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jakeblueisballin
08-12-2008, 10:15 AM
Go to google.
Type in Find Chuck Norris
Then hit "I am feelin lucky"

haha It's pretty funny.

AdioSkate229
08-12-2008, 10:17 AM
chuck norris jokes are old

iamtheyeti
08-12-2008, 10:17 AM
lul

SUPER GRAND
08-12-2008, 10:33 AM
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

nwodafometsys
08-12-2008, 10:37 AM
I can't believe someone would even post something this old.

Turboz
08-12-2008, 10:43 AM
of course this is old, don't point out the obvious. They are still funny though.

Zero_Blood
08-12-2008, 10:44 AM
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.haha funny shit

Follow Your Dreams
08-12-2008, 10:46 AM
Chuck Norris can eat only one Lay's Potato Chip.

Turboz
08-12-2008, 10:50 AM
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Connect5
08-12-2008, 11:03 AM
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
no.

WhatThe
08-12-2008, 11:04 AM
lol this is so old haha.

Chuck norris doesnt teabag the ladies; he potato sacks them~


thats my favorite, haha

Ellsworthskate
08-12-2008, 11:08 AM
Hey welcome to the internet man, I know there is a lot of stuff here and it can seem kind of intimidating at first but you'll get used to it after awhile.

Sevendust
08-12-2008, 11:10 AM
chuck norris laid face down, had an erection and struck oil.

Turboz
08-12-2008, 11:11 AM
practice doesn't really make perfect, because there can only be one Chuck Norris in the universe.

galloway
08-12-2008, 11:33 AM
im pretty sure someone found that out and poste it on here a while ago...

SUPER GRAND
08-12-2008, 11:36 AM
im pretty sure someone found that out and poste it on here a while ago...

Still cool.

Follow Your Dreams
08-12-2008, 11:37 AM
No matter how lame they may be, Chuck Norris jokes make me laugh. In reality, stupidity just makes me laugh.

zoo yorker
08-12-2008, 11:38 AM
Chuck Norris is gay as fuck

Follow Your Dreams
08-12-2008, 11:38 AM
Chuck Norris is gay as fuck

funniezzzz

Skatebraydenskate
08-12-2008, 11:41 AM
lol i didnt expect that.

manual-man1112
08-12-2008, 11:53 AM
click on the new facts tab, i havent heard any of those yet.

a few i liked were "when chuck stands in front of a mirror, he sees nothing, cuz theres only one chuck norris."

"chuck norris has a vacation home on the sun"

"Chuck Norris uses red hot lava to moisturize his skin."

UnknownSkater
08-12-2008, 12:25 PM
Chuck Ballsack.

naked skater
08-12-2008, 12:32 PM
When Chuck Norris brushes his teeth he uses toothpaste.

Mr. EorDie
08-12-2008, 01:08 PM
When Chuck Norris brushes his teeth he uses toothpaste.

1/10
find better jokes

naked skater
08-12-2008, 01:11 PM
I'm sorry.

blindskater is back
08-12-2008, 01:12 PM
Chuck Norris doesnt read, he stares at the book untill it gives him the info he wants.

Trevorishere
08-12-2008, 03:03 PM
lol. these are funny, havent heard some of these

treflippers!
08-12-2008, 03:20 PM
My personal favourite.

"Chuck Norris was so angry that he couldnt get an Egg McMuffin at 10:35 am at McDonalds, he round house kicked it and turned it into a Wendys."