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Monkeyskater
08-09-2008, 12:51 AM
i have exactly 30 condoms (2 in my wallet) and ive split them in 2 groups. one in an ipod box near my bed and the other in a box thats in a box full of letters.


so where do you hide your condoms/weed/heroin needles?

Hktronic
08-09-2008, 12:53 AM
inside my computer.

kensil811
08-09-2008, 12:56 AM
I hide porn on my computer...and sometimes I put stuff in my wallet, but I don't do drugs so I don't need to hide weed or anything.

Monkeyskater
08-09-2008, 12:58 AM
i dont mean porn. i mean actual objects that your parents wouldnt fancy too well.

Hktronic
08-09-2008, 01:00 AM
I know. I actually open up my computer case and hide the condoms under the motherboard.

late_flip
08-09-2008, 01:14 AM
I hide my mexican brother jose in my closet.

Monkeyskater
08-09-2008, 01:15 AM
I hide my mexican brother jose in my closet.

ew.....do you keep your clothes in there too?

kensil811
08-09-2008, 01:21 AM
i dont mean porn. i mean actual objects that your parents wouldnt fancy too well.
Yea I know but since I don't really hide anything I wanted to say something.

late_flip
08-09-2008, 01:26 AM
ew.....do you keep your clothes in there too?

you know, actually.

I keep my clothes on shelves.

I have like, maybe 20 shirts I wear, and two pairs of pants.

A few sweatshirts and thats it.

Oh, and my brother jose is very clean. He installed a mini fridge in the wall.

Ride The Sky
08-09-2008, 01:33 AM
I keep my shit in the back of my Playstation 2. I also hide various shit in an old vcr in my closet. I have a shit load of condoms, and aderol, and I have a small bag of weed on top of my tv. My parents never come in my room.

Dr. Foundation
08-09-2008, 01:34 AM
shoebox

eatumsisadouche
08-09-2008, 02:16 AM
skull candy headphone bag or my game boy color carry case thing from when I was little

Slapdown
08-09-2008, 03:07 AM
I literally have nothing to hide. I feel so pure :-D

beantownskater71
08-09-2008, 03:20 AM
everything, in a safe in the bottom of this droor. covered up by a buncha shit.

gluestick
08-09-2008, 03:32 AM
Weed in a tin in the back of one of the draws of my desk. Anything else I keep on me.

Dying_To_Live
08-09-2008, 03:56 AM
I keep my gun in a cavity under my floor.

late_flip
08-09-2008, 04:01 AM
I literally have nothing to hide. I feel so pure :-D
You feel pure.

I keep my gun in a cavity under my floor.

And you feel safe.

I think Im spending the night with Dying to live.

Dying_To_Live
08-09-2008, 04:06 AM
And you feel safe.

I think Im spending the night with Dying to live.

ok babe.

galloway
08-09-2008, 04:15 AM
condom-i never hide them. just put them in the wardrobe.

weed-dont smoke weed

heroin needles-no heroin for me

all i am hiding is a big pack of fireworks and firecrackers-my mom freaks out when she sees things like that-the box from my laptop
http://img99.imageshack.us/img99/5198/image011xi6.jpg

Brez
08-09-2008, 04:52 AM
everything, in a safe in the bottom of this droor. covered up by a buncha shit.

Same here.

boodige
08-09-2008, 04:59 AM
I hide my mexican brother jose in my closet.

what?

Mr. Electric Ocean
08-09-2008, 05:34 AM
I keep my shit locked in a guitar case, which is among 4 other cases in my closet.

Smokin' Whale
08-09-2008, 06:08 AM
I don't have anything too hide... no alcohol, drugs, fireworks, condoms... does that make me lame?

late_flip
08-09-2008, 06:09 AM
what?

yeah my mexican brother joso sleeps in my closet.

umiker
08-09-2008, 06:20 AM
hahah i got nothing to hide..but funny story anyways: the other day i went on trojans website and ordered a free sample in the mail... well it came and my mom said josh you have a package... i forgot i ordered the sample and she just watched me open it cuz i was like i dont know what this is... i looked inside the package and i laughed sooo hard and then walked away hahahahah

skateforlife18
08-09-2008, 06:32 AM
i keep my glock in my waist band.

new_skater99
08-09-2008, 07:06 AM
hahah i got nothing to hide..but funny story anyways: the other day i went on trojans website and ordered a free sample in the mail... well it came and my mom said josh you have a package... i forgot i ordered the sample and she just watched me open it cuz i was like i dont know what this is... i looked inside the package and i laughed sooo hard and then walked away hahahahah

dude that happened to me too. I ordered one and it came like 6 months later and I totally forgot about it. I didn't open it in front of my parents though.

