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mysteryskater7
08-12-2007, 08:44 AM
any suggestions would be appreciated

thank you

5deckollie
08-12-2007, 08:46 AM
Slam it in your microwave door for a couple of hours.

dustydust
08-12-2007, 08:47 AM
take a knife and skin your penis, it will grow back to be thicker. no joke.

sobrien
08-12-2007, 08:47 AM
It's not possible, needledick

mysteryskater7
08-12-2007, 08:49 AM
yeah it is dumbass.. you can take pills, food, and other junk.

bleed-skateboarding
08-12-2007, 08:49 AM
lol tie a brick to it

xxdead_dollxx
08-12-2007, 08:50 AM
I heard a whole box of rat poison does the jobhaha pindick!

SMR
08-12-2007, 08:52 AM
If you're a devout enough Christian that you need to put it in your sig, penis size shouldn't be an issue since the only person who will see it is your wife.

5deckollie
08-12-2007, 08:54 AM
Accually, just skin your penis while slamming it in the microwave door while gulping rat poison and pills and afterwards tie a brick on the end and throw it in circles all while reading a bible.

Then die.

SoHereIAm
08-12-2007, 08:56 AM
hahaha..haha

mysteryskater7
08-12-2007, 08:56 AM
yay ill go die now

(.)(.)
08-12-2007, 08:58 AM
fist it, it will "look" bigger.

woop tang
08-12-2007, 08:58 AM
Huff Raid.

SNES4Life
08-12-2007, 09:00 AM
Google.

Hewlett
08-12-2007, 09:00 AM
put a bike pump in it

terbzz
08-12-2007, 09:02 AM
look at more porn...

littleman
08-12-2007, 09:03 AM
Nail 3 three nails on the head into a wall. Then push away from the wall as hard as you can with your legs, and wala! you have a longer wiener.

Oh yeah, rat poison helps too.

mysteryskater7
08-12-2007, 09:07 AM
viagra in vodka does the trick homies

V3
08-12-2007, 09:15 AM
Are you reall that small?

mysteryskater7
08-12-2007, 09:17 AM
no im tryin to break a record of the worlds longest dick, take pictures and vids and post it on youtube so i can be on ripley's believe it or not

V3
08-12-2007, 09:20 AM
Your not going to do it.

Unless your italian or black.

Adrenaline
08-12-2007, 09:24 AM
mysteryskater.. could this by any chance possibly be you?

http://re3.mm-a8.yimg.com/image/4095297228 (http://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fs earch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Dugly%2Bpeople%26fr%3Dyfp-t-471%26toggle%3D1%26cop%3Dmss%26ei%3DUTF-8&w=396&h=308&imgurl=cache.bordom.net%2Fimages%2F32817491d9080f6 023e88b30356b7b7d.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fbordom.net%2F%3Fpage%3D415%26amp %3B&size=35.3kB&name=32817491d9080f6023e88b30356b7b7d.jpg&p=ugly+people&type=jpeg&no=3&tt=22,787&oid=96beeb01c2ca40c0&ei=UTF-8)

krux4892
08-12-2007, 09:24 AM
If you're a devout enough Christian that you need to put it in your sig, penis size shouldn't be an issue since the only person who will see it is your wife.

burn.

um hang a towel and it and lift the towel until it starts to feel like your gaining size. i swear

mysteryskater7
08-12-2007, 09:27 AM
what do u mean by hangin a towel and lifting it?

krux4892
08-12-2007, 09:30 AM
what do u mean by hangin a towel and lifting it?

take a towel once your wang is fully erect and place the towel upon your schlong, let it hang there and move your snake up and down without your hands. like use teh muscules on da base of your weena

mysteryskater7
08-12-2007, 09:32 AM
wat part is the scholng

krux4892
08-12-2007, 09:32 AM
your dick

No LMAONADE
08-12-2007, 09:33 AM
yeah it is dumbass.. you can take pills, food, and other junk.

than why are you asking us if you know already...

by the way, is it not big enough or something hahahahah

mysteryskater7
08-12-2007, 09:33 AM
oh haha nvm

blindninja667
08-12-2007, 09:37 AM
Let your dog try to rip it off. It will hurt but it gets huge.

Plan_B 702
08-12-2007, 09:38 AM
hahahah you have a small dick

blindninja667
08-12-2007, 09:40 AM
Who me?? OR nubby that posted this?

krux4892
08-12-2007, 10:02 AM
Who me?? OR nubby that posted this?

the n00b.

edit: youre a noob too

blindninja667
08-12-2007, 10:05 AM
I arez not teh nooby!!!!! My post count got teh pwnage noob!

