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The One Who Once Was
09-07-2005, 01:40 PM
What are some weird talents that you have? For me, I can put my leg behind my head and uhh...I can't think of anything else.

biff_corp
09-07-2005, 01:41 PM
i can fall asleep at will

nogoodskater
09-07-2005, 02:08 PM
I just put my leg behind my head. Ouch.

Mcr9372
09-07-2005, 02:09 PM
i can burp on command$)

Crazylikeafox
09-07-2005, 02:10 PM
i can shake my eyes left and right really fast! people always ask me to do it at school lol

Adam16
09-07-2005, 02:10 PM
I can put both legs behind my head, I used to be able to backbend until I grabbed my ankles. My weird talent is my memory for numbers. I was at work the other day, and I was checking on a basketball goal for this guy over the phone, and there's this 7 digit number we ring things up with instead of scanning called a sku number. I happened to see the sku, and when I was going back to look at it, I just got the dimensions of the box for him, which were 55" long, 36" wide, and 6" in depth, and when he came to get it like 4 hours later, I remember the sku was 1438820. And I just typed it in, and it was right. This was earlier this week. Another time, we sold a trampoline, and a week later, another store didn't have a sku number for the trampoline, and they called our store, and I told them I thought I remembered what it was after only glancing at it once, and I think it was 1534432(it was like half a year ago from now), and sure enough, that was it. It's cool sometimes, I can remember most of the numbers on my phone list, and there's like 60 numbers in my cell phone. It's cool, but it's a weird ability too.

CDskates
09-07-2005, 02:52 PM
Originally posted by Mcr9372
i can burp on command$)

I can too. and i can hold my hands together and pull them over my head.

Till Death 21
09-07-2005, 02:54 PM
i can fit 3 quarters into eachj of my nostrils, i broke my nose when i was lil and never got it fixed

CHUM
09-07-2005, 02:59 PM
i can lick my ear

Slapdown
09-07-2005, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Adam16
I can put both legs behind my head, I used to be able to backbend until I grabbed my ankles. My weird talent is my memory for numbers. I was at work the other day, and I was checking on a basketball goal for this guy over the phone, and there's this 7 digit number we ring things up with instead of scanning called a sku number. I happened to see the sku, and when I was going back to look at it, I just got the dimensions of the box for him, which were 55" long, 36" wide, and 6" in depth, and when he came to get it like 4 hours later, I remember the sku was 1438820. And I just typed it in, and it was right. This was earlier this week. Another time, we sold a trampoline, and a week later, another store didn't have a sku number for the trampoline, and they called our store, and I told them I thought I remembered what it was after only glancing at it once, and I think it was 1534432(it was like half a year ago from now), and sure enough, that was it. It's cool sometimes, I can remember most of the numbers on my phone list, and there's like 60 numbers in my cell phone. It's cool, but it's a weird ability too.

Rainman is jewish?!

CHUM
09-07-2005, 03:03 PM
yeh i can turn my feet like more than 180 degrees... its gross looking.

The One Who Once Was
09-07-2005, 04:48 PM
I can make my shoulder make all these weird popping noises because of baseball haha.

elementssuck
09-07-2005, 04:49 PM
Originally posted by Mcr9372
i can burp on command$)

wowwwwwuh!!!!!!! so can the rest of us!

biff_corp
09-07-2005, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by elementssuck

Originally posted by Mcr9372
i can burp on command$)

wowwwwwuh!!!!!!! so can the rest of us!


let him have his moment

habitatrider2701
09-07-2005, 04:59 PM
i can spit really far, and i can do the foot thing that CHUM said

SmaShitUp2.0
09-07-2005, 05:00 PM
Originally posted by Let Fire Fall
I can make my shoulder make all these weird popping noises because of baseball haha.

Dear Let Fire Fall,


Hey you. Shaddap.

Thanks.


Sincerely,
SmaShitUp

biff_corp
09-07-2005, 05:01 PM
^^^^^^^^
i laughed for some reason

Slapdown
09-07-2005, 05:01 PM
I can bash my testicles really hard with a meat tenderizer repeatedly and still walk away....
















...3 days later.

TALENT!

SmaShitUp2.0
09-07-2005, 05:04 PM
At night, when Im having those raging farts, I will grab the covers and throw them over my head to seduce myself with the smell.

Slapdown
09-07-2005, 05:05 PM
Ha ha ha ha...talking of farts, I can point my ass in the air when I have one and do like ten in a row by reloading etc.

SmaShitUp2.0
09-07-2005, 05:06 PM
Ever try doing that, but like, putting a little foam Nerf ball on your butthole and launching it across the room?

biff_corp
09-07-2005, 05:07 PM
yah well i farted in church when i was three

The One Who Once Was
09-07-2005, 05:08 PM
Originally posted by SmaShitUp2.0
Ever try doing that, but like, putting a little foam Nerf ball on your butthole and launching it across the room?


HAHAHA!! Damn, I love you SSU.

DarkstarSkater
09-07-2005, 05:09 PM
I can put a magnet to the side of my leg and it will have a slight bit of attraction!

I broke my leg and got a metal plate and 4 screws in it. :) Whenever I walk through the metal detector at the airport it goes off! :(

Hairy Johnson
09-07-2005, 05:09 PM
They call me Mr. Stretchable, because my penis goes from 2 inches to 22 inches in a matter of momments!

