lol focused boards

[vcjmh]

getting a new deck, my old zero has a huge crack in it, whats the best way to focus it without hurting myself?

[Dr. Foundation]

MAYBE juuuust mayyyyybee you should think a TINY bit about it yourself before making a thread on it? How about you just fucking jump on it?

[blindninja667]

Tkae your board and smash it on your head and be really hXc about it. all the ladies want you when you do that.

[andyc]

blindninja667 is right. try putting up your arse so it gets wet and will break easier

[juice]

just skate it til it breaks

[tweaked]

jump off a roof (not tall enough to hurt) onto it

[gluestick]

Put it under a window (at least 7 stories up) and swan-dive onto it.

[vcjmh]

had no ladder to get on the roof so i just jumped off the car, wroked pretty well

[Snowskate to Destiny]

You're a dumbass.

[D.J. Olszewski]

do what i did with my zero ollie into something deap

[michaelo]

Why would you break a board on purpose. I hope you break your new board a week in and can't get a new one then you'll go to hell because you called your mom a bitch because she wouldn't get you another board.

[vcjmh]

Why would you break a board on purpose. I hope you break your new board a week in and can't get a new one then you'll go to hell because you called your mom a bitch because she wouldn't get you another board.

fuck you, its none of your business anyway, it my damn skateboard, i payed for it, i can do whatever the fuck i want with it. suck a dick

[503Skater]

haha i just snapped my AWS shit was pissing me off skating.

[Flipped]

haha i just snapped my AWS shit was pissing me off skating.

On purpose?

[503Skater]

yea on purpose.

[Flipped]

You're gay. Seriously, that's just a waste of money.

[503Skater]

^yea and your a queer but hey I don't blame you. So what if I broke my board I paid for it so fuck it, I got pissed through it up against a couple of walls and snapped it.

[Have A Nice Day]

you got pissed because you most likely fucked up on a trick. just chill for a second and then keep trying. it's a waste of money to break a perfectly good board.

[503Skater]

well i guess i wasted my money ah well. That's why I got a 9-5. I have a blank and my popwar so I'm good.

[michaelo]

fuck you, its none of your business anyway, it my damn skateboard, i payed for it, i can do whatever the fuck i want with it. suck a dick

Yeah you do you know how many kids would want a new board you could have sold it for like $15 to some kid new to skating or you could have kept it as a back up board because boards break and you don't know when they will either.

[vcjmh]

Yeah you do you know how many kids would want a new board you could have sold it for like $15 to some kid new to skating or you could have kept it as a back up board because boards break and you don't know when they will either.

no i couldn't have becuase the board is completely shot, no pop, razor tailed, and huge cracks, and i have a backup board already so i dont care

[sk8baker4life]

no i couldn't have becuase the board is completely shot, no pop, razor tailed, and huge cracks, and i have a backup board already so i dont care

hahahahaa watsup brian

[Ad4m_Sk8]

You're a dumbass.
^.

[F3rni3]

getting a new deck, my old zero has a huge crack in it, whats the best way to focus it without hurting myself?

go kill yourself

[sk8baker4life]

^ you go kill yourself you stupid bitch

[S-J]

thats really gay asking people on forums how to break ur board

[Chute]

why break your board..? jesus save it for the collection or something.
I'm gonna get me a PS3 cant wait to break my ps2...

[blindninja667]

why break your board..? jesus save it for the collection or something.
I'm gonna get me a PS3 cant wait to break my ps2...

ROFLMAO. I'm getting a new car can't wait to break my old one like that energy drink commercial. ;)

[vcjmh]

go kill yourself

fuck you faggot, you kill yourself, do us all a favor

[vcjmh]

thats really gay asking people on forums how to break ur board

youre gay, its a forum, im bored i make up a stupid story, and post it. GTFO

[blindninja667]

hahah i like your edge man.

[vcjmh]

thanks dude, youre one of the only cool dudes here

[grindin fool]

God I hate all these new immature members. They think if they swear on a message board then they will be all hardcore and cool. They must be like 14 or something.

[theskate]

sbc a place of hate.

[michaelo]

sbc a place of hate.

yes tons. but kid a really hope you fall bombing a hill and skid your face 20 feet down the road the you look like some low life loser and you'll be made fun of.

[Taaffe]

yes tons. but kid a really hope you fall bombing a hill and skid your face 20 feet down the road the you look like some low life loser and you'll be made fun of.

that's meanie-weanie
but he's a douche asking how to break a deck

[sb dunks]

^ you go kill yourself you stupid bitch

no. you go kill yourself.


i agree with Snowskate to Destiny.

fuckin just skate your board.
if you want to break it.
jump on it.

it didnt need a thread.

[vcjmh]

dude i was just messing around, i wasn't serious about this thread, i was just doing stupid shit

[F3rni3]

dude i was just messing around, i wasn't serious about this thread, i was just doing stupid shit

then try not to do it again

[vcjmh]

^^^ aight

[lpescato]

he who breaks his board on purpose,
has homosexual tendencies under the surface,
frustrated about being a gay fuck,
could have gave that board to a kid down on his luck,
a spoiled little brat who intentionally breaks his deck,
hopefully his mother will wring his neck,
heed some advice from a wrestling poet,
go find your friend's penis and blow it.

[vcjmh]

wow....did you write that yourself?

[lpescato]

wow....did you write that yourself?

of course because i am The Genius,
posessor of a gargantuan penis,
wordsmith of wisdom, wisecracks and wit,
all other WWF wrestlers are shit.

[grindin fool]

Ispecato I have a new found respect for you, that was freakin hilarious.

[vcjmh]

of course because i am The Genius,
posessor of a gargantuan penis,
wordsmith of wisdom, wisecracks and wit,
all other WWF wrestlers are shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! nice one

[Ripped.]

youre gay, its a forum, im bored i make up a stupid story, and post it. GTFO

And that children, is how you get a ban and/or warning =] dont be a noob, everybody (well almost) here is legit so dont fuck this site up with immature posts.

[vcjmh]

And that children, is how you get a ban and/or warning =] dont be a noob, everybody (well almost) here is legit so dont fuck this site up with immature posts.

im just having fun man, im not trying to do any harm, just really bored

[Ripped.]

im just having fun man, im not trying to do any harm, just really bored

Ok man, i get your drift and i understand your new so just dont do it again

[vcjmh]

^^^ aight thanks man

[ganjaSmoke]

k worst thread ever

he who breaks his board on purpose,
has homosexual tendencies under the surface,
frustrated about being a gay fuck,
could have gave that board to a kid down on his luck,
a spoiled little brat who intentionally breaks his deck,
hopefully his mother will wring his neck,
heed some advice from a wrestling poet,
go find your friend's penis and blow it.

even though i get pissed of and break decks all the time thats still fuckin halarious

[Among The Living]

fuck you faggot, you kill yourself, do us all a favor

Shut the fuck up.

Twat.

[Volcom Man]

hold ur nuts, jump in the air and smash the board with ur ass.

[got-S-K-A-T-E?]

^Ha, thats what Caswell Berry does all the time, I love that.

[skater fo ever]

Rub it on your head with the griptape side up untill it breaks, then tell us if it worked.