Anyway... I don't really bother hiding stuff cause my parents are dumb. When I did drugs I pretty much just kept stuff in desk drawers. I would put it in a cigar box and then put that in the bottom drawer of my desk. As for alcohol, I keep that behind my bed underneath a blanket or something. Or I just leave it out. I keep empty beer bottles/ any other alcohol really in my closet. I don't know why... even if they're just water bottles that I could wash out and recycle, I keep them in my closet, Just an OCD thing I guess.

I used to keep condoms in this one drawer, same spot I keep my lighter/incense, but my sister was in my room once to borrow incense and found the condoms and I think she stole some. So now I keep them scattered about my room so if she happens to find any she'll most likely just find one or two, not like 30.

umiker
08-09-2008, 07:08 AM
dude that happened to me too. I ordered one and it came like 6 months later and I totally forgot about it. I didn't open it in front of my parents though.

Anyway... I don't really bother hiding stuff cause my parents are dumb. When I did drugs I pretty much just kept stuff in desk drawers. I would put it in a cigar box and then put that in the bottom drawer of my desk. As for alcohol, I keep that behind my bed underneath a blanket or something. Or I just leave it out. I keep empty beer bottles/ any other alcohol really in my closet. I don't know why... even if they're just water bottles that I could wash out and recycle, I keep them in my closet, Just an OCD thing I guess.

I used to keep condoms in this one drawer, same spot I keep my lighter/incense, but my sister was in my room once to borrow incense and found the condoms and I think she stole some. So now I keep them scattered about my room so if she happens to find any she'll most likely just find one or two, not like 30.

hahahah

skateEmerica69
08-09-2008, 07:22 AM
I hide condoms in the little space on the side of the drawer when you open it.

realskate
08-09-2008, 07:38 AM
I don't have anything too hide... no alcohol, drugs, fireworks, condoms... does that make me lame?

pretty much

skate___board
08-09-2008, 07:45 AM
stamped envelope with Zoo Yorks address on it, parents think im just not getting to sending it to get free stickers

readytoxplod
08-09-2008, 10:35 AM
Why do you guys need to hide condoms?
seriously

RC
08-09-2008, 10:42 AM
I don't have anything too hide... no alcohol, drugs, fireworks, condoms... does that make me lame?

yes

BushPushesMongo
08-09-2008, 10:50 AM
I have an annoying brother who likes to steal my brothers and my money. So, I saw earlier this week Teak said something about a PS2 compartment, so that's where I stash it. Wallets are dumb.

popwar sk8er
08-09-2008, 10:52 AM
i keep all my knives and stuff in a pull out section of my closet i made last year while my parents were away.you go to my closet and to the right next to the dorr theres a very small clear string you pull down and the cover slides down showing 4 switchblades 2 butterflys and a 5 throwing daggers,strange thing is i have no guns haha

Zeus
08-09-2008, 11:00 AM
weed, beer, condoms, i hide it all in the one place i know theyll never look...

lazylife
08-09-2008, 11:00 AM
stuff i want quick access to like a small amount of weed, lighter, and money i hide in a hollowed out book. and then other drugs/amount that won't fit in the book i used to hide in this old rc car, but that's busted, so now i don't really have one. i kind of just switch drawers every night or put it in a really old jacket pocket in the back of my closest or something.

baker_skater
08-09-2008, 11:00 AM
Condoms in my backpack that I take over my girlfriends, and cigs in a drawer under old comics. When I used to toke, I'd hide my weed in an old NES.

leavemealone
08-09-2008, 11:23 AM
Does anyone know if theres a way to get a compartment in your xbox 360?

baker_skater
08-09-2008, 11:30 AM
By compartment a I mean I unscrew the system and open it up and hide my shit in there.

