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theonlysun81
06-11-2008, 08:17 AM
I want to pwn Chris Hansen and they always have hot chicks playing the girls who lure the guys. So this is my plan I will pretend to be 34 and go into random chatrooms and get the girls to invite me to their house then I will show up and Chris Hansen can't stop me because I am well within the law to have sex with the girl. What now Chris Hansen? What now?

Ok I need your help because although I always hear of these types of chatrooms I never have actually seen one of them. I need links to them.

drizzle
06-11-2008, 08:24 AM
ahahahahah wow, what a plan.

Schism
06-11-2008, 08:27 AM
You'll still get pwned by the swamp monster.

skate___board
06-11-2008, 08:29 AM
omfg win.

theonlysun81
06-11-2008, 08:32 AM
Yea, I know.

theonlysun81
06-11-2008, 09:54 AM
Dudes you guys aren't helping at all.

Cosmo
06-11-2008, 09:56 AM
Who?

drizzle
06-11-2008, 09:58 AM
chances are, youll get there, and it wont be chris hansen. it will be a 50 year old pedo pretending to be a teenage girl, who wants to rape you.

yeahyeahyeah
06-11-2008, 09:59 AM
what do you mean "within the law"?

skate___board
06-11-2008, 10:00 AM
what do you mean "within the law"?

meaning it would be legal to fuck the girl

theonlysun81
06-11-2008, 10:01 AM
what do you mean "within the law"?

I couldn't be arrested since I am under 18 I would be allowed to have sex with her.

theonlysun81
06-11-2008, 10:01 AM
chances are, youll get there, and it wont be chris hansen. it will be a 50 year old pedo pretending to be a teenage girl, who wants to rape you.

What type of pedo would go around fucking 34 year old men

paulpants
06-11-2008, 10:01 AM
I have no idea what you are talking about.
None at all.

yeahyeahyeah
06-11-2008, 10:01 AM
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

drizzle
06-11-2008, 10:04 AM
What type of pedo would go around fucking 34 year old men

there are some sick fuckers out on the internet. :-\

theonlysun81
06-11-2008, 10:05 AM
there are some sick fuckers out on the internet. :-\

Yea but it won't be a pedo then. It would just be a sick fuck. Now just in case I shall bring one of those bad ass knives that are switchblades but like 12 inches long.

drizzle
06-11-2008, 10:06 AM
Yea but it won't be a pedo then. It would just be a sick fuck. Now just in case I shall bring one of those bad ass knives that are switchblades but like 12 inches long.

and if it IS chris hansen, get arrested for carrying a weapon

olololololol

RUFNbanned
06-11-2008, 10:06 AM
I think you'd still get in trouble for planning to have sex with a girl you met on the internet..

Killing Stairs
06-11-2008, 10:08 AM
when u see chris hansen
be like: take a seat, what u doing here in a girls house umm?

theonlysun81
06-11-2008, 10:28 AM
and if it IS chris hansen, get arrested for carrying a weapon

olololololol
She is always waiting at the door so once I see her at the door I'll put it in the glove compartment then lock it.

I think you'd still get in trouble for planning to have sex with a girl you met on the internet..

If I'm not 18 and she's not 18 it's not illegal.

RUFNbanned
06-11-2008, 10:36 AM
An even spicier plan.

I say you bring like your little brother or cousin or something, way under 10 years old, and make him go to the door, with a nametag that says your name and no pants on.

Chump Champ
06-11-2008, 10:42 AM
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s102/kahne8198/ChrisHanson.jpg

RUFNbanned
06-11-2008, 10:44 AM
BTW, i'm just warning you now, Chris Hansen is a lot more intimidating in person, so be prepared.

michaelo
06-11-2008, 10:48 AM
BTW, i'm just warning you now, Chris Hansen is a lot more intimidating in person, so be prepared.

Yeah you know.

Ellsworthskate
06-11-2008, 10:54 AM
Yeah I'm wondering that too, where are all these chatroom son the internet where old men meet teenage girls to have sex with? Have I been missing out on something?

theonlysun81
06-11-2008, 11:00 AM
BTW, i'm just warning you now, Chris Hansen is a lot more intimidating in person, so be prepared.

Yea that's the only thing I'm scared of.

Indecline_skate
06-11-2008, 11:10 AM
I pretented to be a pedo once on AIM......that nig called my ISP

bobziggen
06-11-2008, 01:57 PM
You could always try Skype or AIM chatrooms.


www.skype.com
www.aim.com

i_don't_know
06-11-2008, 02:08 PM
I couldn't be arrested since I am under 18 I would be allowed to have sex with her.

Not always. Some states' age of consent is 16 or 17. Make sure you look up whatever state you're invited to.

theonlysun81
06-11-2008, 09:18 PM
Not always. Some states' age of consent is 16 or 17. Make sure you look up whatever state you're invited to.

Yea I thought of that.

live_breath_skate
06-11-2008, 09:28 PM
An even spicier plan.

I say you bring like your little brother or cousin or something, way under 10 years old, and make him go to the door, with a nametag that says your name and no pants on.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Nesta.
06-11-2008, 10:19 PM
If I'm not 18 and she's not 18 it's not illegal.
You do know that its illegal to have sex if you're under 18..

EDIT: nevermind i just saw idontknow's post

Habitat.skater.69
06-11-2008, 10:26 PM
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/dc/Dateline.gif

theonlysun81
06-11-2008, 10:34 PM
You do know that its illegal to have sex if you're under 18..

EDIT: nevermind i just saw idontknow's post
No it's illegal to have sex under the age of consent.

Habitat.skater.69
06-11-2008, 11:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE2R_ACw3Rs&feature=related