View Full Version : Chuck Norris and Google.
jakeblueisballin
08-12-2008, 10:15 AM
Go to google.
Type in Find Chuck Norris
Then hit "I am feelin lucky"
haha It's pretty funny.
AdioSkate229
08-12-2008, 10:17 AM
chuck norris jokes are old
iamtheyeti
08-12-2008, 10:17 AM
lul
SUPER GRAND
08-12-2008, 10:33 AM
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
nwodafometsys
08-12-2008, 10:37 AM
I can't believe someone would even post something this old.
Turboz
08-12-2008, 10:43 AM
of course this is old, don't point out the obvious. They are still funny though.
Zero_Blood
08-12-2008, 10:44 AM
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.haha funny shit
Follow Your Dreams
08-12-2008, 10:46 AM
Chuck Norris can eat only one Lay's Potato Chip.
Turboz
08-12-2008, 10:50 AM
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Connect5
08-12-2008, 11:03 AM
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
no.
WhatThe
08-12-2008, 11:04 AM
lol this is so old haha.
Chuck norris doesnt teabag the ladies; he potato sacks them~
thats my favorite, haha
Ellsworthskate
08-12-2008, 11:08 AM
Hey welcome to the internet man, I know there is a lot of stuff here and it can seem kind of intimidating at first but you'll get used to it after awhile.
Sevendust
08-12-2008, 11:10 AM
chuck norris laid face down, had an erection and struck oil.
Turboz
08-12-2008, 11:11 AM
practice doesn't really make perfect, because there can only be one Chuck Norris in the universe.
galloway
08-12-2008, 11:33 AM
im pretty sure someone found that out and poste it on here a while ago...
SUPER GRAND
08-12-2008, 11:36 AM
im pretty sure someone found that out and poste it on here a while ago...
Still cool.
Follow Your Dreams
08-12-2008, 11:37 AM
No matter how lame they may be, Chuck Norris jokes make me laugh. In reality, stupidity just makes me laugh.
zoo yorker
08-12-2008, 11:38 AM
Chuck Norris is gay as fuck
Follow Your Dreams
08-12-2008, 11:38 AM
Chuck Norris is gay as fuck
funniezzzz
Skatebraydenskate
08-12-2008, 11:41 AM
lol i didnt expect that.
manual-man1112
08-12-2008, 11:53 AM
click on the new facts tab, i havent heard any of those yet.
a few i liked were "when chuck stands in front of a mirror, he sees nothing, cuz theres only one chuck norris."
"chuck norris has a vacation home on the sun"
"Chuck Norris uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin."
UnknownSkater
08-12-2008, 12:25 PM
Chuck Ballsack.
naked skater
08-12-2008, 12:32 PM
When Chuck Norris brushes his teeth he uses toothpaste.
Mr. EorDie
08-12-2008, 01:08 PM
When Chuck Norris brushes his teeth he uses toothpaste.
1/10
find better jokes
naked skater
08-12-2008, 01:11 PM
I'm sorry.
blindskater is back
08-12-2008, 01:12 PM
Chuck Norris doesnt read, he stares at the book untill it gives him the info he wants.
Trevorishere
08-12-2008, 03:03 PM
lol. these are funny, havent heard some of these
treflippers!
08-12-2008, 03:20 PM
My personal favourite.
"Chuck Norris was so angry that he couldnt get an Egg McMuffin at 10:35 am at McDonalds, he round house kicked it and turned it into a Wendys."
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