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mikeskatesenjois
07-03-2007, 07:32 AM
Post the funniest things you have heard a person say in a porn video.
mine is:

guy: So I've seen your tits haven't grown lately
girl: it seems as so your dick hasn't either
guy: you leave my dick out of this

liverpool strickes back
07-03-2007, 07:34 AM
dude what porn is that from?

bandikid
07-03-2007, 07:46 AM
oh yeah baby like that big ass bouncing up and down on your cock



or



mooooooo

Mr. Electric Ocean
07-03-2007, 07:47 AM
15 seconds of nonstop farting.

Sevendust
07-03-2007, 07:55 AM
"i dont want to be able to walk tommorow"

ruckus.
07-03-2007, 08:06 AM
"Ohhh, daddy! What's that you're holding?"

SMR
07-03-2007, 08:11 AM
During a rimjob

*Fart*

Kevo
07-03-2007, 08:22 AM
"I'm horny"

SkaSkate
07-03-2007, 08:33 AM
A friend used to quote this all the time: "You wanna close my factory, I open your ass"

Hewlett
07-03-2007, 08:50 AM
During a rimjob

*Fart*

hahaha

Valo Negroth
07-03-2007, 08:55 AM
FOC with Cody Lane
Guy
"AH! I need to go to church!"

While busting a nut
"Open your mouth...........ahhhhhhhh tits!"

Afterwards
"You got glazed like a donut!"

drowning_fish
07-03-2007, 09:02 AM
Ahahaha, there was a chick sitting down reading a magazine and he comes up.

"Can I cum on your face?"

bandikid
07-03-2007, 09:03 AM
"Did...you just shit on my dick?"


tucker max wins

izzymbaby
07-03-2007, 09:12 AM
I saw some porno blooper thing were she got over agreesive and spazzed out.

Im like holy sh**.

kickflip4
07-03-2007, 09:17 AM
Post the funniest things you have heard a person say in a porn video.
mine is:

guy: So I've seen your tits haven't grown lately
girl: it seems as so your dick hasn't either
guy: you leave my dick out of this

Ahahahahaha, what's that from? I wanna see that hahaha.

Popwar Pill
07-03-2007, 09:18 AM
"My dick is in yo ass"

Skate-or-die77
07-03-2007, 09:20 AM
mmkay

Iskatehard
07-03-2007, 09:21 AM
"I don't think we can do this"
"Yeah, you're right. Let's just talk instead."



"Woah that was some sex! Yah, so what are you doing around here?"
"Oh, I'm just here for my family reunion, you?"
"Uhm... Uh... I'm going to Texas"

bandikid
07-03-2007, 09:21 AM
"Bitch, my finger, your pussy, or my dick, YO MOUTH"

BobbyGanoosh
07-03-2007, 09:24 AM
Man holding wood (not penis)

Man - "You think you can handle this wood?"
Girl - "Oh, I can handle it, and i'll break it too"
Man - "OOOHHHHHH, KINKYYY"

Iskatehard
07-03-2007, 09:47 AM
Porn just isn't funny... Now maybe if it included Samuel L. Jackson. Now that would be funny...

RUFNcousin
07-03-2007, 09:48 AM
"let's get married"

RUFNbanned
07-03-2007, 09:52 AM
"Woah that was some sex! Yah, so what are you doing around here?"
"Oh, I'm just here for my family reunion, you?"
"Uhm... Uh... I'm going to Texas"

hahahaha. that happened to a member here. from sb-c. not a porno.

Iskatehard
07-03-2007, 09:54 AM
'_'... Damn... How do I even respond.

Is there sarcasm here... Or wha'?

Melon
07-03-2007, 10:07 AM
hahaha, Iskatehard nice one.

BAKAAA
07-03-2007, 11:12 AM
hahahaha. that happened to a member here. from sb-c. not a porno.

thats what he was referring too...it was a joke.

Girlboards.
07-03-2007, 12:28 PM
oooo bite on mah bawlzzz.
okay ill go jungle tiger on them.

haha it was from some french porn
then he gave a rimjob and i was liek SHAVE YOUR PUBES MAN!.

Dr. Foundation
07-03-2007, 12:58 PM
"I'm a fucking faggot"

He was banging a girl.

zoo yorker
07-03-2007, 01:02 PM
"Did you just..... Did you just shit on my dick?"

Edit: Damn you bandikid, damn you to hell.

Edit2:"I've never had sex with a dog before...."

Chump Champ
07-03-2007, 01:03 PM
(British accent) We've got tree great girls here tonight.

Marevix
07-03-2007, 01:06 PM
During a cumshot, "Ahhh, yeah, dropping some fucking loads!"

