereadin gaboutespeciallyallthedickshitmybadguysijusthadtog etitoffmychestimeanseriously

it's fake, ive seen that shit before too
it's obviously fake..

GetBent
08-12-2008, 08:13 PM
how tho, i mean HOW

๏_๏
08-12-2008, 08:14 PM
how tho, i mean HOW

i would imagine giant rubber dildos and adhesive..

GetBent
08-12-2008, 08:14 PM
huge dicks are so overrated. anywhere between 6-8 inches is fine, any bigger is just kind of weird.

i really hope you are female or at least have female parts

live_breath_skate
08-12-2008, 08:14 PM
cant be real...biggest dick recorded i remember was 12in a while ago...(it was in hustler mag, and i saw this mexican guy with his fat wang hangin out and i was like wtf?!?! and the caption explained)
average is 4??? thats crazy, im 8

and i dunno wut to say about ur rash except dont skate before you do her

GetBent
08-12-2008, 08:17 PM
its hard tho, i skate for my job

GetBent
08-12-2008, 08:18 PM
oh and congrats on having double the size of the average dick

Emerica
08-12-2008, 08:18 PM
cant be real...biggest dick recorded i remember was 12in a while ago...(it was in hustler mag, and i saw this mexican guy with his fat wang hangin out and i was like wtf?!?! and the caption explained)
average is 4??? thats crazy, im 8

and i dunno wut to say about ur rash except dont skate before you do her

Non erect.

EmericasBlackSkater
08-12-2008, 08:19 PM
damn africans.

StreetLight
08-12-2008, 08:20 PM
cant be real...biggest dick recorded i remember was 12in a while ago...(it was in hustler mag, and i saw this mexican guy with his fat wang hangin out and i was like wtf?!?! and the caption explained)
average is 4??? thats crazy, im 8

and i dunno wut to say about ur rash except dont skate before you do her

no its not, you're full of shit. How old are you 14? You still have 5-7 years of development left and you're already twice as big as the average? bullshit.

Besides my point how big your penis is DOESNT EVEN FUCKING MATTER, its how much you use it. My friend has for all intensive purposes (yes im aware of how gay this sounds) a small dick, but that fucker is out every weekend pulling in more pussy than i can ever dream of. And personally i think thats more impressive than having a giant penis.

nwodafometsys
08-12-2008, 08:21 PM
huge dicks are so overrated. anywhere between 6-8 inches is fine, any bigger is just kind of weird.We already fucking know that you're gay.

Emerica
08-12-2008, 08:22 PM
no its not, you're full of shit. How old are you 14? You still have 5-7 years of development left and you're already twice as big as the average? bullshit.

Besides my point how big your penis is DOESNT EVEN FUCKING MATTER, its how much you use it. My friend has for all intensive purposes (yes im aware of how gay this sounds) a small dick, but that fucker is out every weekend pulling in more pussy than i can ever dream of. And personally i think thats more impressive than having a giant penis.

It's not the size of the wave, its the motion of the ocean.

kas
08-12-2008, 08:23 PM
Everyone's seen those, it's obvious they're fake though. It's always coming out of pants or the base is off screen or something.
I'm pretty sure that is physically impossible. The average dick is only 4 inches. While I consider myself above average, being that big can't be real.

ahaha I thought average was like 6, if it's 4 I'm really fucking special

๏_๏
08-12-2008, 08:24 PM
Everyone's seen those, it's obvious they're fake though. It's always coming out of pants or the base is off screen or something.




or they very clearly dont have a ballsack

GetBent
08-12-2008, 08:28 PM
now that i think of it, its always been coming out of the pants...hmmmm

also 4 cant be the average, thats just laughable, i believe its around 6 or 7

Dr. Foundation
08-12-2008, 08:28 PM
go onnnn

adude113
08-12-2008, 08:30 PM
go onnnn

That's what she said. OMG LOLOLOL

StreetLight
08-12-2008, 08:33 PM
I'm just going to go on record and say every guy thinks they have a gigantic penis, i have never met a guy who openly admitted to having a small dick. And if you're wondering bragging about your huge cock on a skateboard forum predominately frequented by men, doesn't make you look gay at all.

GetBent
08-12-2008, 08:37 PM
i dont think i have a gigantic penis....


in fact i do wish i was bigger, im like 6

iJustDroppedMySkittles
08-12-2008, 08:38 PM
God gave black people big dicks to make up for putting pubes on there heads.

sk8mafia
08-12-2008, 08:43 PM
God gave black people big dicks to make up for putting pubes on there heads.
bahahahaha!

๏_๏
08-12-2008, 08:44 PM
i dont think i have a gigantic penis....


in fact i do wish i was bigger, im like 6

thanks for telling the internet

GetBent
08-12-2008, 08:46 PM
i was just saying cause that idiot was like everyone thinks they have a huge dick

i was just proving him wrong

froto
08-12-2008, 08:55 PM
I'm pretty sure that is physically impossible. The average dick is only 4 inches. While I consider myself above average, being that big can't be real.

4 inches isnt shit dude. i thought 6 was average.

V3
08-12-2008, 09:01 PM
4 inches?

You sure you didnt accidentally type "average asian dick"?

Videon
08-12-2008, 09:57 PM
God gave black people big dicks to make up for putting pubes on there heads.
Dude, fucking win.

manual-man1112
08-12-2008, 10:08 PM
lets open this thread up with no regrets

i was fapping earlier today, you know the usual, no ones home, i had a random erection...etc etc

so i sit down in front of my computer and bring up some porn, and out of nowhere i see a picture of a black dude with possibly the biggest dick ive ever seen in my life, i was ashamed because i didnt x out of the page, i just looked and was like....WTF??? im talking it was about the size of my arm, and i see this all the time but now i feel the need to ask someone about it...

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN? how is it possible? i mean how much blood do u need to get flowing to the dick to get it up? i feel like you would just die...

also i fucking hate it when something for like fuckedupfacials or whatever comes on, and its a video of a guy just like spraying gallons of man chowder all over a girl, again...

HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN? id say a fuckin tablespoon would be normal, but it just keeps fuckin spraying, its fucking repulsive....egggghhhh

ok enough with that talk

so recently ive been getting this rash on the top of my ass after skating, and i know what its from, i sweat like a fuckin animal and my boxers get wet and the friction..etc etc etc so it gives me a rash and it looks like i have acne all over the top of my ass, it usually goes away after a few hours after i shower but how can i prevent this? i mean theres this girl im seeing and ive done everything but sex with her and i know its coming within the next couple days, but i dont want this red bumpy shit all over my ass when im fucking her, it seems that it would be very unattractive for the lack of a better term

/rant
/weirdshitthatyoudontneccessarilydontwanttobereadin gaboutespeciallyallthedickshitmybadguysijusthadtog etitoffmychestimeanseriously

lol, thats monstersofcock.com, it's a rubber dick and they basically pump fake cum through the thing for the comedic effect. theres clips all over xvideos.com.


and the average is 5 inchs.

phxazlovestoshred
08-12-2008, 11:15 PM
God gave black people big dicks to make up for putting pubes on there heads.

lmao hahahahahahhhaa