Crazy News Links

[wolfgang]

Just dig around the internet and see what comedy gold you can find.

http://www.wwmt.com/news/sauce_1350893___article.html/basement_covered.html

^burgular smothers himself in barbecue sauce

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/dorset/7513371.stm

^ two sailors have dead dolphin in their yard, suspicious much?

Go nuts.

[kensil811]

"The guy told officers he had covered himself in barbecue sauce because he wanted to hide from the government."
Hahahahahaha, what a retard.

Poor dolphin.

[Dr. Foundation]

I LOLED SO FUCKING HARD AT ALL OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID. IM NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING. I DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY. FUUUUUUUCKKKKCKCKCKCK!!!!111!1! i