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WhatThe
08-07-2008, 08:54 PM
He got bit by a spider and gave birth to 8 little tiny spider babies.


Sadly, they were put for adoption.

Discuss. Haha all this happened today too, shit was so funny.

Charmeleon
08-07-2008, 08:55 PM
Wat

K3NNY
08-07-2008, 08:55 PM
huh?

edit: 420 posts, sweet.

WhatThe
08-07-2008, 08:56 PM
huh?

We were skating.
Friend got bit by momma spider.
Momma spider injected eggs into boy.
Boy got rushed to hospital.
Gave birth to 8 baby spiders.
They are in the woods somewhere

K3NNY
08-07-2008, 08:58 PM
o shit, and this all happend how fast?

WhatThe
08-07-2008, 09:00 PM
o shit, and this all happend how fast?

in a period of about 4 - 5 hours. We laughed after the doctor told us what happened, he was kind of laughing too. "You're friend carlos just gave birth to 8 spider babies, he's going to be fine."

Soap McTavish
08-07-2008, 09:00 PM
pics or gtfo.

Twizzler
08-07-2008, 09:00 PM
Thats disgusting.

daytona
08-07-2008, 09:01 PM
what kind of spider?

K3NNY
08-07-2008, 09:01 PM
weird.

The Masked Magician
08-07-2008, 09:01 PM
Now thats what I call a sticky situation.

WhatThe
08-07-2008, 09:02 PM
what kind of spider?

I don't remember what it was called. It was brown though. the doctor named it and said it was non-poisonous though. It had a big name lol

Chupacabra.
08-07-2008, 09:03 PM
Now thats what I call a sticky situation.
you have failed the academy

WhatThe
08-07-2008, 09:03 PM
pics or gtfo.

no pics atm.

i'll try to get some soon.

and masked magician, wtf does that mean? he didnt fuck a spider.

WhatThe
08-07-2008, 09:03 PM
you have failed the academy


lawl you have failed sb-c physics.

edit: damn you fixed it.

Chupacabra.
08-07-2008, 09:04 PM
more like I failed at correct operation of the backspace.

WhatThe
08-07-2008, 09:06 PM
more like I failed at correct operation of the backspace.

Yes. thats what i meant

The Masked Magician
08-07-2008, 09:07 PM
I didn't mean it literally.

reptiskate52
08-07-2008, 09:13 PM
In all honesty, I'm pretty sure you're bullshitting, since spiders not only lay egg sacks that aren't injected anywhere ever, but this is an urban legend that has been proven false hundreds of times.

WhatThe
08-07-2008, 09:14 PM
In all honesty, I'm pretty sure you're bullshitting, since spiders not only lay egg sacks that aren't injected anywhere ever, but this is an urban legend that has been proven false hundreds of times.

All i know is.

He was bitten and had babbies in him. The babbies were removed by the doctor abour an hour later.

That's all we were told by the doctor

late_flip
08-07-2008, 09:15 PM
In all honesty, I'm pretty sure you're bullshitting, since spiders not only lay egg sacks that aren't injected anywhere ever, but this is an urban legend that has been proven false hundreds of times.

bonner's!

hanyo66
08-07-2008, 09:15 PM
There was a girl in my area that had a spider lay egg sacks inside of her mouth at night while she was sleeping, and they hatched overnight and were crawling around in her mouth. The inside of her cheek was fucked up.

kensil811
08-07-2008, 09:16 PM
Would be cool if it happened.
hanyo, that's seriously messed up.

kc91
08-07-2008, 09:16 PM
i doubt this shit higher than akons voice

hanyo66
08-07-2008, 09:17 PM
No, incidents like that are real.