Slapdown's fact of the Day, Part XVII (Chauvanism edition)

[Slapdown]

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FACT!

[pain.]

why couldnt hellen keller drive?
cause she was a woman

why cant women ski?
because there is no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

[BushPushesMongo]

Hahaha. Second one got me.

EDIT: pain's jokes.

[Charmeleon]

How did Hellen Keller break her arm?

Trying to read a street sign going 40mph

[Brez]

Hahahahahahaha

[nbdpete]

haha that girl in the second one is aight. Thats right girl... waxing my car will improve wellbeing and vitality

[scumfiesta1124]

what do you do when the dishwasher stops working?

slap that bitch and tell her to get back to work.




why did the woman cross the road?

it doesnt matter, why was she out of the kitchen in the first place.




whats strong enough for a man, but made for a woman?

the back of my hand.




what do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

nothing, you done told her twice

[Dr. Science]

Hahahahaha

[kensil811]

This is the first fact of the day thread I've ever looked in. Cool.

[Slapdown]

This is the first fact of the day thread I've ever looked in. Cool.

Check out the other 16, they're pretty good.

[probedbyalienworkshop]

what's the first thing women do when they get out of the battered wives clinic?

the dishes if they know what's best for them

[Grand_Hustle]

So what you're saying is...

[Dr. Foundation]

that reminds me of dick masterson.... he's the man. one sec.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEJRwIf1FF0

woohooo

[zoo yorker]

I liked the other posts better than the actual thread...

[scumfiesta1124]

"well maybe if you hit the treadmill"
ahahhahah epic
http://www.menarebetterthanwomen.com/
ahahah yess.

[strikemcgee]

Those jokes are fucking hilarious.

Edit: another fact. lightning strikes men 4 times more than it strikes woman

FACT