Confuses the fuck out of me, because he's been in 2-3 that I've seen and he always does a different variation of that. The others I remember,

"Fucking dropping big-ass fucking loads!"
"Fuck, dropping loads like bombs!"

Interestingly enough, he's one of maybe 3-4 dudes that I recognize for that trait only.

reptiskate52
07-03-2007, 01:13 PM
"B-but, I poop from there"

The_Clash911
07-03-2007, 01:28 PM
An asian girl farted one time and she goes "oops sowwy front hole so happy back hole laugh out loud"

sk83r101
07-03-2007, 06:38 PM
lol that was the funniest thing ive seen all day.

dustydust
07-03-2007, 06:39 PM
oh yeah baby like that big ass bouncing up and down on your cock



or



mooooooo

I feel so pathetic that I actually know where that is from.

bandikid
07-03-2007, 07:06 PM
It's ok brother


let it all out

Phishermen
07-03-2007, 07:13 PM
"B-but, I poop from there"

I was waiting for someone to say that one. It wins hands down

link removed

I'll probably get warned, but it's worth it

No LMAONADE
07-03-2007, 07:18 PM
"i dont think i wanna do this"
"do it anytway or ill shoot you in the fuckin head baby"
"ok here i go!"

reptiskate52
07-03-2007, 07:20 PM
I was waiting for someone to say that one. It wins hands down

Link Removed Bizzatch

I'll probably get warned, but it's worth it
So funny.

Rhythman
07-03-2007, 07:27 PM
Haha, I saw this once on the internet. The guy was about to shoot his load and it went on the cameraman's face instead.

ispitfire
07-03-2007, 07:29 PM
you people watch some sick porn *as i jack to beastiality orgy*

Grand_Hustle
07-03-2007, 08:51 PM
I only watch alligator porn...

emerica4life
07-03-2007, 08:56 PM
but it was only a dead deer.........

lazylife
07-03-2007, 09:06 PM
but it was only a dead hooker dot dot dot

skate for watermelon
07-03-2007, 09:32 PM
"fuck me harder fo i smack them balls"

shutupimbleeding
07-03-2007, 09:44 PM
I love you

Lakai Till I Die
07-24-2007, 10:52 PM
Haha, I saw this once on the internet. The guy was about to shoot his load and it went on the cameraman's face instead.

AHHHHHH, I saw that, it was called like, Worst part of filming porn

The_Q
07-24-2007, 11:01 PM
AHHHHHH, I saw that, it was called like, Worst part of filming porn
Dude this is an old thread, why did you bring it back.

globalize it
07-24-2007, 11:05 PM
Dude this is an old thread, why did you bring it back.

why didnt YOU make an omelette trick tip?

lazylife
07-24-2007, 11:06 PM
"lazylife is mah daddy. OOHHH LAZYLIFE IS MAAH DADDY YEAAHHH"

globalize it
07-24-2007, 11:08 PM
"lazylife is mah daddy. OOHHH LAZYLIFE IS MAAH DADDY YEAAHHH"

=O i thought i told you not to tell anyone about our video. ='[

theantihero
07-24-2007, 11:34 PM
"Lol hey."

dain84
07-24-2007, 11:53 PM
"Oh yeah!! Pound my tight teen pussy with your bulging cock!"

globalize it
07-25-2007, 12:01 AM
"Thanks for the orgasim,your almost as good as my boyfriend"

WhiteTrash
07-25-2007, 12:30 AM
Post the funniest things you have heard a person say in a porn video.
mine is:

guy: So I've seen your tits haven't grown lately
girl: it seems as so your dick hasn't either
guy: you leave my dick out of this

hahaha I only saw that for the first time today and thats hilarious.

tre_my_flip
07-25-2007, 12:37 AM
"hi"

nefarious
07-25-2007, 01:02 AM
"Paris hilton can't suck dick like this"

Vans Man
07-25-2007, 01:05 AM
I don't know I ussaully watch porn with no volume because most of my family is up really late...

Nesta.
07-25-2007, 01:06 AM
"Paris hilton can't suck dick like this"

hahahaha

Yuuki
07-25-2007, 02:26 AM
I feel so pathetic that I actually know where that is from.

i bet nearly everybody here knows...

PM me if you think you know.

Vans4eva
07-25-2007, 02:45 AM
"Paris hilton can't suck dick like this"

Hahaha I remember seeing that!

galloway
07-25-2007, 02:48 AM
oi i saw that one a few hours ago:
girl:what r you doing tonight
guy:im going to mow ur lawn..... and ur back yard

rofl

Professional Asshole
07-25-2007, 04:24 AM
go to porn mistakes


add a .com to the end of that, and take away the space, I'm not going to be responsible for linking you there, but theres some funny shit there.

