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Lipschitz
08-07-2008, 05:04 PM
If octopus girl became a chronic masturbator, how many hands/feet do you think she fit in her snatch?


http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_2600_images/1107070823_M_110707_OctopusGirl03.jpg

Airblaster
08-07-2008, 05:07 PM
Hahaha, those crazy mutated Indian babies...

I bet she will, too, because she'll sit alone doing nothing all day because she'll have no friends.


edit- is that a siamese twin joined hot-dog style without the 2nd head? what the hell is that, anyway?

inevadropit
08-07-2008, 05:09 PM
HOLY SHIT, WTF? damn thats fucking disgusting.. def some next level shit here

popwar sk8er
08-07-2008, 05:10 PM
while were on this,why IS it always indian babies this happens to?weird.

Airblaster
08-07-2008, 05:12 PM
Imagine giving birth to it, you'd have the head and legs out, and another pair of legs would come out, and you would freak the shit out, and then a pair of arms and a stub would come out, and you would be beyond freaking out..

V3
08-07-2008, 05:12 PM
Prolly 3

Airblaster
08-07-2008, 05:14 PM
while were on this,why IS it always indian babies this happens to?weird.

India > http://croad.net/images/India/man%20on%20street.jpg
India > http://india.newslok.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/indian-streets.jpg
India > http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/30/picture_8.jpg

Lipschitz
08-07-2008, 05:16 PM
Oh my sick god. That last picture is fucked.

popwar sk8er
08-07-2008, 05:17 PM
India > http://croad.net/images/India/man%20on%20street.jpg
India > http://india.newslok.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/indian-streets.jpg
India > http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/30/picture_8.jpg

ah ok thanks for clearing that up haha

Lipschitz
08-07-2008, 05:19 PM
I bet she can crab-walk pretty well.

shutupimbleeding
08-07-2008, 05:20 PM
does she even have a fucking snatch

CTskater94
08-07-2008, 05:23 PM
while were on this,why IS it always indian babies this happens to?weird.

incest?

Airblaster
08-07-2008, 05:23 PM
Oh my sick god. That last picture is fucked.

He's just going to the dentist.

It's India! What did you expect? This? http://www.sondrak.com/archive/skpics/dental.jpg

new_skater99
08-07-2008, 05:35 PM
People like worshiped her though because they thought she was like a decendent of Shiva or something? i dont really know

Grand_Hustle
08-07-2008, 05:44 PM
People like worshiped her though because they thought she was like a decendent of Shiva or something? i dont really know


Bullshit.


She was a bastard,and they wanted her to feel accepted.

new_skater99
08-07-2008, 05:49 PM
Bullshit.


She was a bastard,and they wanted her to feel accepted.

what?

drizzle
08-07-2008, 05:59 PM
thats what they get for bathing themselves in the "oh so holy" shit infested ganges river.

new_skater99
08-07-2008, 06:04 PM
i feel really bad for the kid. apparently the parents had to put her into hiding because a circus was trying to buy her.

Turboz
08-07-2008, 06:08 PM
she would be pretty good at boxing though, she has like six arms, though she would have to use two to stand, so yeah, four armed boxer.

new_skater99
08-07-2008, 06:10 PM
she would be pretty good at boxing though, she has like six arms, though she would have to use two to stand, so yeah, four armed boxer.

she can't use any of her legs. apparently all her organs and shit are messed up.

new_skater99
08-07-2008, 06:12 PM
He's just going to the dentist.

It's India! What did you expect? This? http://www.sondrak.com/archive/skpics/dental.jpg

dude. i wish my doctors office was like this:

http://www.montrealfilmjournal.com/img/picb/R0001138.jpg

Turboz
08-07-2008, 06:13 PM
^^^^And I wish that would happen.
she can't use any of her legs. apparently all her organs and shit are messed up.I remember seeing this on the news, I guess I didn't hear that part. It's a good thing they got her back to normal though.

strikemcgee
08-07-2008, 06:14 PM
Hahaha, those crazy mutated Indian babies...

I bet she will, too, because she'll sit alone doing nothing all day because she'll have no friends.


edit- is that a siamese twin joined hot-dog style without the 2nd head? what the hell is that, anyway?

Its like not completly formed twins, they were just growing apart but never finished. I guess the other one never got a head.

new_skater99
08-07-2008, 06:22 PM
Its like not completly formed twins, they were just growing apart but never finished. I guess the other one never got a head.