RUFNbanned
08-09-2008, 11:38 AM
On top of my desk for the world to see.

theskate
08-09-2008, 11:50 AM
Uh, I have fireworks on top of my dresser, when I have weed ill just throw it in my backpack or in a dresser.

kickflip4
08-09-2008, 11:54 AM
-Condoms = In a box under shit
-Piece = On my dresser tucked in the back
-Weed = In my closet in the bottom corner (it's soooo packed full of random shit that I could throw it in the middle and you wouldn't find it...but neither would I haha)
-Money (like extra/drug money) = Above my T.V. under all these papers and shit

Taaffe
08-09-2008, 12:01 PM
ANYTHING:
Open top drawer, set it down, close drawer.

kickflip4
08-09-2008, 12:12 PM
Come to think of it, I used to have this SUPER elaborate and UNFINDABLE hiding spot when I first started toking, but it took like 3 minutes to get into it and if someone were to knock on my door, I'd never have enough time to put everything back in order in time

BFP070
08-09-2008, 12:18 PM
everything, in a safe in the bottom of this droor. covered up by a buncha shit.

Same here, either there or in a case I got for a watch or something a while back.

Breaking The Bond
08-09-2008, 12:22 PM
Come to think of it, I used to have this SUPER elaborate and UNFINDABLE hiding spot when I first started toking, but it took like 3 minutes to get into it and if someone were to knock on my door, I'd never have enough time to put everything back in order in time

What was it?



I use the expansion bay compartment in my ps2 to hide my weed/rolling papers in.

The Trooper
08-09-2008, 12:27 PM
stuff i want quick access to like a small amount of weed, lighter, and money i hide in a hollowed out book. and then other drugs/amount that won't fit in the book i used to hide in this old rc car, but that's busted, so now i don't really have one. i kind of just switch drawers every night or put it in a really old jacket pocket in the back of my closest or something.

fuck yeah!!! just like in home alone 3!! dear sweet RC cars...

myfriendsareonfire
08-09-2008, 01:37 PM
well i don't have to hide condoms and i don't smoke weed so yah

silver_rebirth
08-09-2008, 01:40 PM
I hid my x pills in my psp case

Grand_Hustle
08-09-2008, 01:55 PM
i have exactly 30 condoms (2 in my wallet) and ive split them in 2 groups. one in an ipod box near my bed and the other in a box thats in a box full of letters.


so where do you hide your condoms/weed/heroin needles?





In muh vagina.

Fallen.
08-09-2008, 02:00 PM
http://www.ampandspeaker.com/images/lg_ybx1510.jpg unscrew cage, pull out speaker, hide weed and shit inside.

aliensk8border69
08-09-2008, 02:01 PM
ive got a lockbox that i keep in one of my drawers. even if my parents found it they wouldnt be able to open it

RUFNbanned
08-09-2008, 02:20 PM
When i find out where all of you live, you guys are gunna be fuckeddddddddddddddddddd

Fallen.
08-09-2008, 02:22 PM
no u

BROBOT
08-09-2008, 02:23 PM
i have a few cigars in a drawer in my desk. haha.

i don't know.

Urban_sk83r
08-09-2008, 07:42 PM
i get my ideas from prison shows

Almost2
08-09-2008, 07:50 PM
Im not sure on this, but if you were to use a PS2, couldnt it get hot inside, and possibly start a fire?

Fallen.
08-09-2008, 07:52 PM
well its probably a ps2 that isnt used asnymore

BROBOT
08-09-2008, 07:54 PM
i think skatforeverevninhevn said once that he hid some weed in his ps2 and then his sister watched a movie and the fan made his room smell like weed and he got busted.

Connect5
08-09-2008, 07:55 PM
i think skatforeverevninhevn said once that he hid some weed in his ps2 and then his sister watched a movie and the fan made his room smell like weed and he got busted.
the fan doesnt even blow out of there

enjoiSkateboarding5
08-09-2008, 07:57 PM
how do you hide shit in your ps2?

-XaxX-
08-09-2008, 07:57 PM
i keep my heroine needles in my veins at ALL times

enjoiSkateboarding5
08-09-2008, 07:59 PM
i keep my heroine needles in my veins at ALL times
that was truly hilarious...


EDIT: nofx pwns

Almost2
08-09-2008, 07:59 PM
how do you hide shit in your ps2?

You unscrew the back cover, and there is room inside of it.

