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Fudopi
06-11-2008, 09:51 AM
And I've tried quite a bit,

spiratically reclining the couch
putting do treats on him
ripping band aids out of is hair.
etc.

So I'm open to any ideas that'd wake him up.

n0tap0ser,n0tapr0
06-11-2008, 09:52 AM
how about you let him have his rest?

drizzle
06-11-2008, 09:53 AM
shake him lightly and say "wake up". that'll be HILARIOUS.

flipuk
06-11-2008, 09:55 AM
water. face.

Fudopi
06-11-2008, 09:55 AM
how about you let him have his rest?
No, I need to leave soon. I can't have him on my couch when nobody is home.
shake him lightly and say "wake up". that'll be HILARIOUS.
Considering I'm asking for help because I'm having trouble waking him up, that probably wouldn't work, not to mention that's the first thing most people do.

I think I'm gonna T-Bag him.

Nesta.
06-11-2008, 09:55 AM
how about you let him have his rest?
this
or
throw a bucket of cold water on him

drizzle
06-11-2008, 09:56 AM
5-star him. have you tried that?

paulpants
06-11-2008, 09:56 AM
Punch in face

n0tap0ser,n0tapr0
06-11-2008, 09:56 AM
No, I need to leave soon. I can't have him on my couch when nobody is home.just leave him. even start some breakfast for him.

daniel741
06-11-2008, 09:57 AM
Just Do wat these guys do
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0mipbuPd6Oc&feature=related

Fudopi
06-11-2008, 09:58 AM
just leave him. even start some breakfast for him.

Nah, he ate my Golden Grahams before he went to sleep.

SkateWillThee
06-11-2008, 09:58 AM
antique him

skate___board
06-11-2008, 10:00 AM
surprised nobody said it but..

maybe hes dead

Fudopi
06-11-2008, 10:00 AM
Hey, I just walked out there and he was watching sports center.

Nesta.
06-11-2008, 10:04 AM
my friend is still asleep on my couch

RUFNbanned
06-11-2008, 10:05 AM
Take his pants off, put his dick in your mouth and take a picture while giving the thumbs up at the camera !

Fudopi
06-11-2008, 10:06 AM
Take his pants off, put his dick in your mouth and take a picture while giving the thumbs up at the camera !

Now would that make me, or him the gay one?

n0tap0ser,n0tapr0
06-11-2008, 10:07 AM
Now would that make me, or him the gay one?you?

Breaking The Bond
06-11-2008, 10:13 AM
Why is every white kid I know such a fag around their sleeping "friends"? Let the kid have his rest, douchebag.

ninja.kitty
06-11-2008, 10:14 AM
well now that he's awake, lets talk about something completely different.

yeahyeahyeah
06-11-2008, 10:15 AM
you?

its from southpark

Cosmo
06-11-2008, 10:16 AM
I hate being woken mid-sleep by people, and then I can't get back to sleep around them cause I don't trust them to leave me alone.

Leave him to sleep.

Fudopi
06-11-2008, 10:16 AM
Why is every white kid I know such a fag around their sleeping "friends"? Let the kid have his rest, douchebag.

Cause I have to go out to eat with my mom in a little while. I can't have him sleeping.

But yeah, I think he's awake. Whatever.

ninja.kitty
06-11-2008, 10:18 AM
its from southpark
just answering his question regardless.

Onxiam
06-11-2008, 12:58 PM
Put his hand in a glass of warm water, then PEE ON HIM

:-)

Follow Your Dreams
06-11-2008, 12:59 PM
you're so hXc fucking with people while they're asleep.

kickflip4
06-11-2008, 01:36 PM
Punch in face

Hahaha, onetime me and my friend and his friend got blazed at his friend's house around 1 am, then went back to chill at my friends house. It was the first time he'd ever smoked, and he started freaking out and getting paranoid his girlfriend would find out and be really pissed. So he was freaking out on the couch and wouldn't shut up, so his friend get's up, walks over to him and stands there. He looks up at his friend, and his friend just yells, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" and decked him in the face. He just curled up in a ball and had a huge bruise on his cheek the next day haha.


But whatever you decide, film it for sure for us.

zibafu
06-11-2008, 01:58 PM
put your dick in HIS mouth, then get somethin that looks like cum and put it on his face, then take a picture, then like totally dickslap him to wake him up he will feel the stickyness of what he thinks to be cum and you have pics to prove he sucked you off :o

bobziggen
06-11-2008, 02:02 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ap_xaN3NDPw&feature=related

RisingFallens
06-11-2008, 02:07 PM
Draw on him.
draw a vagina on his lips.

xXxTheBadGuyxXx
06-11-2008, 02:19 PM
Nobody is home, right?

ok, well download scars of the crucifix by deicide on limewire, then turn the speakers all the way up, tape them to his head, and play the song.

He will wake up.

bradley7
06-11-2008, 04:49 PM
Tea Bag him.

Fudopi
06-11-2008, 05:07 PM
Hey he's gone.

I fell asleep sitting here at the computer, staring at adrenalines profile.

I just woke up and had some honeycomb and he wasn't here no more.

punkordie
06-11-2008, 06:00 PM
piss>mouth

zibafu
06-11-2008, 06:33 PM
awwww do it cky style, sneak in, pull down yer kecks position over his face, slap him then fart haha.

edit*
here it is haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGkKNWQiIBM

roflmacopter
06-11-2008, 07:44 PM
awwww do it cky style, sneak in, pull down yer kecks position over his face, slap him then fart haha.

edit*
here it is haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGkKNWQiIBM

or go antiquing haha