I heard a story about a guy who had stomach pains and they checked it out and it turned out to be his twin brother or something... apparently the egg never completely split and his bro was inside him. it was fuckin weird.

strikemcgee
08-07-2008, 06:28 PM
I heard a story about a guy who had stomach pains and they checked it out and it turned out to be his twin brother or something... apparently the egg never completely split and his bro was inside him. it was fuckin weird.

I'd flip shit if that happened to me. How the fuck did he not notice that?

new_skater99
08-07-2008, 06:32 PM
I'd flip shit if that happened to me. How the fuck did he not notice that?

well it wasn't very developed, so it was probably so small he didn't feel it, and then maybe it shifted and disrupted something? i'm not really sure of the details about the whole thing.

strikemcgee
08-07-2008, 06:34 PM
well it wasn't very developed, so it was probably so small he didn't feel it, and then maybe it shifted and disrupted something? i'm not really sure of the details about the whole thing.

yeah good call. thats still insane. i'll see if i can find an article or something about it cause now i'm intrigued.

strikemcgee
08-07-2008, 06:37 PM
This is what i found out on it.
sorry for the double post.



Fetus in Fetu is the source of shocking headlines of discovering a lost twin growing inside the body of another person that dot the pages of tabloids and fuel the imagination of Sci-Fi writers everywhere. Entire episodes of the X-Files, Twilight Zone and other similar shows are devoted to the discovery of Fetus in Fetu, a living twin inside the body of another. Stephen King's novel "The Dark Half" hinges on the removal of an unborn twin from the main character as a child that later comes back to haunt him; an entertaining piece of fiction designed to frighten the reader. Most of us have passed it off as just that; a bit of intriguing drama created solely for the purpose of entertainment.

In 1999, ABC reported the case of Sanju Bhagat, a 36 year old man in India who was rushed to the hospital because his stomach had grown so large he had difficulty breathing. Although he had been teased since childhood about his large belly that made him look pregnant, no one was prepared for what was discovered inside Bhagat.

Inside his abdomen was a half formed human that contained a spinal column, hair, bones, genitalia and limbs. This unborn twin was enveloped in a sac filled with fluid. Doctors and nurses were shocked at what appeared at first to be a living being inside of Bhagat. Reporters quickly termed the phrase "the first pregnant man".

Bhagat was not really the first pregnant man. He had the rare condition Fetus in Fetu which occurs in less than 1 in 500,000 births. To date there are nearly 90 reported and documented cases.

Fetus in Fetu occurs when a monozygotic twin (identical twin) somehow gets absorbed into the body of its twin and continues to grow by initially sharing the placenta with its twin and then becoming a parasite that lives off its twin host by using the host's body to sustain its growth.

Charmeleon
08-07-2008, 06:39 PM
Who cares when she can cook 8 meals at once. SHe's gonna make a man happy

new_skater99
08-07-2008, 06:40 PM
This is what i found out on it.
sorry for the double post.



Fetus in Fetu is the source of shocking headlines of discovering a lost twin growing inside the body of another person that dot the pages of tabloids and fuel the imagination of Sci-Fi writers everywhere. Entire episodes of the X-Files, Twilight Zone and other similar shows are devoted to the discovery of Fetus in Fetu, a living twin inside the body of another. Stephen King's novel "The Dark Half" hinges on the removal of an unborn twin from the main character as a child that later comes back to haunt him; an entertaining piece of fiction designed to frighten the reader. Most of us have passed it off as just that; a bit of intriguing drama created solely for the purpose of entertainment.

In 1999, ABC reported the case of Sanju Bhagat, a 36 year old man in India who was rushed to the hospital because his stomach had grown so large he had difficulty breathing. Although he had been teased since childhood about his large belly that made him look pregnant, no one was prepared for what was discovered inside Bhagat.

Inside his abdomen was a half formed human that contained a spinal column, hair, bones, genitalia and limbs. This unborn twin was enveloped in a sac filled with fluid. Doctors and nurses were shocked at what appeared at first to be a living being inside of Bhagat. Reporters quickly termed the phrase "the first pregnant man".

Bhagat was not really the first pregnant man. He had the rare condition Fetus in Fetu which occurs in less than 1 in 500,000 births. To date there are nearly 90 reported and documented cases.

Fetus in Fetu occurs when a monozygotic twin (identical twin) somehow gets absorbed into the body of its twin and continues to grow by initially sharing the placenta with its twin and then becoming a parasite that lives off its twin host by using the host's body to sustain its growth.

thats so fucking weird.

I'm not surprised that he was Indian too.

strikemcgee
08-07-2008, 06:43 PM
thats so fucking weird.

I'm not surprised that he was Indian too.

Haha, it seems that everything bad with birth defects happens to Indians.