HUnGary_SAmUraI
08-09-2008, 08:00 PM
in my trunk mostly

-XaxX-
08-09-2008, 08:01 PM
ive got a lockbox that i keep in one of my drawers. even if my parents found it they wouldnt be able to open it

but wouldnt they get suspicious and ask you to open it? and if you dont they might beat the shit out of you, w/e thats MY parents

Rise.With.The.Fallen
08-09-2008, 08:35 PM
i have my own appartment so i dont need to hide shit

Volcom5E
08-09-2008, 08:36 PM
in my trunk mostly

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/02/17/elephant_narrowweb__300x427,0.jpg

SkateorElse
08-09-2008, 08:57 PM
24 beer's and a 26'er of Cuban Rum- Pull out my desk drawer and in the space underneath.

Pack of smokes- Some random pocket in my closet

Weed- Under a drawer or in a coat pocket or in a cig pack already rolled

Papers- in my wallet

Condoms- Don't hide 'em.

Monkeyskater
08-09-2008, 09:26 PM
but wouldnt they get suspicious and ask you to open it? and if you dont they might beat the shit out of you, w/e thats MY parents

when i was in like 7th grade i had the best stash of porno you would ever see locked away in a backpack.

my mom cut the fucking locks and threw it all away.

Geno
08-09-2008, 09:35 PM
ever bought some syndicate vans? well i put all my weed and pipes papers lighters etc in the bag that comes with the shoes in the box then o grab the bag when im going somewhere

KrookedRBttr
08-09-2008, 09:52 PM
in my sisters room lol

jewfro
08-09-2008, 09:57 PM
in one of these
http://www.spysite.com/product_images/d_883.jpg

RiseWithTheFallen.
08-09-2008, 09:57 PM
Um
spray paint on the dresser, markers in my drawer, cigs in my drawer, fireworks on my floor, condoms in my drawer and lighters whereever

graffeedy5
08-09-2008, 10:37 PM
I literally have nothing to hide. I feel so pure :-D

yep, me neither. But my friend decided to smoke in my closet so it smells like smoke, so im trying to figure out how to get rid of it.

Monkeyskater
08-09-2008, 11:20 PM
yep, me neither. But my friend decided to smoke in my closet so it smells like smoke, so im trying to figure out how to get rid of it.

febreez

Dr. Foundation
08-09-2008, 11:42 PM
gamecube expansion ports <3333


i actually just thought of hiding stuff there after reaing about the PS2 places. i have this old broken gamecub i could stash my goods in... shoebox or this? hmmm

kensil811
08-10-2008, 12:33 AM
Are people retarded? If it's on your dresser, it's not hidden. A ton of people keep saying "oh, it's on my dresser"
Wtf?

emerican56
08-10-2008, 06:04 AM
I keep stuff In a hollow trophy that you can unscrew

ZipZinger
08-10-2008, 06:54 AM
Bookcases are god for this kind of thing. Behind a book, in a book, in a hollowed out book, under the TV next to the bookcase. It's all so good. But I like the looks of that sprite can. Any directions?

Brutusoo
08-10-2008, 07:33 AM
in one of these
http://www.spysite.com/product_images/d_883.jpg

Ahah, an friend of mine used to have one of those!


Usually just in a drawer, my mom doesn't really go through my room anymore.

Pancakes.
08-10-2008, 08:10 AM
Alcohol is generally left on the floor until it's consumed. Weed on my desk. Paint stacked on my closet floor. Condoms wherever. Fireworks don't usually make it home. If I buy a bunch, i'll use em like right away.

treyflip3
08-10-2008, 08:13 AM
i have absolutely none o dat n i got nothin to hide like slapdown i feel pure

Fallen_Sk8er
08-10-2008, 08:48 AM
under my bed :)

xVivalaskater94x
08-10-2008, 09:03 AM
In the back of my bass amp
or behind a flap of a poster

spikeninja
08-12-2008, 01:11 PM
i have absolutely none o dat n i got nothin to hide like slapdown i feel pure

I gots nothing to hide, so I feel purest...

Carva
08-12-2008, 01:21 PM
http://theberrics.com/dailyopspost.php?postid=264

xxdead_dollxx
08-12-2008, 03:25 PM
I keep my condoms in the drawer along with my cigs n shit. Don't have to hide them. Drugs I keep in my pocket or in a cig box.