Popwar Pill
09-07-2005, 05:10 PM
uhh..i can stretch 8 1/2 inchs past my toes....and i used to be able to sing "left behind" by slipknot backwards....

Slapdown
09-07-2005, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by SmaShitUp2.0
Ever try doing that, but like, putting a little foam Nerf ball on your butthole and launching it across the room?

get me a nerf ball and a video camera and we'll talk a contract...how does 50% of all earnings sound?

And that's 50% of a million. This show is gonna be MASSIVE! We'll go worldwide shooting nerfballs in front of millions in the worlds most famous arenas...


OO OO! WE CAN GET LASERS!

biff_corp
09-07-2005, 05:11 PM
Originally posted by PoPwAr PiLL
uhh..i can stretch 8 1/2 inchs past my toes....and i used to be able to sing "left behind" by slipknot backwards....


pretty sneaking siss

SmaShitUp2.0
09-07-2005, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Hairy Johnson
They call me Mr. Stretchable, because my penis goes from 2 inches to 22 inches in a matter of momments!


http://www.bcemylar.com/images/bowen/Mr_Fantastic.jpg


?????

The One Who Once Was
09-07-2005, 05:12 PM
I see a new Olympic sport in the making...

SmaShitUp2.0
09-07-2005, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by Slapdown

Originally posted by SmaShitUp2.0
Ever try doing that, but like, putting a little foam Nerf ball on your butthole and launching it across the room?

get me a nerf ball and a video camera and we'll talk a contract...how does 50% of all earnings sound?

And that's 50% of a million. This show is gonna be MASSIVE! We'll go worldwide shooting nerfballs in front of millions in the worlds most famous arenas...


OO OO! WE CAN GET LASERS!

Fuck yeah. Like those USO shows for the army to prepare them for battle!

Slapdown
09-07-2005, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by Let Fire Fall
I see a new Olympic sport in the making...

Kinda like the shotput, but with less German lesbians, less heavy balls, more ass, more English Champions, and nerf balls...

Its sounding great!

Hairy Johnson
09-07-2005, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by SmaShitUp2.0

Originally posted by Hairy Johnson
They call me Mr. Stretchable, because my penis goes from 2 inches to 22 inches in a matter of momments!


http://www.bcemylar.com/images/bowen/Mr_Fantastic.jpg


?????
Exactly!

littleman
09-07-2005, 05:14 PM
I can do this... (http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp?VideoID=998); I get bored a lot.

SmaShitUp2.0
09-07-2005, 05:14 PM
Originally posted by Hairy Johnson

Originally posted by SmaShitUp2.0

Originally posted by Hairy Johnson
They call me Mr. Stretchable, because my penis goes from 2 inches to 22 inches in a matter of momments!


http://www.bcemylar.com/images/bowen/Mr_Fantastic.jpg


?????
Exactly!

I dunno...his cock piece looks a little small in that pic. I think hes not only Mr. Fantastic, but Mr. Flaccid as well.

Popwar Pill
09-07-2005, 05:14 PM
I CAN PLAY TEH TECHNO KEY BOARD!

Hairy Johnson
09-07-2005, 05:25 PM
*looks around..sees no one..*
http://www.zombo.com

SmaShitUp2.0
09-07-2005, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by Hairy Johnson
*looks around..sees no one..*
http://www.zombo.com



Hhhhhhahaha. BOOKMARKED LMAOMGTFO!!!

Hairy Johnson
09-07-2005, 05:30 PM
I also forgot, I have the power of looking at lemonparty and getting a boner..o wait everyone does that..

alienskater34
09-07-2005, 05:33 PM
I can make a skateboard stick to my feet and jump up!!!! OMG!!! wait....


I can dance good....

Gohan28
09-07-2005, 05:40 PM
hah i can yo-yo

Crazylikeafox
09-07-2005, 05:45 PM
one time i had this pillow in the basment and whenever i had to fart i would fart on the pillow, right? so anyway 3 moths lateri forced my brother to smell it and he threw up! i laughed sooo hard!

habitatrider2701
09-07-2005, 05:47 PM
Originally posted by crazylikeafox
one time i had this pillow in the basment and whenever i had to fart i would fart on the pillow, right? so anyway 3 moths lateri forced my brother to smell it and he threw up! i laughed sooo hard! you asshole!!!!

Hairy Johnson
09-07-2005, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by crazylikeafox
one time i had this pillow in the basment and whenever i had to fart i would fart on the pillow, right? so anyway 3 moths lateri forced my brother to smell it and he threw up! i laughed sooo hard!
That would be so rank..I would like switch pillows with people

Alleyoop_67
09-07-2005, 05:52 PM
iim double jointed therefore i can bring my arms around and jumprope them!

Crazylikeafox
09-07-2005, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by habitatrider2701

Originally posted by crazylikeafox
one time i had this pillow in the basment and whenever i had to fart i would fart on the pillow, right? so anyway 3 moths lateri forced my brother to smell it and he threw up! i laughed sooo hard! you asshole!!!!


its okay see my borthers older then me and he deserves it for beating the shit out of me everyday

Eagle
09-11-2005, 09:14 AM
i can put my leg behind my neck and make my elbows touch behind my back

GetThunderStruck
09-11-2005, 09:28 AM
I can beatbox and freestyle, and I actually win battles at school.

Its kind of funny, because people ask me to do beats for them all the time.