Ripped.
08-12-2007, 10:06 AM
no im tryin to break a record of the worlds longest dick, take pictures and vids and post it on youtube so i can be on ripley's believe it or not

it has to be natural.....

.Blackie.
08-12-2007, 10:08 AM
Wait, you're serious?

I-live-in-emerica
08-12-2007, 10:08 AM
this is one of the gayest threads ever...

ad.skater
08-12-2007, 10:09 AM
the larger your post count the bigger your penis is

Whole lotta love
08-12-2007, 10:10 AM
put a paper towel tube over it, millimeter peter will transform into foot long tom!

BigMikeyB
08-12-2007, 10:13 AM
Buy apenis pump or deal with your size, or you can cut it off, sprinkle a lil bit of miracle grow on it and it should grow back longer in days garanteed.

http://www.adultsupermart.com/pages/images/hard-mans-penis-pump.jpg

Olly Todd
08-12-2007, 10:15 AM
try harder.

theskate
08-12-2007, 10:19 AM
Wax on wax off.

5deckollie
08-12-2007, 10:22 AM
wat part is the scholng
your dick

I lol'd so hard at that.

lazylife
08-12-2007, 10:22 AM
the n00b.

edit: youre a noob too

noob calls another noob a noob, and then a third noob calls the first noob a noob too, and at the same time that third noob calls the second noob a noob aswell. interesting

5deckollie
08-12-2007, 10:24 AM
noob calls another noob a noob, and then a third noob calls the first noob a noob too, and at the same time that third noob calls the second noob a noob aswell. interesting

That made my computer start to smoke.

krux4892
08-12-2007, 11:13 AM
I arez not teh nooby!!!!! My post count got teh pwnage noob!

feb 07? idc your post count.

krux4892
08-12-2007, 11:14 AM
noob calls another noob a noob, and then a third noob calls the first noob a noob too, and at the same time that third noob calls the second noob a noob aswell. interesting

i callled him a noob for he is more of a noob than me but to you and a lot of people i am a noob.

woops double. sry

galloway
08-12-2007, 11:17 AM
stretch it rofl

No LMAONADE
08-12-2007, 11:49 AM
it has to be natural.....

hah no the guys with the tattoos didn't naturally just get tattoos.

amar
08-12-2007, 11:53 AM
concentrate really, really hard

its 10:24
08-12-2007, 11:56 AM
concentrate really, really hard

"its 10:23" says YOUR WELCOME

Absynthe
08-12-2007, 11:57 AM
I'm packin' 8 inches of black meat, I don't need any enlargement.

Fucking condoms break on me as it is.

Marevix
08-12-2007, 12:01 PM
Hahahah, this thread is amusing. I've read that the penis grows during puberty by sustained erections during sleep; by that logic, maintaining an erection whenever possible should help.

Word Life
08-12-2007, 12:03 PM
^ you are right, I used to have an "active imagination" and had an erection almost all the time, and alot at night. Then for some reason my penis got bigger in flaccid state and even bigger in erect state.

Vivica
08-12-2007, 12:03 PM
Hey everybody, i warned him... do you think it made his penis bigger?

guitaristontherun
08-12-2007, 12:08 PM
Go to your local supermarket/food city/grocery store and ask to buy some pure protein. Gulp that shit down every couple hours it makes your cock grow if your adolescent.

amar
08-12-2007, 01:30 PM
"its 10:23" says YOUR WELCOME

Umm thank you?

Breaking The Bond
08-12-2007, 01:36 PM
Since erections make your penis bigger, beating around the Bush should get the job done nicely. Mr. president'll be nice n tall when I'm all grown up.

Ecko
08-12-2007, 02:09 PM
Hey everybody, i warned him... do you think it made his penis bigger?

hahahhaha, burn!

micearenice
08-12-2007, 02:16 PM
take a towel once your wang is fully erect and place the towel upon your schlong, let it hang there and move your snake up and down without your hands. like use teh muscules on da base of your weena

lol, thats the funniest thing ive read in a long, long time.

notaskateaholic
08-12-2007, 03:05 PM
Tie it do the door knob, slap the door, repeat.

omgtom
08-12-2007, 03:07 PM
the more you jack it, the bigger it gets.

A-Smith
08-12-2007, 04:46 PM
Sex it.

GC PUNX
08-12-2007, 05:19 PM
make a paper mache extension

live_breath_skate
08-12-2007, 07:32 PM
break it off and it will grow back bigger




maybe....