Dirttaq
07-25-2007, 05:35 AM
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/Dirttaq/ButIpoopfromthere.jpg

Girlboards.
07-25-2007, 05:39 AM
dam girl you gottta shave yerrrr pubes.
well atleast i dont have an afro on mah dick.
wahhh you dont like it?
I think it's fucking sexy.

bleedingboy
07-25-2007, 05:52 AM
Post the funniest things you have heard a person say in a porn video.
mine is:

guy: So I've seen your tits haven't grown lately
girl: it seems as so your dick hasn't either
guy: you leave my dick out of this



WAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHA OMG!

skatejersey
07-25-2007, 06:15 AM
throws up on guys dick while blowing him

V3
07-25-2007, 07:02 AM
Girl on a barrel vibrator.
Guy controlling it says "feel like im playing supermario brothers"

Dirttaq
07-25-2007, 07:12 AM
"Everytime that you smell it, I want you to think that youre never getting this again!"

mikeskatesenjois
07-25-2007, 10:45 AM
hahaha I only saw that for the first time today and thats hilarious.

Yeah it was on Hustler Barely legal vod

Edit: I was waiting for some noob to bring this thread back.

reptiskate52
07-25-2007, 10:49 AM
This thread is loaded with win.

Word Life
07-25-2007, 10:52 AM
"this is what you came for isn't it, you dirty boy, this is what you came for, to watch me play with my pussy till i cum" i found it quite funny and sorta retarted.

Rock_em_tight
07-25-2007, 10:56 AM
Lady - Call me stiff nurse mother.
Man - Stiff nurse mom!

masterkickflip
07-25-2007, 11:03 AM
"You have an infection ad if you don't lick my pussy I won't help you."

DoctorAdventures

feel_good
07-25-2007, 11:51 AM
"now i'm fixin' to try dis at home"

woop tang
07-25-2007, 11:54 AM
"OH LAWD! IS DAT SUM CHICKEN?"

a

mikeskatesenjois
07-25-2007, 12:38 PM
"glaze my fucking doughnuts"

mr. jenkins
07-25-2007, 01:48 PM
There's one with a girl that says "Fuck me daddy!" over 120 times.

late_flip
07-25-2007, 01:52 PM
"WERE YOU JUST FUCKING WATCH ME DRESS YOU PERVERT!?!?!"

"no....I was just....ummmm getting my ball.....but while im here....wanna fuck?"

mikeskatesenjois
07-25-2007, 01:56 PM
Girl: Why are you fucking me, I thought you were gay
Guy: Wait, you aren't a guy?

enjoi the panda
07-25-2007, 04:26 PM
"Paris hilton can't suck dick like this"

i think ive seen that before... but i dont know where

Megalomaniac
07-25-2007, 04:31 PM
"My milk shakes bring all the dogs to the yard" Bestiality.

Randomzero
07-25-2007, 05:14 PM
i was watching something, with the pornstar named cherry poppins

well the dude was cummin in her, and she wasnt acting pissed or anything(this wasnt an internal video), when she was supposed to be mad.

so the filmer, was like to the girl "try and act pissed"
haha. so the girl fakes being pissed, and totally failed

theskate
07-25-2007, 06:31 PM
i think ive seen that before... but i dont know where

Heather Brooke.

mikeskatesenjois
07-26-2007, 06:20 PM
Girl fucking this guy all hardcore: You must really watch alot of porn

rock-adio
07-26-2007, 07:13 PM
i was watching something, with the pornstar named cherry poppins

well the dude was cummin in her, and she wasnt acting pissed or anything(this wasnt an internal video), when she was supposed to be mad.

so the filmer, was like to the girl "try and act pissed"
haha. so the girl fakes being pissed, and totally failed

haha theres a whole site where it's suppose to be "accidental", then the girl gets pissed or is suppose to.

I found this funny myself.

"I told you not to cum in my eye you son of a bitch!"

Hewlett
07-26-2007, 07:20 PM
"jizz plz"

PlanBRox0rs
07-26-2007, 10:39 PM
Girl: Oh daddy it hurts
guy: this is what you get for wearing your moms lipstick.

"Oh daddy ive been bad punish me."

Hewlett
07-26-2007, 10:40 PM
Girl: Oh daddy it hurts
guy: this is what you get for wearing your moms lipstick.

"Oh daddy ive been bad punish me."

what the fuck

The_Q
07-26-2007, 10:46 PM
I find it funny when a girl screams FUCK THAT ASS, while she's getting fucked in the pussy.

enjoI-pop
07-26-2007, 11:31 PM
I find it funny when a girl screams FUCK THAT ASS, while she's getting fucked in the pussy.

lol

feel_good
07-26-2007, 11:44 PM
"balls in da ass, dick in da pussy"

djk102091
07-26-2007, 11:45 PM
I'm not sure, but this one seemed kinda of weird

"Ohhhhhh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh AWWWWWWWWW"
cept it was the guy.. not the girl...

Chump Champ
07-26-2007, 11:48 PM
I find the "realistic" sites to be hilarious

"You like my 3 inch penis don't you?"

"Oh, give me more"

codyguy
07-27-2007, 12:09 AM
"fart"
girl-" you like that pussy fart dont you?"
other girl-"it must be so slippery in there
guy-"ohh yaaa"

adioskater42
10-04-2007, 05:34 PM
its not the size of the boat its the motion of the ocean

zoo yorker
10-04-2007, 05:35 PM
wtfh4x? bump?... and by the way... its been said.

AScentOfBlood
10-04-2007, 05:37 PM
Guy: oh yeah
Girl: ooomph uhhhh eeeeeeeh

Sevendust
10-04-2007, 05:38 PM
tickle my twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
tickle my twattttttttttttt

Roxinabox
10-04-2007, 05:42 PM
Link removed

AScentOfBlood
10-04-2007, 05:44 PM
insert link here

Woah, I just came

akkaquill
10-04-2007, 05:46 PM
okay heres a good one. theres a guy standing on a ladder naked with just a toolbelt on and he's putting screws in the ceiling while some girl is sucking him off (i think, i forgot). then some other chick turns on a circular saw and the guys yells at her for sawing while he's working, and then she turns it off and goes "wanna see my tits?!" and he raises his eyebrow and goes "thats wacky!" hahaha

if you've seen it you know how funny it is. my friends got it on his computer and i don't know where he got it, but we made "thats wacky" shirts in printing class with a drill and ladder on them and we wear them at school cuz everyone around here has seen that video

ZeroOrDie.
10-04-2007, 05:48 PM
It made me laugh because she actually said this:

mm yeah im gunna cum oh yeah bitch fuck yeah oohoh fuck shittt oh fuck my tit face shitt. oh yoou piece of shit cum in my shitty hole

Twinskate
10-04-2007, 05:54 PM
Woah, I just came

I just banned. lol.

"what's the matter baby, can't get it up?"
"Uhuh!"

ZeroOrDie.
10-04-2007, 06:02 PM
Link removed

That was fucking nasty dude. I swear I puked. gtfo

BailBoarder
10-04-2007, 06:05 PM
when was bandikid perma'd/why?

Twinskate
10-04-2007, 06:09 PM
when was bandikid perma'd/why?

He started an argument by shitting on someone's thread and ruining it and started an agrument, then he preceeded to personally attack a member, stating that "maybe the dead kid in his sig" (recently deceased friend RIP) should learn how to do his tricks right, and remarked how the memorial gif should be done the way he says so.

That main statement got reported at least 50 times, and it was agreed that statements such as those are not acceptable, immoral, cold, and extremely rude, it was deemed the shittiest thing said on this site and was permabanned.

I was wishing I wouldn't have to get into this again.

ZeroOrDie.
10-04-2007, 06:11 PM
http://www.skateboard-city.com/messageboard/showthread.php?t=117704

Post #22 totally uncalled for. He deserved it.

RIP Hunner

EDIT: to bboarder

bush pig
10-04-2007, 06:11 PM
"B-but, I poop from there"


Not right now you don't

Skater_goth
10-04-2007, 06:11 PM
Lesbian Porn:
Girl 1: Ooo yeah stick that drill in there oh yeah
Girl 2: You like that, you like that
(she slaps her ass)
Girl 1: harder harder
Girl 2: (Smiles)
Girl 1: (starts groaning)

San Diego skater
10-04-2007, 06:19 PM
"oooh you've been a naughty boy.Now for ur punishment u got to stick ur cock in me."

myfriendsareonfire
10-04-2007, 06:35 PM
okay heres a good one. theres a guy standing on a ladder naked with just a toolbelt on and he's putting screws in the ceiling while some girl is sucking him off (i think, i forgot). then some other chick turns on a circular saw and the guys yells at her for sawing while he's working, and then she turns it off and goes "wanna see my tits?!" and he raises his eyebrow and goes "thats wacky!" hahaha

if you've seen it you know how funny it is. my friends got it on his computer and i don't know where he got it, but we made "thats wacky" shirts in printing class with a drill and ladder on them and we wear them at school cuz everyone around here has seen that video
hahaha ive seen that one